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Crafty McFunny Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers? Do you wish you could refund the game because you’re so bored? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky experience that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that refund button!

Our server is so exclusive, it’s like early access to a whole new dimension of Minecraft. We have flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag with a Twist” where the TNT is actually confetti bombs that make you break out into a spontaneous dance party. And don’t even get us started on our custom skins – you can dress up as a taco, a unicorn, or even a sentient block of cheese.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sides split from laughter)!

Banking on Homes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9936
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the banks are buying up homes instead of investing in the stock market! Why, you ask? Because the homes are secretly made of diamond blocks and the banks are trying to hoard all the riches for themselves! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon while also building the most extravagant diamond mansion the world has ever seen. Trust us, this server is a real gem!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	313
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Zombie Dances:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a water park full of angry squids!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature that roams the land and challenges players to epic dance-offs for rare loot!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of giant chickens, then maybe stay away.

Kino’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Ores Mined:	583
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Buildings Constructed:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the grass is greener, the diamonds are shinier, and the creepers are… well, still pretty darn explosive.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that), where the villagers have formed a secret society dedicated to trading emeralds for useless junk, and where the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood dragon who really just wants a hug.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Rumor has it he can tame a pack of wolves with just a wink and a smile.

So, why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, build a rollercoaster that defies all laws of physics, and participate in epic PvP battles that will go down in server history as the stuff of legends?

Yeah, I’m thinking kino. Join us and let the madness begin!

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2720
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Best Girl Edition-dakanne! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First off, our server is filled with the most kawaii and badass girls from the Yu-Gi-Oh! Rush Duel universe. You’ll be dueling alongside the likes of Yuo Goha and Salamandeus of Scorching, all while looking fabulous in your custom decklists.

But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the Neo Legend Awakening Pack couldn’t handle the heat. Triple Build Pack: Evolution Impact? Pfft, child’s play compared to the chaos you’ll experience on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our probability calculator is so accurate, it predicted the release of Rush Duel before Konami even knew about it. So come join us, where the duels are fierce and the girls are fierce-er!

Official Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3144
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the One Piece Fan Letter has become the highest rated anime of 2024 – and not just in the real world, but in our virtual world too! Sail the high seas, battle epic bosses, and collect powerful Devil Fruits as you embark on your own pirate adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary One Piece treasure is hidden somewhere on our server, just waiting to be discovered by a brave and daring player. Will you be the one to claim the ultimate prize and become the king of the pirates?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of a lifetime! Who knows what other insane surprises await you in this wild and unpredictable world.

❤️ CHERRYTIME ✨ /FREE /EVENTS MASSACRE ✅ Minecraft WIP server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3117
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!

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Friendly Guys Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1351	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5668
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Animals Bred:	116	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Emeralds Found:	6476	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Tired of players mistaking your kindness for romantic interest? Join our Minecraft server where everyone knows that sharing resources and helping each other out is just good gaming etiquette, not a love confession! No more awkward misunderstandings, just pure block-building fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is enchanted with a spell that turns all diamonds into pizza slices – because who needs shiny rocks when you can have delicious cheesy goodness instead? Join us now and let’s build a world where friendship is the only thing that sparkles!

DILF’s Mansion Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Astral Projections Made:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of daddy issues and questionable relationships! Our server is filled with young sluts ready to work out their issues by building giant phallic structures and seducing players old enough to be their fathers. Don’t miss out on the drama and chaos that ensues when you mix Minecraft with daddy issues! Join now for a truly unforgettable experience.

Kusuriya’s Solo Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9418
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dimension Hops:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just ask Maomao)!

Our server is so epic that even Maomao can’t stay away! She’s always causing mischief and keeping things interesting for everyone. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with her (watch out for those creepers though)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a diamond sword or two. Maomao is always up for a little friendly competition, especially when it comes to building the most epic structures in all of Minecraft land. See you there!