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Speedy Minecraft SMP Player

financial news, Investment, market analysis, market bubble, market correction, market crash, market fluctuations, market panic, market rally, market sell off, market speculation, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, player, price increase, price surge, rapid growth, REDACTED, smp, Speedy, stock market, stock prices, Trading

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8175
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – every time you mine a diamond on our server, the price of Bitcoin increases by 50 cents! That’s right, you could be a millionaire just by playing Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is rumored to be a pro at doing the Macarena. Join our SMP and you might just catch him busting a move in the End dimension!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground base filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden apples and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and watch the whole market dump… with excitement!

This Is Not A Drill Minecraft SMP

baby boomers, Boomers, drill, economic trends, Financial Advice, financial news, investing, investment strategies, market analysis, market sell off, market sell signals, market volatility, Minecraft, retirement planning, retirement savings, SELL SELL SELL, selling stocks, smp, stock market, stock market crash, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, wealth management

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9973
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	314	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is run by a group of wild boomers who are selling everything they can get their hands on! From enchanted diamond swords to rare blocks of cheese, you never know what these crazy boomers will try to sell next. Join now for a chance to haggle with them and see what kind of wacky deals you can make. Who knows, you might even walk away with a pet llama named Gertrude or a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join today and get ready to SELL SELL SELL!

CraftyBloodshed Minecraft Server

bear market, CraftyBloodshed, economic uncertainty, Entire portfolio bleeding, financial downturn, investment losses, investment strategy, market correction, market fluctuations, market instability, market meltdown, market panic, market sell off, market turbulence, market volatility, Minecraft, MUMU pumping, portfolio management, risk management, Server, stock market crash, stock market turmoil

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5491
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring, stagnant Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even your entire portfolio will be bleeding with excitement! And don’t even get us started on the MUMU pumping – it’s like a non-stop party in the virtual world! Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers, but who’s counting?) So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s make some epic memories together!

Minecraft on EpiCraft

1.20, Adventure World, Community Events, Custom, Custom Plugins, Epicraft, free, Javabedrock, Mental Health Aware, Minecraf, Minecraft, No Resets, No Whitelist, Optional PvP, Prison, Safe, Skills, smp, Survival, Weekly Challenges

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8380
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	11

EpiCraft [SMP] {Survival} {Adventure World} {Custom Plugins} {Weekly Challenges} {Skills} {Community Events} {Optional PvP} {NO Whitelist} {NO Resets} {1.20+} {Java+Bedrock} {Mental Health Aware}

Hi all. Some of you might reminisce about the 2012’s and fond memories of a Golden Age.

I’m hosting an Epic Reunion atm and looking for old and new retrocrafters from that and beyond.

Help us get started together.

Ps. The network needs testers and some links aren’t branded. That means premium items are free.

Ip play.epicraftmc.com

Bedrock only port 25565

See u there!

play.epicraftmc.com

Minecraft server: Mario’s Block Party

BLOCK, childhood games, classic games, gaming classics, gaming collection, gaming history, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming relics, Mario, mario bros, Mario memories, Marios, Minecraft, Nintendo, Nostalgia, old school gaming, Party, retro collection, retro gaming, Server, throwback gaming, trashcan collection, video games, vintage video games

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4151	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired content? Well, look no further because our server is like a dumpster fire of awesomeness!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and fight off hordes of evil chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!

CraftyDevs Minecraft Server: “Lies to Faces”

broken trust, communication breakdown, community management, CraftyDevs, customer satisfaction, customer service, Deception, developer accountability, dishonesty, faces, false promises, game development, gamedevs, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Lies, lying.., Minecraft, player feedback, player loyalty, player relations, Server, Support, trust issues, unethical behavior

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of gamedevs lying to your face? Join our Minecraft server where the only lies you’ll hear are from the sneaky creepers trying to blow you up! Our server is so honest, even the pigs tell the truth (well, most of the time). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond cave, you’ll uncover the truth about why gamedevs lie in the first place. So come join us and uncover the ultimate conspiracy in the world of Minecraft!

GrannyCraft: No Regrets

10 years, acceptance, bad mouthing, Cultural differences, DATING, distance issues, DOCTORS, dying wish, family, grandmother, GrannyCraft, health, inner circle, Marriage, Minority, only child, refusal, regrets, relationships, slavic, traditional views

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as fighting off creepers! Join us for a grand adventure filled with crazy relatives, cultural clashes, and forbidden love stories.

Are you ready to navigate through the treacherous waters of family expectations and societal norms? Will you stand up to your grandma’s “dying wish” to marry within your culture, or will you forge your own path with your Slavic boyfriend from a different village?

Join us on this wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and build your own unique story. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough amidst all the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and come join us on the most drama-filled Minecraft server out there!

PutinCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, bilateral talks, Defense, defense agreements, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, discharge, expulsion, foreign policy, India, Indian nationals, Indian soldiers, international relations, Military, military cooperation, military service, Minecraft, modi, political leaders, putin, PutinCraft, russia, Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Star Shards Collected:	169	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians and indians fighting it out in epic battles! modi and putin had a chat and now all the indians are getting kicked out of the russian military, so they need a new place to show off their skills! join us for crazy pvp battles, build epic bases, and maybe even start a world war or two! who needs real life drama when you can have it all in minecraft? join now and be part of the chaos!

PatriotCraft: NATO Edition

air defense, defense cooperation, defense systems, Diplomacy, Edition, foreign policy, fresh news, international relations, Julianna Smith, military aid, military support, nato, NATO request, News, Patriot systems, PatriotCraft, response, SECURITY, Ukraine, ukrainians, united states, US Ambassador

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Enchantments Applied:	51	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to be an ambassador to NATO but u were like, nah too much work, well guess what, on this server u can be the US Ambassador to NATO in Minecraft! u can negotiate with other players for resources, build air defense systems, and even ask for Patriot systems like it’s nobody’s business. join now and be the most powerful diplomat in the Minecraft world! who needs real life when u can be a virtual ambassador, amirite?

ToiletCraft: Where 33% of Players are on the John

bathroom, Break, chance, convenience, daily routine, device, funny, humor, John, mobile, multitasking, percentage, Players, private time, procrastination, reading, Relaxation, screen time, Sitting, social media, Technology, TOILET, ToiletCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8592
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Buildings Constructed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56

join our epic minecraft server because we have diamonds growing on trees and pigs that can fly. seriously, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

our server is also home to the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs. no, seriously, you can trade those eggs for rare items like enchanted armor and weapons that shoot rainbows.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers breakdance and zombies do the thriller dance. it’s lit, fam.

plus, our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. yes, you heard that right. you can build a house out of cheddar and ride a gouda horse into battle.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life. and remember, there’s probably a 33% chance you’re reading this on the toilet.

HighCraft: Brain on Pause

altered brain activity, Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain patterns, Cannabis, cannabis users, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive processing, drug effects, drug use, HighCraft, Marijuana, marijuana effects, mental health, neural responses, neurological differences, neurology, pause, substance use, switching tasks, task performance

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9514
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Towns Built:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	405
Mines Excavated:	2276	Chimeras Created:	3

so, like, if u wanna join dis minecraft server, u gotta know that we got some crazy stuff goin’ on. like, our players have altered brain patterns when they switch tasks in the game. it’s like, they’re on a whole other level, man. they may have weaker responses in their brains, but they still kick butt in the game. it’s like they’re in a whole other dimension, man. so if u wanna be part of this mind-bending experience, join our server now! who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have in this wacky world!

HardcoreSurvivalServer – 1.15.2 Minecraft Server

1.15.2, 1.16, Adequate, April 5 2020, Ban, Closed Server, Community, discovery, Exploration, Friendly, HardcoreSurvivalServer, Minecraft, new worlds, Players, Survival, update, Version Switch, Waiting, Whitelist

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

The server started on April 5, 2020. A world where many places have not yet been visited by players. We have all just begun our survival and are just discovering new worlds. Join us too! Here you can have a good time with other players, because only adequate people play on the server. All inadequate and unfriendly players are banned. Very soon the server will be closed and will be available only through the whitelist. The whitelist will include only those players who logged in at the start and before access to the server was closed. We are all waiting for the Minecraft update (1.16) and as soon as this version is available, we will immediately update the world and switch to this version.

95.217.112.101:25599

CraftyLife Minecraft Server

anxiety, Conflict, CraftyLife, danger, death, fear, Future, Geopolitics, Good, HOLY, Invasion, landmine, Life, Minecraft, POL, Politics, russia, Server, Survival, Ukraine, uncertainty, War, world events

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Tired of worrying about getting caught in the crossfire of international conflicts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos! Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about stepping on a landmine while mining for diamonds. Plus, who needs to worry about geopolitics when you can build your own empire and conquer the virtual world instead? Join us now and leave the real world drama behind!