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Melon Mess Makers

awkward, cantaloupe, Cleanup, cover up, Creative Solutions, Discreet, disposal, disposal methods, disposal techniques, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing situations., family, Fruit, funny, Hiding, Makers, melon, Mess, parents, privacy, Secrets, secrets kept, sneaky

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4007
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in solving life’s most pressing questions, like how to dispose of a creampied cantaloupe without your parents finding out! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret missions, hidden traps, and unexpected twists.

Our server is home to the most skilled players who have mastered the art of cantaloupe disposal. From building elaborate contraptions to launching cantaloupes into space, there’s no limit to the creativity and madness you’ll find here.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society dedicated to protecting the world from evil cantaloupes. Join us in our quest to rid the world of these fruity fiends and unlock exclusive rewards along the way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a journey like no other. Just remember to keep your cantaloupes under wraps – you never know who might be watching!

BrainyCraft

anatomy, Awareness, biology, brain awareness, brain function, brain knowledge, brain research, brain structure, BrainyCraft, cognition, Consciousness, Earth, Human brains, human cognition, human evolution, intelligence, neuroscience, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	707
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Animals Bred:	34
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Towns Built:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5

HEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY BUILT BY ELVES WHO GOT LOST IN THE NETHER AND DECIDED TO MAKE A NEW HOME.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY. THEY GREW WINGS AFTER EATING SOME MYSTERIOUS CARROTS FROM THE END. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR TALKING SHEEP. THEY’VE GOT SOME JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT THE VILLAGERS.

SO, WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE WHILE WEARING A DIAMOND BIKINI? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NOWHERE ELSE.

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NEVER BEFORE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)

LoliCraft Server

4chan, Anime, Community, controversial, cute, FANTASY, Fiction, green text, greentext, internet, Loli, Lolicon, LoliCraft, Manga, Nostalgia, ONLINE, Roleplay, Server, Stories, storytelling, taboo, Thread, underage

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5827
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	1470	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of loli madness! Join us for epic quests, insane battles, and hilarious shenanigans with our adorable loli NPCs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous loli ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face her tricks and earn her respect?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the rarest and most coveted loli pets in all of Minecraft. From tiny fairy loli to fierce dragon loli, you’ll never run out of adorable companions to accompany you on your adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most loli-filled Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for flying cupcakes and rainbow explosions along the way.

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

adult audio, asmr, Azura Dulait, Boobs, Current Streams, fansly, FAQ, gen 1, Green lady corpo, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, LIVESTREAMS, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, NSFW, Patreon, relationship, Schedule, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, Talents, thumbnail, tos, Ultimate, Upcoming Streams, VAllure, VAllure Agency, VAllure General, VAllure Official, VAllureCraft, VOD Archive

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Animals Bred:	140
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got a thumbnail with boobs in it, need I say more? Join now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Our Gen 1 lineup includes Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess, Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear, Immy Bisou, the Little Sis, Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere, Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress, and Stronny Cuttles, who is just happy to be back.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our official links for even more madness and mayhem. And don’t forget to ask our FAQ for tourists, where you can learn all about VAllure, the first EN A(dult)Vtuber Corpo. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

OrphanGF Misery Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, broken up, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, emotional well being, family responsibilities, Fights, financial burden, harsh life, insecure, Minecraft, miserable life, Misery, orphan girlfriend, OrphanGF, Peace, possessive, reconciliation, Self Respect, Server, Sympathy, toxic behavior

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outbursts, just like the rollercoaster relationship described above.

Experience the thrill of trying to calm down a virtual partner who randomly starts crying, all while juggling the pressure of supporting her five teenage siblings financially. Will you be able to resist the temptation to give her virtual money and maintain her virtual self-respect?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for possessiveness and insecurity on a whole new level. Meet your virtual partner daily, talk for hours on end, and say goodbye to your virtual friends and family because she demands all your time. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of a toxic relationship in the virtual world?

Join us now and see if you can survive the endless fights over trivial matters, where every glance at your virtual partner might result in a new argument. Will you break free from the cycle of drama and find peace, or will you be sucked back into the chaos of a love-hate relationship?

Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server experience, where love, tears, and tantrums await you at every turn. Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

MIL-less Mother’s Day Madness

Communication Issues, cultural expectations, Day, emotional labor, family dynamics, family gatherings, father in-law, holiday stress, Hosting, household responsibilities, husband-wife dynamics, in-laws, madness, meal planning, MILless, misunderstandings, mother-in-law, mother’s day, MOTHERS, parenting, relationship boundaries, Resentment, social etiquette, traditional celebrations

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total boss? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging virtual creepers and zombies.

Our server is so epic, it’s like a virtual rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland. Plus, we have secret hidden treasures scattered throughout the map that will make you feel like a true treasure hunter.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even your in-game parents will want to join in on the fun. Imagine celebrating in-game Mother’s Day and Father’s Day with your pixelated family, complete with virtual presents and flowers. Who needs real-life family gatherings when you can have a Minecraft party instead?

So come on, join our server and show off your building skills while dodging virtual in-laws. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

BlockbusterBinge

addiction, all-time favorite, Binge, BlockbusterBinge, cant get enough, Cinema, classic, Entertainment, Favorite, film, love, Marathon, Movie, must see, never gets old, Obsession, over and over, repeat, rewatch, Timeless, watch

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Falling into the Void:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can watch a live reenactment of your favorite movie every day! That’s right, we have a team of dedicated players who will act out scenes from any movie you choose, from Titanic to The Avengers. Join our server and experience the magic of cinema like never before!

CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server

air defense, Antiaircraft systems, Armed Forces, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, military equipment, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, security forces, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, War

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8483
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Potions Brewed:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got Ukrainian Military up in here destroying Russian antiaircraft systems in Crimea like it’s nobody’s business!

Imagine the chaos, the explosions, the drama! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form!

You don’t wanna miss out on all the insanity happening on this server. Join now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

WarCraftRusAfricana

African migrants, Africans, Conflict, discrimination, eastern europe, Exploitation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global conflict, human rights violations, international relations, military aggression, military intervention, Political unrest, Propaganda, racism, russia, ukraine war, War Crimes, WarCraftRusAfricana

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the craziest sh*t happens? Well, let me tell you about this one server where Russia is sending Africans to die in the Ukraine war… in Minecraft! Yeah, you heard me right. We got a whole storyline going on where Putin is recruiting players from all over the world to fight in this epic battle. And guess what? The loot is INSANE! You can get your hands on some rare weapons and armor that will make you the most OP player on the server. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft war hero!

CraftyConspiracies

bizarre ideas, bonkers, bonkers conspiracy, bonkers theory, Conspiracy, conspiracy theories, Conspiracy Theory, Correct, correct belief, correct conspiracy, correct theory, CraftyConspiracies, one theory, outlandish beliefs, proven theories, statistical accuracy, statistical probability, statistically, statistically proven, truth behind theories, wild theories

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

so why not join our minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the craziest conspiracy theories in the blocky world? ever heard of herobrine secretly controlling all the mobs? or maybe steve being a secret alien sent to mine diamonds for his intergalactic overlords? on our server, you can dig deep into these wild theories and maybe even prove them right! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with cake and llamas wearing tinfoil hats. join now and let the madness begin!