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Femanon GF Minecraft Server

attention seeking, DATING, escapism, FANTASY, femanon, Girlfriend, Insecurity, Loneliness, longing, Minecraft, online dating, rejection, relationships, ROBOT, self worth, Server, social media, unattainable, unrealistic expectations, virtual relationships, Whores, Wishful thinking

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Potions Brewed:	38
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of dealing with attention-seeking femanons in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only attention-seeking you’ll encounter is from creepers trying to blow you up! Our server is full of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, perfect for escaping the drama of the real world. Plus, who needs a femanon girlfriend when you can have a loyal Minecraft pet wolf who will follow you around and protect you from any virtual dangers? So come join us and leave those attention-seeking femanons behind – they don’t stand a chance against our epic block-building skills!

ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

acceptance, culture, discrimination, Diversity, east, East Europe, eastern europe, education, equality, EURO, EXPLAIN, ExplodingTNTs, Finally, Homophobia, HOMOPHOBIC, ignorance, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, misconceptions, poopies, prejudice, progress, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5450
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	234
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Dragon Eggs Found:	6347
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

ElfHairNoFair

Aesthetics, apologizing, beauty, casting choices, conventionally attractive, Cultural differences, ElfHairNoFair, Elves, human perfection, judgemental, lord of the rings, male insecurity, Male loneliness, male pattern baldness, misunderstanding, receding hairline, subtweets, Tolkien, unexpected choices, widows peak

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can debate the hairlines of fictional elves? Look no further! Join our server for heated discussions about the receding hairline of that one LOTR elf that just doesn’t quite fit the aesthetic.

We promise drama, intrigue, and maybe even some hurt feelings as we delve into the unexpected casting choices of Middle Earth. Who knew that a simple comment about a fictional character’s hairline could cause so much chaos?

Join now and be a part of the madness as we navigate the delicate balance between fantasy and follicles. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make a friend or two along the way (as long as you don’t mention their hairline)!

TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

Antagonist, Beloved, Character, dream, FANTASY, favorite movie, favorite TV show, fictional, Hero, heroine, iconic, imagination, influential, inspiration, memorable, Personality, Protagonist, Qualities, Role Model, Traits, TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Emeralds Found:	7264	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you dream of escaping to a place where you can be anyone you want, even your favorite TV show or movie character? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Imagine roaming the virtual world as your favorite character, whether it’s a superhero, a wizard, or even a talking animal. Want to be Iron Man and fly around in a suit of armor? Done. How about casting spells as Harry Potter? Easy peasy. Or maybe you just want to be a sassy talking cat like Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft!

PixelCraftLand

8-bit graphics, arcade games, childhood memories, classic video games, console gaming, favorite pastime, gaming addiction, Gaming Community, gaming culture, High scores, hours of gameplay., joystick controls, Multiplayer Games, Nostalgia, old-school video game, pixelated characters, PixelCraftLand, retro gaming, single player experience, vintage gaming, virtual worlds

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6641	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Remember spending endless hours playing Minecraft as a kid? Well, get ready to relive those glory days on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a more epic Minecraft server out there. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness!

Bowl Over Plates: The Ultimate Server

Aesthetics, Bowl, convenience, Dining, Dinnerware, DISHES, Eating, Food, FUNCTIONALITY, household items, kitchenware, looks, mealtime, Plate, Plates, practical, Server, serving, Storage, tableware, Ultimate, Unnecessary, Versatile

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4212
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Towns Built:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have bowls instead of plates cuz who needs plates when u can have bowls that hold more stuff and look cooler too? our server is like a magical bowl that can hold all ur minecraft dreams and more. u can build ur own bowl house, mine for bowl-shaped diamonds, and even ride a bowl-shaped roller coaster. it’s a bowl-tastic adventure waiting for u to dive in. so come join us, cuz plates are so last season, bowls are where it’s at!

Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server

adolescents, age gap, Anime, crones, derogatory, excrement, feces, hags, hebes, humor, inappropriate, Lolis, Minecraft, Minors, offensive, old women, pedophilia, Server, Shit, underage, witches, Young girls

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Towns Built:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Alice and her Alice Doll Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alice, Alice Doll, Best Friend, Bonding, Childhood, companion, Creative, cute, Doll, dress up, FANTASY, Fun, girl, imagination, Minecraft, Playtime, pretend play, smp, Story, tea party, Toy

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, including having your very own Alice Doll companion!

Join us on this wild adventure where Alice, a mysterious and mischievous player, roams the server with her trusty Alice Doll by her side. Rumor has it that the doll comes to life at night and helps players build epic structures and fend off creepers with its magical powers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of many jealous thieves).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just be sure to watch out for Alice and her doll…they’re always up to something!

NoBroNoHoHo: Family Drama Edition

compromise, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural rules, dietary restrictions, Drama, Edition, family, family celebration, family communication, family compromise, family conflict, family dynamics, family harmony, family holiday, family inclusion, family tradition, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, holiday celebration, NoBroNoHoHo, religious background

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4346
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Are you tired of boring, traditional Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, shellfish roam free, and alcohol flows like water. Our server is a place where anything is possible, even if it goes against the norm. We don’t follow the rules, we break them in style!

Just like the family in the story, our server is a mix of different backgrounds and traditions. Embrace the chaos and join us for a holiday celebration like no other. Who needs pork and shellfish when you can have virtual feasts with imaginary food that defies all logic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a rift between family members over virtual traditions. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBootyJuice

Alluring, appealing qualities, arousal, arousing gestures, attraction, BlockyBootyJuice, Captivating, chemistry, desire, Enchanting, enticing mannerisms, FLIRTING, Intimacy, Irresistible, Passion, seduction, seductive behavior, Sensuality, stimulating behavior, suggestive actions, turn on

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!