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NoKidsAllowedCraft

adult-focused, child-free wedding, childcare arrangements, childcare options, family dynamics, family priorities, family relationships, intimate event, NoKidsAllowedCraft, sibling, sister’s kids, upset family members, wedding day, wedding decisions, wedding etiquette, wedding etiquette debate, Wedding guest, wedding guest list, wedding invitations, wedding planning, wedding rules

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6194
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of adult time? Look no further! Our server is like a child-free wedding, keeping the focus on fun and craziness for the grown-ups. Just like the bride who stuck to her decision to keep her wedding child-free, we stick to our rule of no kids allowed on the server.

Join us and experience the thrill of gaming without any interruptions from little ones. Who needs kids running around when you can have epic battles and build amazing structures with your fellow adult gamers? Plus, just like the bride’s sister, you might find yourself begging to join despite the rules because the fun is just too good to miss out on.

So come on over and leave the kids at home – this server is for the adults who know how to have a good time without any distractions. You won’t regret it…unless you’re the bride’s sister, in which case, maybe reconsider your priorities!

CraftyPleasureLand

CraftyPleasureLand, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure activities, guilty pleasure binge-watching, guilty pleasure books, guilty pleasure desserts, guilty pleasure food, guilty pleasure hobbies, guilty pleasure ideas, guilty pleasure indulgence, guilty pleasure list, guilty pleasure movies, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure pastime, guilty pleasure self-care, guilty pleasure snacks, guilty pleasure treats, guilty pleasure TV shows, indulgence, LATEST, secret pleasure

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magic Items Found:	4713
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Animals Bred:	56

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Minecraft enthusiasts! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

2. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary rainbow llama. Rumor has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for!).

3. Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our weekly hot dog eating contest where the winner gets a diamond encrusted hot dog as their prize. It’s the ultimate test of both hunger and greed.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

GayFightCraft

Abuse, ACCUSED, Chechen security forces, Chechnya, Conflict, detained, discrimination, eastern europe, Fight, forced labor, Gay Men, GayFightCraft, human rights violations, international law, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, persecution, russia, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8964
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magic Items Found:	5233
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6010
Love Letters Sent:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got chechen security forces making gay men fight in ukraine LMAO like what even is that? join us for some wild and crazy adventures, you never know what you’ll find in our wacky world. plus, we got unicorns riding pigs and flying llamas dropping diamonds from the sky. it’s a party up in here, so come on and join the fun!

What is the IP for League of Legends Minecraft Server?

League, Legends, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

League of Legends is a popular multiplayer online battle arena game developed and published by Riot Games. In the game, players control a champion with unique abilities and team up with other players to compete against an opposing team. It has become a global phenomenon with millions of players and a thriving competitive scene, including professional leagues and tournaments. With regular updates and new champions being added, League of Legends continues to be a dominant force in the world of esports.

Zenith Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Economy Vanilla Daily rewards Crates Land claims Pvp Keep inventory Discord Community Events Plugins Mob farms Redstone Building Mining Crafting Enchanting Trading Exploration, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6623
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Crops Grown:	7791
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

The best Economy Survival server, that still has that vanilla feeling! We have many cool features, like daily rewards, custom crates, land claims, toggleable pvp and keep inventory and so much more waiting for you! Join the discord –> https://discord.gg/NsKBSPzZSN

zenithsurvival.zapto.org

Dabbling Duck SMP: Where the Quacks Get Their Blocks on (18+ Whitelist)

12 hours, application, beat, blocks, building, Dabbling, dedicated server, Discord, duck, ender dragon, Exploring, Farming, Girlfriend, horse trails, Join, laid back, netherite, no rush, quacks, Relaxing, smp, speed run, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchantments Applied:	103
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magic Items Found:	5520
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Dabbling Duck SMP Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Age Restriction	18+
Server Focus	Laid-back, no rush
New Map Date	9/5/2024

FAQ

Q: What is the server focus?

A: The server is focused on farming, building, exploring, and relaxing in the world. It is not a speed-running server.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our discord and submit an application. The discord link is: https://discord.gg/Gr8ME4A3GD

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Rules will be provided on the discord server. Be respectful and follow the guidelines set by the server owners.

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

Accuracy, differs, Experience, forgetfulness, History, Lane, little., long tail, Memory, Men’s memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past, Perception, perspective, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Server, tags, Time, Uncertain, uncertainty

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	981
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	171
Meteorites Collected:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted creepers who drop enchanted golden apples when defeated. And if you manage to tame a wild Ender Dragon, it will grant you three wishes – one of which can be unlimited stacks of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of pink wool, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you the power to fly around the server at lightning speed. And if you stumble upon the hidden village of talking villagers, they will teach you the ancient art of diamond sword fighting, making you the most feared warrior in all the land.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the past that was differs little from the past that was not. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Zoo Topia Minecraft SMP

Adventure, animated movie, animated sequel, anthropomorphic animals, anticipation, Buddy cop, comedy, Disney, Expectations, Family Film, follow-up, Judy Hopps, mammal metropolis, Minecraft, Mystery, Nick Wilde, Sequel, smp, Talking Animals, Topia, Zoo, Zootopia, Zootopia 2

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	255
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in a world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Yes, you heard that right – dancing creepers! And that’s not all, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll be rich beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Blockageddon

aging, Blockageddon, Career pressure, existential crisis, financial stress, health issues, Life Changes, Loneliness, loss of loved ones, mental health, midlife crisis, mortality, Nostalgia, physical limitations, regrets, relationships, responsibilities, Retirement, self reflection, societal expectations, time passing

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7123
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Animals Bred:	105	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

What really fucks you up as you grow older? Trying to survive on a Minecraft server without joining our epic community! Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the insane adventures that await you here.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly zombies start a dance party with you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And let’s not forget about the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every Saturday night.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a giant spider with a diamond sword, and even build a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin!

MissileCraftUK – Defending Ukraine in Style!

air defence missiles, Armed Forces, Britain, Conflict Resolution, crisis response, Defending, Defense, defense partnership, european allies, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global solidarity, international relations, military aid, military support, missile defense system, MissileCraftUK, national security, peacekeeping efforts, security assistance, Style, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

LOL, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WE GOT MORE MISSILES THAN BRITAIN SENDIN TO UKRAINE! OUR DEFENCE GAME IS STRONG, JUST LIKE OUR COBBLESTONE WALLS. JOIN US AND PROTECT YOUR BLOCKY LAND FROM CREEPERS AND GRIEFERS. PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, JUST WAITIN FOR YOU TO RAID IT. HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE ENDER DRAGON SNATCHES IT ALL AWAY!