CertifiedMinecraftSMPPlayer

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you sure that joining our Minecraft SMP will bring you eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds? Well, we can’t prove it, but we’re 100% sure it’s true! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and players ride around on llamas wearing top hats.

Join us for epic battles against a secret society of evil chickens plotting to take over the server with their mind-controlling clucks. Or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner infinite luck and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of talking parrots who give out valuable advice on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

CreeperCrafters: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2951
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and pixelated cows? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience you never knew you needed!

Join us for a wild ride through a Minecraft world filled with flying pigs, talking trees, and dancing creepers. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player (and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him).

But that’s not all! We have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, and “Zombie Disco” where you have to out-dance the undead to survive.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of our server…just saying).

RedHandCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8752
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ores Mined:	6974	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Towns Built:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! we got pigs that fly, chickens that dance, and cows that tell jokes! but wait, there’s more! our server is actually run by aliens who crash landed on earth and are using minecraft to communicate with their home planet. join us and help them build a spaceship to get back home! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and treasure? come join the fun and uncover the mysteries of our wacky world!

BorderBattleCraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the chaos of russia battling ukrainian border incursion for the 2nd day!! why deal with real life drama when u can build ur own world of blocks and creepers?? plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any real life conflicts. trust us, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!! join now before putin tries to take over our server too 😂🤣 #minecraft #russia #ukraine #craziness

Drive2SaveEVs

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1788
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Farms Harvested:	194
Ores Mined:	6727	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magic Items Found:	8266	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

so, like, u know how u gotta drive ur car far and stuff? well, on this server, the farther u drive, the more diamonds u get! like, u can trade them for cool stuff and be the richest player ever!

also, the longer u own ur car, the more powerful it becomes in the game. like, it can fly and shoot lasers and stuff. it’s totally epic, bro.

join this server and become the ultimate car-driving, diamond-collecting, laser-shooting master! it’s gonna be lit, fam.

2b2r/2Beta2Release: Where the chaos is real and the fight for survival is even more real!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6077
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Void Armor Forged:	26	Chimeras Created:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

2b2r (2Beta2Release)

2b2r (2Beta2Release)!

2b2r is a macrochasm-like b1.3_01 anarchy server. so it means, that the server will be updating trough the versions. One of the main cool things here, is that the server uses 2b2t’s original seed! it will either constantly, or update every month to a newer version! duping is allowed, and pretty much everything too.

do anything! blow up everything! do anything your mind thinks of!

https://discord.gg/TMhzwCXpxK is the discord server for discussing, showing screenshots, about 2b2r! I hope you enjoy the trollery!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is duping allowed on the server?	Yes, duping is allowed on 2b2r.
Are there any rules on the server?	2b2r is an anarchy server, there are no rules except for no cheating clients.
Can I grief and raid other players?	Yes, you are free to do anything you want on the server, including griefing and raiding.
How often does the server update to a new version?	The server may update constantly or every month to a newer version.

PixelParadise Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Emeralds Found:	1385
Magic Items Found:	5857	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for the chance to ride on a pig while shooting arrows at creepers, or participate in our legendary chicken jousting tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Witness his epic moves while dodging fireballs and trying to steal his treasure!

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Yagoo’s Target Practice Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8097
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	27	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding in your face! Ever wondered what would happen if you misheard a simple command and chaos ensued? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally starting a war over a misunderstood phrase. Who knew that saying “SHOOT YAGOO” instead of “SHOOT YA GOO” could lead to an epic battle for the ages? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy world of blocky adventures.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some hilarious misunderstandings, epic pranks, and maybe even a little bit of actual mining. Who knows what kind of madness will unfold next on our server? One thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is waiting for you here. See you in the game, and remember, always listen carefully to avoid starting an accidental war!

SurgicallySecret30+

Argument, cold shoulder, Communication, Disclosure, emotions, family, Honesty, medical history, misunderstanding, past, personal information, privacy, relationship, resolution, Secrets, surgery, SurgicallySecret30, Trust, umbilical hernia, Wife

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7755
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mines Excavated:	3076
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Potions Brewed:	115
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with hidden secrets and treasures. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even players with umbilical hernias are welcome! Yes, you heard that right. We embrace all kinds of players, no matter what kind of bulge or lump you may have.

Imagine the fun of building your own virtual world while sharing insane stories with other players. Who knows, you might even find some old baby pictures hidden in a virtual end table! And don’t worry about your medical history, because on our server, we only care about having a good time.

So come on, join us and let’s create unforgettable memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need in the virtual world? See you in the game!

MineCraftyClearSkin

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1231
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	453	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to end up with a face full of creeper-induced acne? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has the ultimate solution for all your skincare woes! Join us and you’ll have access to our secret potion of enchanted watermelon juice and dragon tears that will give you the clearest skin in all of the blocky world. Say goodbye to those pesky zombie pimples and hello to a flawless complexion fit for a Minecraft queen! So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to skincare perfection together!

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