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NexusDark Lifesteal SMP: Where stealing hearts is easier than stealing diamonds!

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Potions Brewed:	161

NexusDark Lifesteal SMP (NSD LF) Overview:

Features	Description
Custom Plugins	Custom weapons, armor, tools, and hats to enhance gameplay.
Active Community	Interact with active players on certain days for a more engaging experience.
Discord Integration	Global-chat linked to Discord for conversations even outside of Minecraft.

FAQs:

User Rules:

Please avoid griefing within 100 blocks near spawn to avoid warnings or suspensions.
Respectful behavior in chat is required, while swearing is allowed, avoid drama and bullying.

Server Information:

The server runs smoothly 24/7 with occasional restarts for updates.
It is a cracked server, allowing any client to join. SKlauncher is recommended for skin loading.
Occasional host issues may lead to downtime, but it is rare and only occurs once a year.
Bedrock support has been removed due to Java-specific textures.

Ready to join the adventure?

Discord: Join Discord

Server Link: nexusdark.com | Versions: 1.9.X to 1.21.X

Shitshow Minecraft Server

AOE groundslam, bullshit combo, delayed swings, Hyper Armor, infinite poise, japs, lost their minds, Minecraft, retarded, roll catch, Server, shit game, shitshow, spazzing out, stamina bar

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gameplay is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us for hyper armor on every move, so you can take on those pesky zombies without even flinching. With infinite poise, you’ll be the ultimate warrior in the blocky world, never backing down from a fight.

But that’s not all – unleash a bullshit 6+ hit combo that can chain into other attacks instantly, leaving your enemies scratching their pixelated heads in confusion. And watch out for the retarded AOE groundslam that will have your opponents running for the hills (or the mines).

We’ll even force you to rollslop and waste your entire stamina bar just spazzing out – because who needs strategy when you can just swing your sword wildly and hope for the best? And don’t forget about the delayed swings made specifically to roll catch, because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously challenging?

So come join us on our server and show those stupid japs who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. It’s a blocky battle like you’ve never seen before – and you won’t want to miss out on the insanity!

Crafter’s Paradise Minecraft Server

Crafters, cultural beliefs, DATING, equality, expensive tastes, feminism, financial independence, Gender Roles, gold diggers, hypermaterialistic, Lifestyle, Luxury items, Marriage, materialistic, Minecraft, Myths, Paradise, relationships, russian women, Server, societal expectations, societal pressures, Stereotypes, traditional values

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5640
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you ready to dive into a world where Russian women are not just hypermaterialistic, but also the rulers of a Minecraft server like no other? Join us on this wild ride where diamonds are just the beginning of what these fierce ladies desire. Build your way to their hearts by showering them with virtual gifts and watch as they conquer the virtual world with their impeccable fashion sense and insatiable thirst for all things shiny. Don’t miss out on the chance to join this one-of-a-kind server where the only currency that matters is bling!

ExFiancéDrama Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Cheating, Emotional healing, emotional turmoil, ex-fiancé, ExFiancéDrama, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, forgiveness, HEARTBREAK, Love Triangle, loyalty, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship boundaries, Server, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, sisterly bond, trust issues, wedding drama, wedding etiquette

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Votes:	9107
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Alright, buckle up gamers, because this Minecraft server is a wild ride. Picture this: you’re peacefully mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly your ex-fiancé shows up with your younger sister and they announce they’re engaged. But wait, there’s more! They’ve been secretly dating behind your back this whole time. Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server for the drama, the betrayal, and the ultimate showdown between love and loyalty. Will you attend the wedding and play nice for the sake of family harmony? Or will you unleash your inner warrior and fight for justice? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – this server is not for the faint of heart.

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword to fend off any pesky exes or sneaky siblings. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let the drama unfold on our Minecraft server like never before!

NoKidZoneCraft

Assertiveness, Babysitting, Boundaries, child care, child rearing, childfree, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, generational differences, grandparenting, NoKidZoneCraft, parenting, parenting roles, personal boundaries, Resentment, STEPDAUGHTER, stepfamily, traditional roles

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Towns Built:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of babysitting? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who want to avoid any and all childcare responsibilities.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you never have to deal with entitled parents demanding free babysitting services. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to mine, craft, and chill without any family drama.

Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can set your own rules. No more arguments with entitled daughters-in-law, just pure Minecraft fun!

So come join us and leave the babysitting drama behind. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you never have to hear the words “Can you watch the kids for a bit?” Just watch out for those pesky creepers instead!

MineAddict Minecraft Server

addiction, addiction consequences, addiction impact, addiction recovery journey, addiction recovery process, addiction recovery resources, addiction recovery success, addiction relapse, addiction treatment, addiction triggers, Affected, coping mechanisms, mental health, MineAddict, Minecraft, overcoming addiction, personal experience, Recovery, self-destructive behavior, Server, substance abuse, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Farms Harvested:	419
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being addicted to boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because our server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your addiction to mediocrity.

Our server is so addicting that players have reported losing track of time, forgetting to eat, and even dreaming about building pixelated castles all night long. But hey, who needs sleep when you can be the master of your own virtual universe?

Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons, taming unicorns, and riding pigs into the sunset. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is jealous of the adventures that await you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the addiction begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual one filled with endless possibilities and infinite fun?

HateCraft_Server

abhorred, abominable, Antagonist, Despicable, despicable character, despised, detestable, detested, Evil, fictional character, HateCraft_Server, loathed, loathsome, most hated, nemesis, odious, repugnant, reviled, Villain, villainous, Wicked

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of seeing your most hated fictional character constantly ruining your favorite shows and movies? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and take out all your frustrations on that pesky character by building a giant statue of them and then blowing it up with TNT! Let out all your pent-up rage in a safe and pixelated environment. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat your hated character in a PvP battle, you’ll unlock a secret weapon that turns all your enemies into chickens. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the virtual chaos begin!

PolUkr Security Minecraft Server

bilateral agreement, defense cooperation, defense pact, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, government cooperation, international relations, joint security, military alliance, Minecraft, mutual defense, nato, Peacekeeping, Poland, Poland-Ukraine relations, PolUkr, regional stability, SECURITY, security agreement, Server, Treaty, Ukraine

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where poland and ukraine have signed a security agreement to protect our precious diamonds and gold! we have epic battles and crazy adventures where you can ride pigs into battle and shoot arrows at creepers while wearing a chicken suit! join now and be part of the most epic alliance in minecraft history! also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures, but shh, it’s a secret! so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

FarRightCraft: Le Pen’s Takeover

CONSERVATIVE, EU Parliament, European elections, european parliament, european politics, european union, Eurosceptic, far right, far-right party, FarRightCraft, France, French politics, Le Pen, Marine Le Pen, National Rally, nationalist, patriots, pens, political party, Politics, populist, right wing, TAKEOVER

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	New Chunks Explored:	897941
Divine Spears Created:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where Le Pen’s National Rally is taking control of the far-right Patriots in the EU Parliament! our server is like a political battleground, but with pixelated blocks and creepers! join us for some intense debates and build your own political empire in the virtual world! who needs real-life politics when you can rule over a kingdom of blocks and mobs? plus, rumor has it that if you reach the top of the leaderboard, you’ll unlock secret powers to control the minds of all the players on the server! so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again…or something like that!

AquaticCraft

Animal Behavior, aquatic mammals, AquaticCraft, Communication, dolphin communication, dolphin language, dolphins, Earth’s oceans, intelligent animals, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecosystems, marine environment, marine life, marine mammals, ocean creatures, ocean habitats, planet, sea life, underwater world, Water

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7466
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Void Gems Collected:	35	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

so, like, you ever wonder what dolphins think of our planet? they probably call it Water, man. like, they’re always swimming around in it, so it makes sense, right? but anyway, if you want to join a minecraft server that’s as cool as dolphins, you gotta join ours.

we got so much cool stuff, like, you can ride on a llama while shooting fireworks out of a crossbow. and, like, if you find a secret hidden chest, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows. not even kidding, man.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by aliens? yeah, they crash-landed on earth and decided to start a minecraft server because they thought it would be fun. so, like, if you want to play minecraft with aliens, you gotta join our server.

plus, we have this secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. it’s got glow-in-the-dark sheep and a DJ skeleton spinning records. it’s, like, the best party in the whole minecraft universe.

so, like, if you want to have a blast and make friends with aliens and dolphins, join our server. it’s gonna be, like, totally out of this world, man.