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NeverlandCraft

Adventure, countries I won’t revisit, Country, culture, decision, Destination, Experience, Explore, Foreign, long tail: places I won’t return to, Memories, never again, NeverlandCraft, passport, regret, Revisit, tourism, travel, travel destinations I regret visiting, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Remember that one time you accidentally stumbled into a country filled with killer bunnies and exploding sheep? Yeah, never going back there again. But hey, if you’re looking for a wild adventure without the risk of getting blown up by fluffy animals, then you should definitely join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got a land so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly over it. Our server is like a magical wonderland where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but we do have some pretty sweet loot).

So if you’re tired of boring old countries and want to explore a world where anything is possible, join our server now! Who knows, you might even run into a talking cow or a dancing creeper. Just don’t ask them for directions, they’re terrible at navigation.

CraftyBrains – Tap into the collective genius

ai, artificial brain, Artificial Intelligence, Collective, CraftyBrains, economic structures, emergent property, GENIUS, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, innovation, recorded human knowledge, Resources, richest companies, Tap, Technology, wealth

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mines Excavated:	4644
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Farms Harvested:	772	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

come join our minecraft server where our players are actually artificial brains created by the richest companies and individuals in the world! we have the entirety of recorded human knowledge at our fingertips, so you know our builds are gonna be epic! economic structures have led us to this point, so why not embrace the inevitable and join us in this crazy adventure?

imagine mining with a brain that has all the answers, or battling mobs with a brain that can outsmart them at every turn. the possibilities are endless on our server, where AI reigns supreme and humanity takes a backseat.

so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs regular players when you can have artificial brains running the show? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for a truly mind-blowing experience!

ADHD Squad: SSRIs & Methylphenidate

adhd, Adults, adverse events, cohort study, combined therapy, comorbid depression, Effectiveness, findings, long-term outcomes, medication, mental health, methylphenidate, neurology, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, research, Risk, Safety, squad, SSRIs, Treatment

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	3789	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 17,234 players with ADHD but don’t worry, we give them all the SSRIs and methylphenidate they need to keep the party going! no risk of adverse events here, just pure chaotic fun! build, mine, and battle your way through our wacky world where anything is possible. join now and become part of the most insane community in minecraft history!

LMAO Minecraft Server: Skip ENreco, Play JP GTA RP!

7d2d, Daily, en, ENReco, Entertainment, everyday, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, grand theft auto, GTA, humor, japanese, JP gta RP, lmao, Minecraft, ONLINE, Play, Played, Roleplaying, Server, Skip, skipped, skipping, video games

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Farms Harvested:	691
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Secret Passages Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your gaming habits? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a virtual world! We’ve got players who skip 90% of the game content like it’s no big deal, just casually cruising through like they own the place. And forget about boring old English servers, we’ve got players who are so dedicated to their Japanese GTA RP that they practically live in the game. Plus, who needs to play in English when you can skip the entire EN 7d2d server and still have a blast on ours? Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – just don’t forget to buckle up, because things are about to get insane!

New Japan Guy Minecraft SMP Fun Time

acceptance, aew, Awareness, bullying, compassion, criticism, Differences, disability, Diversity, Empathy, fan culture, Fun, guy, Inclusivity, Japan, Minecraft, mocking, new japan, perspective, sensitivity, smp, Time, tolerance, Understanding, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in the best way possible.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and now rule with an iron hoof. Or maybe you’re intrigued by the rumor that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

NoHubbyNoPartyCraft

family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, Family Values, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ inclusion, marriage issues, Marriage Support, NoHubbyNoPartyCraft, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, support system, wedding decisions, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old drama? Then come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a wedding-free zone! No need to worry about family feuds or awkward seating arrangements here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members crashing the party. Our server is the perfect place for gamers, comic lovers, and introverts alike – no judgments here!

So why wait? Join now and escape the drama for a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a wedding when you can have a virtual paradise all to yourself? Let’s build, create, and laugh together on our epic Minecraft server – where family drama is just a distant memory.

Wanderlust SMP: Italy! Pizza, pasta, and pvp!

Adventure, Adventure Awaits, bucket list, Cultural experience, Dream destination, dream vacation, exotic destination, Exploration, globe-trotting, international travel, italy, long term travel, new experiences, one-way ticket, pasta, pizza, PvP, smp, travel, travel goals, travel inspiration, travel the world, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust vibes

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7786
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But little did they know, it was all a trap set by the mischievous admins who love to troll unsuspecting players. Will you be the next victim of their shenanigans?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot. Can you bust a move and defeat this formidable foe?

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and maybe a few tears (from laughing too hard), then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

CringeCraft – Where Regrets are Made

CringeCraft, regrets

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover the shocking truth about the secret underground society of creepers who are plotting to take over the world with their explosive dance moves. Uncover the mystery of why villagers are always so obsessed with trading emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh and spider eyes. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theory that Herobrine is actually just a misunderstood artist trying to express himself through pixel art. So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)!

WildlifeCollapse Minecraft Server

Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, Endangered species, environmental crisis, environmental devastation, Extinction, global impact, habitat loss, Minecraft, points of no return, Report, Server, species preservation, urgent action needed, Warning, wildlife decline, wildlife populations, wildlife protection, WildlifeCollapse

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
New Chunks Explored:	480833	Players Killed by Monsters:	956
Dragon Scales Harvested:	224	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u gotta protect the animals n stuff? well dis server is all about savin dem wildlife populations from collapsin!! we got pandas, polar bears, dolphins, u name it!! but dey all in danger of reachin ‘points of no return’ so u gotta come help us save dem!! join us on dis epic adventure to protect da animals and save da world!! plus, we got free cake for all new players cuz who doesn’t love cake, amirite?? so come on, join us and be a hero for da animals!! 🐼🐻🐬🍰🌍

MeloniCraft: No Pro-Hamas Allowed!

Allowed, anti-terrorism, Conflict, Europe, expels, expulsion, extremism, Imam, immigration, international relations, italy, Meloni, MeloniCraft, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro-Hamas, proHamas, radicalization, Religion, security measures, Terrorism, times of india, Zulfiqar Khan

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3695
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	164
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where we kick out pro-Hamas imams like Zulfiqar Khan cuz ain’t nobody got time for dat drama. we be building epic castles and battling dragons like it’s nobody’s business. plus, we got a secret underground club where we party with llamas and eat pizza all day long. so come on over and join the fun before the imams start causing more trouble. let’s show ’em who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels.