Blood Pressure Buddy

Blood, blood pressure, blood pressure measurement, buddy, Caltech, continuous monitoring, device, health monitoring, health technology, Healthcare Technology, home monitoring, hospital monitoring, limited resources, medical advancements, medical device, medical innovation, noninvasive, PRESSURE, remote healthcare, remote monitoring, TEAM, true blood pressure, vital sign monitoring

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6068
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

so, like, u know how u always gotta go to the doc to get ur blood pressure checked? well, NOT ANYMORE, my dude! this server has this INSANE new method to measure ur blood pressure without even touching u! like, u can just chill at home, playin Minecraft, and still know if ur blood pressure is good or not.

no more waitin in those boring hospital rooms, no more awkward small talk with the doc. just join this server and u can monitor ur blood pressure wherever u are, even in the middle of nowhere! who needs resources when u got this crazy device, amirite?

so come join us and experience the future of vital-sign monitoring. plus, we have epic builds, friendly players, and the best memes around. u won’t wanna miss out on all the fun, trust me!

What is the IP for Joe Bart Games Minecraft Server?

bart, games, Joe, joebartolozzi, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9284
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Joe Bart Games is an independent game developer known for creating innovative and captivating video games. With a passion for storytelling and immersive gameplay experiences, Joe Bart Games has garnered a loyal following of gamers who appreciate their unique and fresh approach to game design. Their diverse portfolio showcases a range of genres, from action-adventure to puzzle games, all infused with their distinctive artistic style and attention to detail. Joe Bart Games continues to push the boundaries of game development, delivering high-quality entertainment that resonates with players worldwide.

CraftopiaNetwork

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9717
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3

CraftopiaNetwork – Join us for our grand opening on January 1st, 2025! Seeking builders, testers, developers, admins, mods, and helpers. Shape our OP Prison server’s future with creativity and expertise. Gain early access, community recognition, and make a direct impact. Apply via Discord (https://discord.gg/invite/WgshQmRYeT) to join our passionate team forging the future of Minecraft gaming!

play.craftopianetwork.com

Bright Beyond

Adventures, BATTLING, Bright Beyond, building, Challenges, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Biomes, dynamic, Eternal SMP, Exploring, Fun, Immersive, Minecraft, multiplayer, player, PvE, PvP, Quests, Rich, Server, Survival, THRIVING

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Animals Bred:	61	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Crops Grown:	3346	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Eternal SMP is a dynamic Minecraft survival multiplayer server where adventures never end! Dive into a rich, immersive world filled with custom biomes, epic quests, and a thriving community. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, Eternal SMP offers endless fun and challenges for every player. Join us today!

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Warped SMP: Where we take Vanilla, add some Bedrock and stir in a dash of chaos! Join our derpy Hermitcraft wannabes today!

1.21, ADD, application, bedrock, Chaos, collaboration, Community, Dash, Datapacks, derpy, Discord, Drama, Events, Exploration, Fabric, Friendly, hermitcraft, instagram, java, Join, Minigames, Semi Vanilla, smp, Standard, Stir, Today, Trust, Vanilla, Wannabes, warped, Welcoming

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4268
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	279
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magic Items Found:	5454
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Love Letters Sent:	14

Welcome to Warped SMP

About Us

Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.

The server just barely updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to get into the server.

Important Links

Discord Invite	Join Here
Instagram Account	Click Here for Screenshot Gallery

Vanilla Experience

We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.

Community

We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

Respect

Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.

How To Join

We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

Join our discord HERE and apply!

Cleide’s Creamy Booty Minecraft Server

BOOTY, Cleides, creamy, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you the most outrageous and unforgettable gaming experience! Join us and explore a world where anything is possible, including sticking your hand with toothpaste up Cleide’s butt and blowing it up!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and hilarious moments that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. From building giant banana houses to riding pigs into battle, there is never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the madness! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, anything goes on our server, even if it involves sticking your hand with toothpaste up Cleide’s butt and blowing it up!

Face Ruiner Minecraft SMP

Actresses, Appearance, Barbie movie, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, Celebrity Gossip, cosmetic procedures, face, face ruin, facial transformations, film industry, Hollywood, Margo Robbie, media criticism, Minecraft, plastic surgery, public scrutiny, RUINER, self esteem, smp, societal pressures, TABLOID NEWS, Ugly

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	871905	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us for a wild ride where Margo Robbie is actually a secret Minecraft pro who disguises herself as a noob to troll unsuspecting players. Watch out for her sneaky traps and hilarious pranks as she navigates the world of blocky adventures.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their fluffy revolution?

With epic build battles, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who love to goof off and have a good time, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for anyone looking to escape reality and dive into a world of pure insanity. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

CraftyMorningMadness

cat, cleaning, Communication, Cooking, CraftyMorningMadness, Expectations, future plans, Gratitude, Help, household chores, lateness, Laundry, Marriage, marriage roles, morning routine, Pets, relationship dynamics, Resentment, responsibilities, teamwork, work schedule

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where teamwork and punctuality are key! Just like the OP’s wife, we expect all players to be at their virtual jobs by 8:30am sharp. Latecomers will face consequences more severe than a passive-aggressive text message – we’re talking creeper explosions and zombie invasions!

But don’t worry, we also value balance in relationships. If you help your fellow players in the morning, they’ll help you in return. Need some virtual coffee or a smoothie? We got you covered. And if you can’t cook in real life, no problem! Our virtual kitchen is always open.

Join us for a fun and chaotic experience, where responsibilities are shared and gratitude is always appreciated. Just watch out for those late-night skeleton attacks – they’re even scarier than a wife who’s running late for work!

PrincipalOfficeDumbness – Minecraft SMP

Childhood, childhood antics, childhood memories, childhood mischief, detention, discipline, dumb, EMBARRASSING, funny, juvenile, Minecraft, misbehavior, Mischief, PrincipalOfficeDumbness, principals office, punishment, rule breaking, School, School days, school memories, silly, smp, troublemaker

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Magic Items Found:	6408	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	New Chunks Explored:	127753
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Are you tired of getting sent to the principal’s office for the dumbest reasons? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and never worry about getting in trouble for silly things like wearing mismatched socks or forgetting your homework ever again.

Our server is a magical place where the principal is a friendly llama who loves to dance and hand out cookies instead of detentions. We have epic quests where you can ride giant chickens into battle against evil villagers, and build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava.

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP and leave all your worries about getting in trouble behind. Who needs a principal’s office when you can have a llama dance party instead?

OutcastUncle69420

black sheep, estranged relative, family betrayal, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family estrangement, family feuds, family gossip, family grudges, family history, family misunderstandings, family neglect, family reconciliation, family relationships, Family secrets, family tension, family unity, OutcastUncle69420

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Are you tired of feeling like the black sheep of your family? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate outcast! We welcome all the weirdos, misfits, and rebels who have been shunned by their relatives for being too awesome.

Imagine a server where your crazy uncle who believes in aliens and your mysterious cousin who only communicates through interpretive dance are the norm. That’s the kind of wacky family you’ll find here.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner oddball and leave behind the boring family gatherings, come join us on our server where being the weirdo is the new cool!

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