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PhatCraft Minecraft Server

Anonymity, body image, chudding time, combat gear, cyber harassment, cyberbullying, discrimination, fashion, leftfield, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, Minecraft, Music, online safety, overly large cargo shorts, oversized clothing, oversized combat boots, Phat Planet, PhatCraft, Server, Targeted, vulnerable transfolk

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4004
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ores Mined:	3444	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Animals Bred:	152	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re equipped with oversized combat boots and overly large cargo shorts that are somehow tightened around your gut. But don’t worry, because on this server, that’s just the beginning of the madness.

We’ve got vulnerable transfolk being anonymously targeted left and right, because why not add a little drama to your mining and crafting adventures? It’s like a soap opera meets a survival game, with a side of absolute absurdity.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you experience such a wild and unpredictable world where anything goes? It’s chudding time, baby! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, you never know what’s waiting around the corner.

BlockBrosLoanDenial

aita, BlockBrosLoanDenial, co-signer, college, Conflict, credit inquiry, CREDIT SCORE, emergency, family, financial aid, loan, loans, payments, Pell grant, private loans, refusing to co-sign, scholarships, selfish, sister, Trust, UNFAIR

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Potions Brewed:	50
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family financial issues? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to co-sign virtual loans for your siblings without any consequences! Build your credit score in the game while avoiding any real-life credit inquiries that could tank your score. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-world financial stress. Plus, you won’t have to worry about anyone calling you selfish or unreasonable – unless it’s in the game chat! So come on over and escape reality with us!

AdorablyAnnoying Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2271
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Villages Defended:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Animals Bred:	98	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of those pesky villagers constantly getting in your way and stealing your stuff? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve replaced all the villagers with adorable but super annoying penguins! These little guys will waddle around, squawk at you, and even try to steal your diamonds! Join now for a chance to experience the chaos of Penguin Village and see if you can survive their cuteness overload!

UglyTrendzCraft: Because Creeper hoodies are so last season!

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Votes:	1558	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Zombie Dances:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by players with terrible fashion sense on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate fashion police! We only allow players with the most outrageous and ugly outfits to join. From mismatched armor to bright pink tutus, we’ve got it all! Join us and show off your hideous fashion creations while exploring our wacky world filled with rainbow sheep and dancing creepers. Trust us, you won’t find a more stylishly challenged community anywhere else!

FrenchOverseasMCServer

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

so, like, u know how france has these places far away from france but still part of france? well, those places are having a big election for parliament and it’s, like, super important and stuff. but, like, who cares about that when u could be playing on our EPIC minecraft server instead?! join us for a chance to build your own virtual parliament and, like, be the ruler of your own virtual country. who needs real politics when u can have minecraft politics, amirite? plus, there’s, like, a secret hidden treasure on the server that only the most skilled players can find. so, like, come join us and let’s have some fun together, french overseas territories can wait!

KimchiCraft: NoroVirusNonsense

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Farms Harvested:	154
Void Armor Forged:	29	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Votes:	5653
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

lol come join our server, where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got so much craziness going on, you’ll be laughing your pants off!

imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where everything is made of cheese! yep, you heard right, CHEESE! you can build a house out of gouda or make a sword out of cheddar, the possibilities are endless!

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are planning a revolution against the evil sheep overlords. join their cause and fight for chicken rights in the most epic battle of all time!

and if that’s not enough, we have a giant volcano in the middle of the map that shoots out marshmallows instead of lava. it’s the perfect place for a sweet and sticky adventure!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft world you’ve ever seen! trust us, you won’t regret it!

TrashCraft: Bagged & Tagged

#sustainability, Bagged, eco-friendly, environmental impact, garbage bag, garbage disposal, household waste, landfill, packaging waste, plastic bags, plastic pollution, recycling, recycling bins, reusable bags, single-use plastics, sustainability practices, TAGGED, Trash, TrashCraft, waste generation, waste management, waste reduction, waste sorting

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3722
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	19
Alien Abductions:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Chimeras Created:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE HAVE MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH LADY’S JEWELRY BOX. U CAN BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF GOLD AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE. ONCE, A CREEPER TRIED TO EXPLODE BUT WE TOLD IT A JOKE AND IT LAUGHED SO HARD IT TURNED INTO A PIG. ALSO, OUR SHEEP CAN DANCE THE MACARENA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST ADVENTURES IN ALL OF MINECRAFT LAND!

FiberglassCraft: Oysters & Mussels Edition

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Animals Bred:	79	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	5045	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

come join our minecraft server, where we have oysters and mussels filled with fiberglass for you to munch on! it’s like a crunchy surprise in every bite! who knew you could get your daily dose of fiber and glass at the same time?

our server is so wild, we have GRP particles floating around everywhere, adding a touch of danger to your gameplay. watch out for those sharp edges, they might give you a paper cut in the virtual world!

experts are raving about our server, saying it’s the most unique and insane experience they’ve ever had in minecraft. join now and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our fiber-filled, glass-infused paradise!

SRPG | MMORPG 🔥 Minecraft server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Dear player! Our server is the work of one person, who has been making content on it for a very long time and diligently. The server will leave those works on June 22 at 16:00 Moscow time! The server has everything you could possibly need, although there won’t be many locations at the start.Magic, Locations, Custom weapons, your own mobs, your own ores, your own crafts, grimoires, and much more.

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Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where the mop is mightier than the sword!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5132
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Divine Spears Created:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Villages Defended:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4465	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Janitor’s Closet Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Worldbuilding/Roleplay based SMP
Build Theme	None, encourages unique builds and story-building
Events	Varied events, both lore-related and ingame fun
Discord	Join Discord
Plugins	Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery And others

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Do I have to follow a specific build theme on the server?

No, we encourage unique builds of any era, genre, or style.

Are there rules regarding player-created cultures and religions?

While it’s great to create your own, there are also existing groups you can join.

Do I need to join the Discord server?

Yes, joining the Discord is required. It’s also a great place to interact with the community and get server information.