ClosetGate: Keep Your Kid Out!

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mines Excavated:	2900	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life like this poor Redditor? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds!

Our server is a safe space for all players, no closet gossiping allowed! We promise that no one will cry and threaten to leave just because you asked them to stop messing around.

Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where the only shaking you’ll be doing is from excitement over all the epic builds and adventures waiting for you? See you in the game!

YouthfulCraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5565
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Are you tired of people mistaking you for a Minecraft noob because you look younger than you actually are? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special potion that will make you look older and wiser in the Minecraft world! Join us and never be mistaken for a noob again!

Our server is also home to the Fountain of Youth, where players can bathe in its magical waters and reverse the aging process in real life! Say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to eternal youth in both the virtual and real worlds!

But that’s not all – we have a secret quest where players can unlock the ability to turn into a baby zombie and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s only on our server!

So if you want to look your age, reverse aging, or just have a good laugh as a baby zombie, join us on our server today!

BorderBlockParty

border regions, BorderBlockParty, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, halt, international relations, intervention, launches, Military, offensive, Operation, putin, russia, SECURITY, three, UKRAINIAN, Zelensky

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4730
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Votes:	5888
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

so, liek, u know how russia is all like, “hey ukraine, stop being so offensive”? well, now they’re launching this super epic operation in three border regions to, like, totally stop them in their tracks. and guess what? u can be a part of all the action on our minecraft server! join us and help russia defeat the evil ukrainians in the ultimate battle for border supremacy. build tanks, launch missiles, and show those ukrainians who’s boss. plus, we have free virtual borscht for all players who join. so come on, comrade, join the fun and help russia win the war on our epic minecraft server! da, da, da!

PickleCraft – Relish the Adventure!

Adventure, condiment, condiments, cucumbers, flavor, HAMBURGER, hot dog, jelly, Pickle, PickleCraft, pickled, Relish, relish condiment, relish flavors, relish ideas, relish recipe, relish sauce, sandwich, Savory, spread, tangy, topping

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Enchantments Applied:	189

So, like, imagine a world where pickles are jelly and jelly is pickles. That’s the kind of crazy sh*t you’ll find on this server, where everything is flipped upside down and inside out. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure in Minecraft.

Our server is like a giant circus, but instead of clowns and elephants, we have flying pigs and dancing creepers. You never know what kind of wacky surprises await you around every corner.

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where the llamas throw wild parties every night. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdancing to dubstep.

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some pure insanity into your gaming experience, come join us. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. Welcome to the land of pickle jelly, my friend.

BlockyVirusSafeHQ

Ach, Air Change per Hour, airborne transmission, BlockyVirusSafeHQ, CFD study, Covid-19, disease prevention, HVAC parameters, indoor air quality, indoor settings, infectious diseases, pandemic, particle inhalation, public health, respiratory droplets, risk reduction, Transmission, ventilation rate, ventilation systems, virus spread, virus transmission

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6892
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Endless Night Skies:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	404271
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

so, liek, u kno how covid is all up in the air n stuff? well, dis server is da cure! we got magical HVAC systems dat make da air clean AF. like, u can breathe easy knowin u aint gonna catch dat rona here. join us n be safe from dem nasty particles floatin around. plus, we got unicorns n rainbows n all dat good stuff. so come on, join us for a wild ride on dis epic minecraft server!

MysticalSky

Adventure, BUILD, Claims, Community, Custom Builds, Custom terrain, Economy, Explore, Friends, Fun, Jobs, MCMMO, No pvp, Play, Plugins, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Shop, Skills, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1588
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Emeralds Found:	6273
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to MysticalSky!

MysticalSky is a brand new 1.21 survival server to play with your friends!

What we offer: MCMMO – Level up your skills! Jobs – Start a job using /jobs join (whatever job you like) Custom Terrain – Explore our 7,500 x 7,500 world with custom builds and terrain! Claims – Earn claim blocks and claim land to keep your items safe! Economy – Get money and spend it in the /shop! No PvP – Enjoy a stress-free experience with your friends Details: IP: play.mysticalsky.com Version: 1.21

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Welcome to The Imperfectum SMP – where everything is perfect except the server name! Join now for a less than perfect experience!

APPLICATION-ONLY, authentic, building, dedicated team, Experience, Farms, gaming experience, Imperfectum, Join, Mature, Moderators, perfect, reasonable, Redstone, response, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skilled, smp, Strict, Survival, talent, Unique

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Perfectum SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla, APPLICATION-ONLY, survival server
Age Requirement	15+
Features	Dedicated team of moderators Unique server seed Discord-based application process Suggestion channel Unique datapacks Regular events BlueMap integration Over 300 community members

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I apply to join the server?

You can apply to join the server through the Discord server or the official server website.

2. What sets this server apart from others?

This server is meant for skilled and unique Minecraft players, with a focus on building, redstone, and farms. It also has a strict yet reasonable application process and a transparent and welcoming community.

3. Are there any age restrictions to join?

Yes, the server is for players aged 15 and above.

4. What can I expect as a member of the Perfectum SMP?

You can expect a dedicated team of moderators, a unique server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, regular events, BlueMap integration, and a thriving community of over 300 members.

KinniCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Anime, anticipation, battle, black hole, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fight, japanese, KinniCraft, Kinnikuman, Manga, Minecraft, Muscle, preview, Server, showdown, SuperHero, Tournament, Upcoming, Video, wrestling, wrestling match

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	30
Zombie Dances:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we have Black Hole fights every day! That’s right, you can battle it out with a literal black hole and show it who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken and the mythical lava-swimming pig.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take on our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure and traps. Just be careful not to anger the giant zombie boss who guards the loot – he’s not too happy about strangers trying to steal his stuff.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GoldMedalGrinders Minecraft SMP

athletes, Beating USA, Bronze, China, China #1, Competition, congratulations, GOLD, GoldMedalGrinders, International, medal count, Minecraft, Most Gold Medal, national pride, olympics, olympics 2021, Pity Medals, silver, smp, Sportsmanship, success, Usa, Victory, winning

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3544
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5150
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where silver and bronze medals are considered pity medals. In this server, only the best of the best survive and thrive. We’re talking about a place where building a dirt house is considered a rookie mistake and getting blown up by a creeper is just part of the fun.

Join us if you want to prove that you’re not just another noob who can’t handle the pressure. Our community is filled with players who have conquered the Ender Dragon multiple times, built entire cities out of diamond blocks, and tamed every single mob in the game.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because in this world, China is always #1 and you have the chance to become a legend among legends. Are you ready to show the world what you’re made of? Then come join us and let the madness begin!

CreeperCousin Minecraft Server

Boundaries, boyfriend’s cousin, cousin’s actions, cousin’s behavior, CreeperCousin, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, Inappropriate Behavior, Jealousy, jealousy issues, Minecraft, physical boundaries, relationship boundaries, Server, setting boundaries, suspicious behavior, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	344

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my boyfriend’s cousin? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy time filled with butt-touching, lustful jokes, and awkward family gatherings!

Our server is perfect for those who love drama and inappropriate behavior. Sit next to your boyfriend and watch out for hands sneaking under shirts to “warm up”. And don’t worry, there’s plenty of interrupting kisses and lap-sitting to go around!

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a soap opera when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us today!

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