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What The Fuck Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	333	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of missing out on huge opportunities like selling CHEESE at a loss on a memecoin marketcap? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from financial ruin! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where even the most outrageous decisions can lead to success. Who knows, you might even find yourself going from 1m marketcap to 11M in less than a week! So come on, don’t miss out on the fun – join our SMP and make some epic memories that will leave you saying, “HOW THE F**K IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?!”

Coin Minecraft SMP Trillion Dollar

acceptance, Blockchain, Coin, coin creation, coingecko, coinmarketcap, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, Dollar, Economy, finance, Future, growth, innovation, Investment, market dominance, marketcap, Minecraft, smp, Supply, Technology, Trillion, USD

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9390
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Void Gems Collected:	35	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and become a crypto mining legend! Forget about diamonds and emeralds, we’re all about that digital currency life now. Imagine trading your stacks of dirt for stacks of virtual coins worth millions in real life!

But be warned, the Coingecko™ and Coinmarketcap™ jews are always watching, ready to accept our one trillion supply coin and skyrocketing the crypto marketcap to infinity and beyond. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge and become the richest player in the server? Join now and start mining your way to financial freedom!

20k Marketcap Minecraft Madness

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9305
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Are you tired of boring old memecoins that don’t offer any excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Our marketcap started at a measly 20k, but thanks to our Apu whales, it has skyrocketed to a whopping 440k! That’s right, we have whales named Apu making memecoins for us – how cool is that?

Join our server and experience the thrill of trading memecoins while building epic structures in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure left behind by one of our mysterious whales. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on tg is popoeth and let the memecoin madness begin!

WW BEDWARS 😎 Minecraft server

Adventure, BUILD, Community, competitive, Creative, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, ONLINE, Play, PvP, Server, Survival, TEAM, WW BEDWARS

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Towns Built:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	193	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	2

The owner of the “WW BEDWARS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

WWbedwars.aboba.su

Love Me Minecraft Server

10. Emotional connection, 11. Vulnerability in relationships, 12. Needing affirmation, 13. Longing for intimacy, 14. Emotional dependence, 15. Yearning for love, 16. Longing for companionship, 17. Desire for love, 18. Needing reassurance, 19. Longing for emotional connection, 2. Woman’s love, 20. Wanting to hear "I love you"., 3. Relationship needs, 4. Emotional support, 5. Longing for love, 6. Seeking affection, 7. Love and validation, 8. Wanting to be loved, 9. Reassurance in love, love, Minecraft, needing love, Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you crave the sweet, sweet validation of a woman telling you she loves you? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that at least one player will profess their undying love for you every single day! Join now and experience the ultimate romantic adventure in the pixelated world of blocks and creepers. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a virtual girlfriend in Minecraft? Join us today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow!

TV in 2010 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	271
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride pigs into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples! That’s right, we have custom plugins that allow you to do things you never thought possible in Minecraft.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who have all sworn allegiance to the almighty Chicken King. Legend has it that the Chicken King once defeated a horde of creepers by clucking at them until they exploded! And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Rainbow Sheep, whose wool changes color every time it eats a carrot.

But that’s not all – we also have weekly events like the Great Ender Dragon Egg Hunt, where players compete to find the dragon egg and claim the title of Egg Master for the week. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can venture into the Nether, where the Pigmen are known to break out into spontaneous dance parties.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CrowCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Maps, mc, Network, Og server, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Towns Built:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dimension Hops:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Fun server to play Kitpvp Survival Skyblock Og server network the best maps in mc. Fun server to play Kitpvp Survival Skyblock Og server network the best maps in mc.

46.17.98.59:25560

God I Wish That Were Me Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of blocky faces? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature so rare and majestic that just catching a glimpse of it will bring you eternal luck and fortune. Rumor has it that the Blocktopus can grant wishes, so make sure you bring your best bargaining skills when you encounter it.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world? These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and are not to be messed with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

Three Episode Rule Breaker Minecraft SMP

binge watching, Breaker, Decision making, dropping shows, Entertainment, episode, episode analysis, first impressions, lack of interest, Minecraft, rule, show abandonment, show commitment, show critique, show engagement, show enjoyment, show evaluation, show potential, show preferences, show retention, smp, three episode rule, time flies by, TV series, viewer habits

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Emeralds Found:	3562	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that follow the three episode rule? Well, look no further because our server is so addictive, you won’t be able to stop playing after just one episode!

Join us for insane adventures, like the time our players built a rollercoaster that launched them into the sky and straight into a herd of flying pigs. Or the time we had a massive dance party in the Nether, complete with glowstone disco balls and zombie DJs.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and see why we never follow the three episode rule!

SethTowny

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Custom Systems, Earth, Economy, Exploration, Gaming, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugin, PvP, Roleplaying, Sandbox, Server, SethTowny, Survival, Towny, Towny Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

A new generation “Towny” Server with custom systems

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play.sethtown.online

Pay Denbts Minecraft Server

Denbts, Minecraft, Pay, Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6954	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9822
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers could breakdance. It was a wild ride, but they never wanted to leave!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare items, like diamond-encrusted golden apples and enchanted pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But beware, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. No refunds, no regrets, just endless hours of fun and adventure. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

Game of Bros Minecraft SMP

Board Game, bros, Claim House, cocks, competitive, Entertainment, Fun, Game, game night, Game of Bros, GoB Risk, host, House Claimed, interactive game, Lord Bryndon Tully, Lord Titles, Minecraft, Mulatto Fish, Multiplayer Game, smp, social game, strategy game, Waste Time

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6795
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9615
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Alright, listen up you pixelated peasants! Put away your pixelated cocks and come waste a few hours with me on this epic Minecraft SMP adventure! We’re bringing Game of Bros/GoB Risk to a whole new level, baby!

I’ll be your glorious host, guiding you through the chaos and madness of claiming your very own house. We’ll start off with a measly 5 houses claimed, but don’t worry, there’s plenty of room for expansion and conquest.

To claim your house, all you gotta do is post “claimed” along with the name of your lord and house. Want to be Lord Bryndon Tully, the Mulatto Fish? Go for it, the crazier the title, the better!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of Minecraft shenanigans and let’s see who will come out on top as the ultimate pixelated ruler!

Crafty Pillars Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is literally holding up the entire universe. That’s right, without the constant chaos and shenanigans happening on this server, the whole world would collapse into oblivion. So basically, by joining this server, you’re basically saving the world. No pressure or anything.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself plays on this server. And not only that, but he’s actually a super chill dude who loves to build giant statues of himself out of diamond blocks. So if you want to rub elbows with the most infamous Minecraft character of all time, this is the place to be.

Oh, and did I mention that the admins on this server are actually a group of highly trained ninja pandas? Yeah, they take no prisoners when it comes to enforcing the rules, but they also do backflips and throw ninja stars while they do it. It’s pretty epic.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and become a part of the craziest, most world-saving community out there. Just remember, the fate of the universe rests in your hands. No pressure.