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WeddingCraft: NoSisAllowed

Bisexual, Confrontation, conservative family, Drama, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, intervention, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, maid of honor, Marriage, NoSisAllowed, relationships, sister drama, Support, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Alien Abductions:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this bride-to-be’s family drama!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like this sister who tried to ruin her sibling’s wedding by staging an intervention over coffee. Who needs coffee when you can have tea like this?

And if you think your family is crazy, wait until you meet our community of players. From condescending maid of honors to parents threatening to boycott weddings, our server is a circus of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive into a world where drama is the name of the game, join our server today. Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft community instead?

SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

Ability, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, MAGICAL, mind reading, MindReader, shape shifting, special powers, strength, Superhuman, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, telepathy, time travel, wish fulfillment

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Animals Bred:	81	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Animals Bred:	65
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1546	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dimension Hops:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Votes:	208
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Crops Grown:	2310
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5382
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Rune Stones Activated:	7

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Farms Harvested:	249	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

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Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Farms Harvested:	879
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Potions Brewed:	108	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9674
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8473
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7885	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.