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Crafty Creepers: Where even the zombies are confused about the hype!

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Towns Built:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as the real world political drama? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual war zone, with players constantly battling it out for power and control. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through treacherous alliances and backstabbing betrayals. Who needs reality TV when you can immerse yourself in this virtual world of chaos and mayhem? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this cutthroat environment!

FunkyCraft – Where Minecraft meets Friday Night Funkin’! Join the fun at /funkg/ server!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	33
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Friday Night Funkin’ madness and chaos.

Fight Da Powah Edition is in full swing, with Erect Mode song teasers that will blow your mind. Check out the Funkin Crew’s blog posts and get ready to jam out to some funky beats.

But that’s not all – we’ve got crossovers with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more! It’s a crossover extravaganza that will leave you speechless.

Join our modding community and create your own funky creations. Need help? We’ve got resources and a mod wiki to guide you on your journey to funky greatness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and join us on this wild adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you on the server, funky warriors!

The Endermen’s Fashion Show

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	452
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Void Gems Collected:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of blending in with the crowd on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, everyone wears black! That’s right, from head to toe, you’ll be rocking that edgy, mysterious look that will make you stand out from the rest.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: you and your black-clad comrades facing off against a horde of rainbow-colored warriors. It’s like a goth vs. unicorn showdown, and trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair on the server where a group of players have formed a cult dedicated to worshipping the almighty block. Yes, you heard that right. The almighty block. Who knows what kind of crazy rituals and sacrifices go on down there, but one thing’s for sure – it’s a one-of-a-kind experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the masses wearing black. It’s a dark and twisted adventure that you won’t soon forget.

White Ninja Craft: Where Japan Becomes Majority White… in Minecraft!

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	5497
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Star Shards Collected:	135

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us on a wild adventure where Japan is magically transformed into a majority white population by the year 2050 – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters like ninja pandas and samurai unicorns who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And don’t even get us started on the rare loot you can find, like enchanted sushi swords and kimono armor that gives you the power to summon a giant Godzilla to fight by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty McCraftFace: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5780
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
New Chunks Explored:	729802	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	3002
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of mainstream vtubers with millions of viewers hogging all the spotlight? Do you want to be part of the elite group of viewers who appreciate the hidden gems of the indie vtuber world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us to discuss and share indie vtubers who have a minimum of 500 viewers, because we only cater to the VIPs of the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your 499view oshi here, because we believe in giving everyone a chance to shine. Our server is like a virtual red carpet for the underdogs of the streaming world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground society of ducks who are secretly running the show. You won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and be part of the craziest, most exclusive indie vtuber community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the next big thing before they hit the mainstream!

VidyaCraft: Where /v/ threads are always about videogames

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8708
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Enchantments Applied:	240
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that only focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and even attend a virtual llama fashion show! Our community is filled with hilarious memes, outrageous pranks, and non-stop laughter. So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence! Who needs boring old video game discussions when you can be a part of something truly epic like this? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Comrades: Where Russians and POWs team up for epic adventures!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3754
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Animals Bred:	172
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the wild adventures of our Russian players who are obsessed with…wait for it…raping and gay sex! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and they’re just really passionate about their Minecraft roleplay.

Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between Russian players as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will they conquer the land with their questionable tactics, or will they be thwarted by their equally outrageous opponents?

So come on in and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous and hilarious at the same time? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness – join our server today!

Dragon’s Dogma: Minecraft Edition – Where Dragons Mine and Villagers Craft! LOL

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	3203
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve combined the epicness of Dragon’s Dogma with the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pawns, skills, and augments like you’ve never seen before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave Minecraft player stumbled upon a mysterious portal that transported them to a realm where dragons roamed free and pawns were at their beck and call. They embarked on a quest to defeat the mighty dragon, armed with nothing but their trusty pickaxe and a team of loyal pawns by their side. Will you be the next hero to rise to the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in epic duels, using your Dragon’s Dogma skills to outwit and outmaneuver your opponents. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of PvP champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on an adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends!

Blocky Banter Brigade

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Animals Bred:	49
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	461938

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my girlfriend’s hair dye choices? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to dye your hair blonde too (or at least dye your sheep’s wool)! Join us for some crazy adventures and maybe you’ll even find a girlfriend with big tits who’s into Minecraft too. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get lucky and end up in a steamy love story like the one I just described. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together (just maybe keep the details to yourself)!

AnimeCraft: More Pixels, Less Problems

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Dragons Tamed:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest fantasies! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with anime characters, shota boys, and older women getting frisky. Who needs diamonds when you can have a harem of waifus and husbandos to keep you company? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!