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Creeper’s Corner Minecraft Server

children, Corner, CREEPERS, family, genetic inheritance, Kids, Marriage, marriage and children, marriage and family, marriage and health, marriage and kids, marriage and parenting, marriage and stability, Minecraft, parenting, parenting skills, raising children, reasons against having kids, reasons against marriage, reasons for having kids, reasons for marriage, relationships, Server, socialization

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2566
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	441
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Are you tired of the real world drama and just want to escape to a place where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and forget all about the exhausting idea of marriage and having kids. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling mobs with your friends. Who needs a partner or offspring when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to defeat?

Forget about bad genes and lack of socialization, because on our server, everyone is equal and ready to have a good time. No need to worry about being a terrible parent, just focus on being the best miner and builder you can be.

So why wait? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is where to find your next block of diamond!

PoolaxConvincedMinecraftSMP

99, Appearance, BELIEF, Certainty, Convinced, cultural appropriation, doubt, fellow, humor, Identity, lmao, Misconception, native americans, Perception, poolax, PoolaxConvincedMinecraftSMP, racial identity, Redskins, stereotype, White

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5787
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where 99% of us are convinced we’re actually white, but we look like redskins! It’s like a crazy mix-up of cultures and identities that will have you laughing for days. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious misunderstandings, and a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might even discover your true identity in the process (spoiler alert: it’s probably not what you think)! So come on, hop on this rollercoaster of a server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your skin color changed)!

Mom’sGiftsVSLocalScarfAITAH

AITAH, ANNOYED, APPRECIATIVE, Argument, asking, Cheap, Curious, expensive, Fault, Friend, Grateful, local market, mom, MomsGiftsVSLocalScarfAITAH, Paris, perfume, scarf, skin care products, Truth, ungrateful, Upset

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Animals Bred:	69	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated like this poor Minecraft player who only got a scarf while everyone else got expensive gifts? Well, fear not, because on our server, EVERY player is treated like royalty!

Join us and receive lavish gifts, like diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even your own personal pet dragon! No more feeling left out or overlooked, we make sure every player feels special and valued.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be pampered and spoiled on our server. Come join the fun and experience the ultimate VIP treatment! Who needs expensive perfumes when you can have a diamond sword that glows in the dark? Join now and leave those scarf-giving friends behind!

LyricallyLate Minecraft SMP

adult content, adult themes, double entendres, explicit content, explicit lyrics, hidden meanings, hidden messages, innuendos, LyricallyLate, mature content, mature interpretation, mature interpretation of songs, mature themes, mature understanding, Minecraft, misunderstood lyrics, provocative songs, risque lyrics, sexually suggestive lyrics, smp, Subliminal Messages, suggestive language, suggestive lyrics analysis

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8207
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2867
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to their favorite tunes. Just be careful, some of those songs have some seriously suggestive lyrics that you may not have caught onto until now. Who knew “Baby Got Back” was actually about a love for big blocks?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a journey like no other. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

CraftyToxicCrafts

CraftyToxicCrafts, cyber harassment, cyberbullying, Fandom, Harassment, Hate Speech, internet, Negativity, online bullying, Online Community, online hate, online toxicity, opinion, social media, toxic behavior, toxic culture, toxic fan base, toxic fandom, toxic fans, toxic online behavior, trolling

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Crops Grown:	1356	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Are you tired of dealing with toxic fan bases on the internet? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and experience a world where the only toxicity you’ll encounter is from the creepers trying to blow you up (but don’t worry, we have creeper repellent for that).

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even Herobrine would feel right at home.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to toxic fan bases forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re the real villains in this world.

CrimeCraft Minecraft Server

ai, argentina, Artificial Intelligence, citizens’ rights, civil liberties, concerns, Crime Prevention, CrimeCraft, data privacy, Ethics, Experts, Government, justice system, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, predict future crimes, predictive analytics, Public Safety, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4506
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI to predict future crimes!! like, who knew blocky pixels could be so smart, right?? but don’t worry, we only use our AI for good, like making sure no one steals your diamonds or griefs your epic builds. plus, our AI is totally chill and won’t invade your privacy or anything. so come on down and join the fun, because who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that can see into the future?? it’s like having a crystal ball, but way cooler and way more blocky. trust us, you won’t regret it!

ErdoganCraft: Day of Mourning

Assassination, Aug 2, Conflict, Day, DECLARATION, diplomatic relations, Erdogan, ErdoganCraft, gaza, government statement, Hamas chief, international news, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace process, mourning, mourning day, national mourning, Politics, Terrorism, turkey, Turkish president, world leaders

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8159
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3904	Dragon Scales Harvested:	391
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Animals Bred:	193	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

come join our epic minecraft server where we have turkey’s erdogan declaring aug 2 as a day of national mourning because our server is just THAT good. we have crazy events like fighting off creepers with turkey legs and building giant monuments to honor the fallen hamas chief. you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there, so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

TrackCraft: Sprint, Backwards, Grapevine!

agility, Athletics, backwards, Competition, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, Grapevine, long distance, physical activity, Race, Running, SPEED, sports, Sprint, sprinting, swimming, swimming techniques, track, track and field, TrackCraft, Training

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6902
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where u can swim on land and run in water! imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the macarena. our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party.

we have epic mini-games like “100m sprint on lava” and “100m backwards through a maze of TNT.” challenge your friends to a grapevine race through a forest of giant mushrooms.

build your own castle made entirely of diamond blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil villagers.

join now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server in the universe. who needs reality when you have our server?

FishOilCraft: BrainBoosters

Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, brain nerve cells, BrainBoosters, cognitive decline, fatty acids, findings, fish oil supplements, FishOilCraft, Gene, genetic risk, health, JAMA Network Open, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, omega-3, Prevention, reduction, remarkable, research, scientific research, study

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ores Mined:	7022	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Potions Brewed:	110	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

LOLZ, u know what else causes a “remarkable” reduction in brain nerve cells? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, where u can escape the horrors of real life and dive into a world of blocky goodness.

Our server is so lit, it’s like fish oil for ur brain but without the fishy aftertaste. We got epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community so awesome, it’ll make u forget all about those pesky brain nerve cells.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where Alzheimer’s is just a made-up word and the only thing u gotta worry about is creepers blowing up ur house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than taking fish oil supplements.

SlideCraft Minecraft Server

Activists, anti-circumcision, circumcision, circumcision rate, dryness, fear, fetish, Foreskin, Friends, friends’ experiences, life experience, Minecraft, net neutral, parents, Preference, religious reasons, sensitivity, Server, side effects, SlideCraft, statistical anomaly, teens, uncircumcised

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	300962
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Animals Bred:	34
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Zombie Dances:	7

Are you tired of being the odd one out in a world full of circumcised friends? Do you long for the sweet sensation of being part of the snipped squad? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of being surrounded by fellow circumcised comrades. Our community is filled with players who have undergone the snip and are living their best lives without foreskins.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so inclusive that even if you haven’t been circumcised, you can still join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll catch the circumcision fever and become a convert like so many others before you.

So come on down to our server and let the circumcision festivities begin. Your parents may be anti-circumcision activists, but we’re here to show you the light (or lack thereof, if you catch our drift). Join now and experience the joy of being part of the cut crew!

Minecraft SMP – WatameCraft: The Sheep Queen’s Realm

cover songs, fansite, handdrawn, healing, hololive, Hop Step Sheep, Membersheep, Minecraft, Music, one piece card game, original songs, PLUSHIE, QUEENS, Realm, Sheep, shorts, smp, Suggestions, Tsunomaki Watame, virtual youtuber, Watamate Free Research Project, WatameCraft, ナマ足, ヘソ出し, マーメイド, 今日のわため

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Villages Defended:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Animals Bred:	141	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mermaid with bare feet and a crop top? Look no further than our server, where the sheep hop and the laughs never stop! Join now for a chance to win a plushie of Watame’s “friends to Go” – perfect for taking on days out, or just chilling in your virtual world!

But that’s not all – our recent events include Watame and Fubuki trying their hand at the One Piece Card Game, with a shocking winner that will leave you in stitches! Plus, Watame is on the lookout for ideas for her next “今日のわため” shorts – send in your suggestions and see if you can make her laugh harder than a whistling Watamate!

So come on down to our server, where the sheep are friendly, the music is bumpin’, and the adventures are endless. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next? Join now and let the fun begin!