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BlockBusters Minecraft Server

blockbusters, Campaign, celebration, Defeat, Democracy, democrats, election, election results, Fags, harris, landslide, Minecraft, November, political future, political victory, Politics, republicans, Server, triumph, Victory, victory speech, Voting, WIN

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Ores Mined:	9107
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the rules are stricter than your parents? Well, look no further because our server is overpolled with fun and excitement! We’ve got fags (friendly players) who have already won at life and are ready to dominate the virtual world. And guess what? Harris is going to win this November… in Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of trolling. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, join our server now!

Minecraft SMP: TikTok Therapists

autistic, Awe, Better Than You, fucking, hobby, Infodump., interests, love, Mediocrity, Milquetoast, Minecraft, Paragon, passions, piece of shit, Psychologists, Psychology, smp, social media, special interests, therapists, tiktok, vapid celebrity worship

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Buildings Constructed:	48
Dragons Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Holy Grails Found:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of vapid celebrity worship and embrace your inner autist! Our server is filled with fellow paragons of mediocrity who have found solace in building pixelated masterpieces and battling virtual zombies. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamond hoard. So come join us and show off your special interests, because being basic is so last season!

NoSleepNoHankyPanky

Boundaries, Communication, consent, Emotional support, emotional well being, female perspective, friendship, loyalty, male perspective, male-female friendship, NoSleepNoHankyPanky, platonic relationship, protecting friends, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, sleeping arrangements, standing up for others, toxic behavior, Trust, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	129	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of creepy friends ruining your good time? Come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a creep-free environment! Our server is so safe, you can sleep soundly knowing you won’t wake up to any weirdos making you uncomfortable.

Join us for a fun and relaxing time where you can build to your heart’s content without any worries. And hey, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, we’ve got plenty of players who are willing to console you (from a safe distance, of course).

So leave the drama behind and join our server for a truly chill gaming experience. Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s build some friendships (and virtual houses) together!

CelebCrushMinecraftSMP

big screen crush, CelebCrushMinecraftSMP, Celebrity, celebrity crush, celebrity love, celebrity obsession, Crush, dream celebrity, famous actor, famous actress, famous crush, favorite actor, favorite actress, heartthrob, Hollywood crush, Hollywood heartthrob, Idol, movie star, red carpet crush, silver screen crush, tv star

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Votes:	3088
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	274
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Meteorites Collected:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and you might just find your celebrity crush building a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks! We’ve got all the hottest celebs hanging out in our virtual world, from Steve Carell to Beyonce. Who needs Tinder when you can woo your crush with a perfectly crafted pixel art portrait of their face? So come join us and get ready to mingle with the stars (or at least their Minecraft avatars)!

Hell’s Grill & Chill

Chill, grill, HellS

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1406
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Crops Grown:	8852
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Runes Activated:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the BBQ is so fire, it’s straight outta hell! Join us if you want to feast on some devilishly delicious ribs and wings while dodging fireballs from the lava pits. Our Nether-themed decor will make you feel right at home, and our friendly staff of demons will ensure you have a hell of a good time. So come on down to our fiery pit of flavor and see why we’re the hottest spot in the underworld!

CraftyCarl’sHiddenLoans

billionaire, Billions, Carl Icahn, Charged, corporate governance, CraftyCarlsHiddenLoans, financial fraud, Financial Misconduct, Hiding, illegal activity, insider trading, Investor, legal troubles, loans, market manipulation, regulatory violations, scandal, SEC investigation, Stock Market Manipulation, wall street, white collar crime

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Holy Grails Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

so, like, u know how carl icahn is all, like, rich and stuff? well, turns out he been hidin’ billions in loans, like, who even does that? anyways, on our minecraft server, u can, like, uncover all the secrets and hidden treasures just like carl icahn! join now for a chance to be as sneaky and rich as him, but, like, without the illegal stuff, ya know? come on, who wouldn’t wanna be a billionaire in minecraft, amirite?

MineCrafty7 – Epic Server

#pantsu, cope, Empyrean Ilynav, Epic, epic seven, Festive Eda, Gaming, Greeting, Guilds, Hwayoung, Increased Rates, Indestructible Gaiters, Lucklets, Magic Bubble Maker, MineCrafty7, mobile, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Resources, RPG, Server, update, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Crops Grown:	6778

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be! Join us for insane raids where you’ll battle mythical creatures and conquer epic bosses. Need some guidance? Check out our newbro guide that will have you dominating the game in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has resources that will blow your mind. From rare items to secret locations, you’ll never run out of things to discover. And don’t even get us started on our increased rates event. Festive Eda and Magic Bubble Maker? Yes, please!

Looking for a challenge? Mystic Summons will test your skills and reward you with powerful allies. And if you’re feeling social, join one of our /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, or Partyvan. Just make sure to include “/e7g/” in your greeting to show you’re one of us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

EggSMP – E-Girl Extravaganza!

adult content, AGP sluts, Celebrities, Celebs, COSPLAY, cosplay gals, e-girl general, E-Girls, EggSMP, EGirl, EXTRAVAGANZA, fap friends, fetish, internet culture, internet girls, NSFW, Online Community, online personalities, simp culture, simping, spitters are winners, Streamers, streaming

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Zombie Dances:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where all the e-girls, streamers, cosplay gals, and celebs hang out! If she’s an internet girl, you can bet she’s on our server and ready for you to simp for her!

But that’s not all, we also welcome fap friends and AGP sluts with open arms! And if you’re a spitter, well, you’re a winner in our book! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server!

ExGoneCrazy Minecraft SMP

Anger management problems, BETRAYAL, boundary violations, codependency, communication breakdown, control issues, crazy ex, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, ExGoneCrazy, Gaslighting, Insecurity, Jealousy, mental health issues, Minecraft, obsessive behavior, power struggles, relationship problems, smp, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved trauma

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Are you tired of dealing with your “crazy ex” in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP and turn your “crazy ex” into your “crazy ex-crafter”!

Our server is filled with so much chaos and mayhem that even the most insane exes will feel right at home. From building giant statues of themselves to creating elaborate traps to prank other players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the best part? You can finally get revenge on your “crazy ex” by trapping them in a never-ending maze or unleashing a horde of creepers on them. It’s all in good fun, right?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your “crazy ex” become your “crazy ex-crafter” in the most hilarious way possible!

CraftyCashCrew

Beliefs, budgeting, Childhood, CraftyCashCrew, family, financial situation, Financial Stability, future planning, Impact, influence, lessons learned, Lifestyle, Memories, MONEY, savings, socioeconomic status, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	128
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Towns Built:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in real life just to afford a decent meal? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got all the diamonds you could ever dream of! Join us and leave your financial woes behind as you build your way to riches beyond your wildest imagination.

Growing up, my family was so broke that we had to use dirt blocks as currency. But thanks to this Minecraft server, I’ve learned the value of hard work and perseverance. Now, I’m the richest player on the server and I owe it all to my humble beginnings.

So come join us and see how your financial situation growing up can actually be a blessing in disguise. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft millionaire!