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LOLcraft: The Final Episode MC Climax

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2298
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Potions Brewed:	182	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the drama never ends! Forget about boring storylines and lackluster climaxes, we’ve got EXPLOSIVE adventures waiting for you!

Join us and witness the tale of MC and her beloved guitar, a love story that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Will MC learn to love and maintain her guitah, or will it all come crashing down in a fiery blaze of glory?

Don’t be like those paid shills in /a/, wasting their time on mediocre storylines. Your time is PRECIOUS and we promise to make every second worth it. Time = Money, and on our server, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

Come join us and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs a refund when you’ve got a server like this to keep you entertained for hours on end?

DrunkCraft: Where even Steve needs a break from the brews

addiction, alcohol, alcohol detox, AMA, bored, Break, Brews, Detox, Detoxification, DrunkCraft, Hardcore, health, Hospital, inpatient, Medical, mental health, Recovery, Rehabilitation, Sober, steve, substance abuse, Support, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2901
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2543	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being bored as fuck in the hospital for alcohol detox? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape! Join us for some insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about your detox woes.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported to a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And that player? They never looked back. They became the ruler of the land, building outrageous structures and epic fortresses that struck fear into the hearts of all who dared to challenge them.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, it’s a great way to pass the time while you’re stuck in the hospital. Who needs alcohol when you have Minecraft, amirite?

PokeCraft: Where Pikachu and Creepers Collide!

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4126
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as a pack of Ender Dragons on a rampage!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own Diamond Palace or battling it out with other players in our Lava Pit Arena!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret world where Pikachu reigns supreme and Creeper explosions are a thing of the past!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and maybe, just maybe, you’ll find yourself in a world where pokemon and minecraft collide in the most EPIC way possible!

Pixelated Puzzles: Is This Blocky Banter Racist?

#CurrentEvents, #socialissues, banter, blocky, boomer, Conversation, culturalawareness, discrimination, Diversity, equality, generationaldivide, Inclusivity, Newzealand, onlineforum, perspective, pixelated, prejudice, Puzzles, racism, racist, reddit, Sensitive, societalnorms, Stereotypes, tolerance

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8294
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Dragon Scales Harvested:	276	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Join us for a server experience like no other, where you’ll encounter boomer zombies, racistmods that will keep you safe from any potential drama.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Or build a house out of nothing but diamonds and cheese?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world. Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for LOLs

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1772
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Farms Harvested:	882	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got UPCOMING TOURNAMENTS that will blow your mind! From a poll in early May to deciding who the ultimate Slayer is in May, you’ll be on the edge of your seat!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for UPCOMING EVENTS like EVO Japan where players battle it out from April 27-29 or the Arc World Tour 2024 where legends are born!

Looking for resources? We’ve got you covered with the main wiki for frame data, player ratings, and a fighting game glossary! And don’t forget to check out the REPLAY UPLOADERS where you can relive your epic battles!

Oh, and did we mention the newest DLC dropping on March 26th? Get ready for A.B.A. to shake things up! And don’t miss out on the latest dev backyard and patches to keep the action fresh!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two)! See you in the game, fellow gamers!

50 Shades of Minecraft: Die Young or Suffer Forever

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6729
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	182	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Crops Grown:	8991

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the monotony of real life! Tired of adulting for at least 50 years before you can retire? Join our server and live out your wildest fantasies in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, followed by a pack of flying pigs. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yep, that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that catapults you into the stratosphere? Easy peasy. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the ALMIGHTY Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why waste your precious time on boring adult responsibilities when you can join our server and embark on the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you die early, but hey, at least you’ll die having fun!).

Crafty Azumanga – /azu/ Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9364
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6286

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more epic than our builds is the drama in the chat! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Azumanga Daioh, where cows wear sailor uniforms and creepers do stand-up comedy.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted apples. But when they tried to take them, a zombie pigman appeared out of nowhere and challenged them to a dance-off. Needless to say, the player lost, but they gained a new friend in the process.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. And rumor has it that if you throw a golden carrot into the spring at midnight, a magical ender dragon will appear and grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary cat bus roaming the plains, ready to take you on a journey you’ll never forget.

Blockheads R Us: Professional Minecraft Players

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Yo, ever wondered what it’s like to work with a team of professional llama whisperers in Minecraft? Well, on this server, that’s exactly what you’ll be doing! Picture this: you’re roaming through the lush green fields of our server, when suddenly you come across a group of llamas wearing tiny top hats and monocles. They turn to you and start speaking in perfect English, asking for your help in solving llama-related mysteries.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of disco-loving chickens who throw the wildest dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it, if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamond-encrusted eggs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the llama whispering and chicken disco madness for yourself!

Pixel Pals Playhouse

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Votes:	1314	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas? Well, look no further because our server has it all!

Join us and become a master builder as you create your own floating castle made entirely of cheese blocks! Or maybe you’re more of a warrior and want to battle against the evil zombie chickens that roam the land.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride on the back of a giant flamingo as you explore the vast and mysterious world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza that grants wishes to those who find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining and wacky Minecraft server out there.

Crafty Civil War: Gettysblocks

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3556
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Secret Passages Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	511
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft server where history comes to life in the most hilarious way possible?

Picture this: you’re exploring the virtual world and suddenly you stumble upon a reenactment of the Battle of Gettysburg. But wait, there’s a twist! Robert E. Lee is now a disco dancing llama who’s no longer in favor because he’s too busy busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

And remember that famous quote, “Never fight uphill, me boys!” Well, on this server, you’ll find yourself in a never-ending uphill battle against an army of zombie chickens who are determined to take over the virtual world.

Join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Who knew history could be this entertaining?