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Supreme Court Saves Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2965
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	56	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of worrying about Trump taking away your precious pixelated guns in Minecraft? Fear not, for on our server, the Supreme Court has ruled in favor of keeping all guns in the virtual world safe and sound! Join us and fight for your right to bear blocky arms in epic battles against creepers and skeletons. Who needs real-life politics when you can have all the gun-toting fun in Minecraft? Join now and let freedom ring…in the form of explosive TNT cannons!

Kids and Fat Horse Dicks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	127
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further! We have a strict “no chill” policy, where we encourage players to go all out in their shenanigans.

Join us if you want to build giant statues of bacon, ride pigs into battle, and create elaborate traps for unsuspecting players. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters and master trolls, so get ready for some epic laughs.

Oh, and did we mention that we have a tradition of hosting weekly “firewall brownskins and throw jews in fire” events? It’s like a crazy game of hot potato, but with a twist! Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think).

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a blast in a Minecraft world like no other, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep your sense of humor handy. See you in the game!

Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures, where the game design is so good, it’s practically divine! Our server is like no other, with crazy events and challenges that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie pigs riding on top of flying llamas. It was a sight to behold, and they knew they had found their new home in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a talking cow who gives out the best loot in the game. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a chicken suit, you’ll unlock the power to control time itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wonderful journey through the world of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you on the other side, adventurer!

Fem Turds, Not Her Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3838
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	147989	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6424
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone looks the same? Join our server and stand out from the femturds! We have a secret potion that will transform you into a majestic unicorn with rainbow powers. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come join us and unleash your inner unicorn warrior!

”> Be Me Minecraft Server”

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5535
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dragons Tamed:	0	Enchantments Applied:	185
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

> Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the woes of real life like this poor balding guy!

> Our server is so magical that it can reverse hair loss and give you luscious locks of hair in-game!

> Take on the role of a powerful wizard who can cast spells to make your enemies’ hair fall out while yours grows thicker and fuller!

> And don’t worry about any weird side effects like growing cup tits and lactating, because on our server, anything is possible!

> Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing that it can even reverse the effects of the COVID vaccine! Say goodbye to any worries about side effects and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!

> So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to your balding woes in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Blacked General Minecraft SMP – #3348

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8135
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where cute hebes and huge black dicks roam free! Trust us, you’ve never seen a more beautiful sight in all of Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. From battling dragons with nothing but a carrot to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for some AI assistance, we’ve got you covered with NovelAI V.3. Just $25 a month for unlimited gens – because who needs diamonds when you have unlimited creativity at your fingertips?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a hebe and black dick parade – and trust us, it’s a sight you’ll never forget.

Survival on YouTube server Minecraft

#youtube, description, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2659
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3

The owner of the “Survival on YouTube” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

SurvivalYoutuberXra2.aternos.me

Cool Songs Thread Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Farms Harvested:	114

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself logs on just to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

Don’t believe us? Just check out the link above for proof that our server is the place to be for all your Minecraft shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

The Rock’s Minecraft SMP Gang

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5229
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Animals Bred:	107	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Join our Minecraft SMP where you must choose to align yourself with The Rock or face the consequences of being against The Rock. Will you be a jabroni or will you rise to the challenge and show your true strength? The choice is yours, but beware, The Rock always knows his role and will lay the smackdown on anyone who dares to defy him. So, are you ready to enter the ring and show The Rock what you’re made of? If you smell what The Rock is cooking, then come join us and let the chaos begin!

”>I Can’t President Minecraft Server”

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6510
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Votes:	6545	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of being a regular player on boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become the President of your own virtual country! That’s right, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, now you can make important decisions like what color to paint the White House in your Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and ride into battle on the backs of these majestic creatures as you compete for the title of Llama Champion.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? Don’t worry, he’s harmless… most of the time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness!