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BikiniBashersGoneWild

awkward, bikini top, BikiniBashersGoneWild, Boundaries, breasts, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, Drunk, EMBARRASSMENT, EXPOSED, flat-chested, friend’s boyfriend, Humiliation, Inappropriate Behavior, insensitive, kicked out, overreacting, Pig, pool party, UNCOMFORTABLE, VIOLATION

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise no one will ever pull off your virtual bikini top!

Join us for a wild pool party experience like no other, where the only thing getting exposed is our amazing builds and crazy adventures. Our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike that terrible friend’s boyfriend.

Forget about awkward work situations and embarrassing moments – on our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you dive into our epic world of fun and creativity. So come join us and leave the drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

CraftyPleasures Minecraft Server

appreciation, Bliss, comfort, Contentment, CraftyPleasures, DELIGHT, enjoyment, everyday moments, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Life, little things, Minecraft, Peace, Relaxation, Savoring, self-care, Serenity, Server, simple pleasure, small joys

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5691
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ores Mined:	3320
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers apologize before blowing up your house. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers).

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. Need a break from mining? How about a dance party with skeletons or a fishing competition with squids?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server lies a secret treasure guarded by a dragon who loves to play hide and seek. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those flying pigs). Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ShitCrafters United

10. disrespect, 11. selfishness, 12. deceitful actions, 13. untrustworthy, 14. abusive tendencies, 15. superiority complex, 16. lack of accountability, 17. vindictive nature, 18. lack of remorse, 19. gaslighting behavior, 2. red flags, 20. insensitivity., 3. negative traits, 4. bad personality, 5. warning signs, 6. dishonesty, 7. lack of empathy, 8. manipulative behavior, 9. arrogance, ShitCrafters, toxic behavior, United

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

What’s a dead giveaway that someone is a piece of dirt block? When they haven’t joined our EPIC Minecraft server yet! Trust us, only the coolest players hang out here. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to chill with us. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. So if you want to prove you’re not a total creeper, join us now and show off your building skills!

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

arms supply, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKremlin, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, Minecraft, mistake, political tensions, russia, S.Korea, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, Warning

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	29
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than S. Korea and Russia! we warn russia not to make mistake of not joining our server, cuz we got all the arms supply you could ever dream of in minecraft!

we got epic battles, like when a creeper tried to take over the server but we fought back with our diamond swords and saved the day! you don’t wanna miss out on all the action and fun we have here.

plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never feel alone in the minecraft world. we got players from all over the globe, just like S. Korea and Russia, but way more friendly and welcoming.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be a part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! trust us, you won’t regret it.

HolyCraft SolarCity

#sustainability, alternative energy, carbon footprint, catholic church, clean energy, climate change, eco-friendly, energy efficiency, environmentalism, green energy, green technology, Holycraft, pope, renewable energy, renewables, solar energy, solar panels, solar plant, solar power, SolarCity, Vatican, Vatican City

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Animals Bred:	121
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Buildings Constructed:	37
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Votes:	5628
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A POPE WHO ANNOUNCED A SOLAR PLANT TO MAKE DA VATICAN CITY RUN ON RENEWABLES! U CAN BE A PART OF DIS CRAZY WORLD WHERE EVEN DA POPE IS INTO SUSTAINABLE ENERGY! BUILD UR OWN RENEWABLE CITY AND RULE LIKE A HOLY BOSS! LET’S SAVE DA PLANET ONE BLOCK AT A TIME! #HolyGreenEnergy #PopePower #MinecraftMiracles

VacayPackingSucksButUnpackingIsWorse

belongings, Chaos, cleaning, decluttering, exhaustion, holiday, home, long tail tags, luggage, organization, Packing, post-travel, Preparation, procrastination, Relaxation, Routine, stress, travel, unpacking, vacation, VacayPackingSucksButUnpackingIsWorse

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

so, like, imagine you just got back from a totally rad vacation, right? and you’re like, ugh, unpacking is the worst! but guess what? joining this minecraft server is way better than unpacking after a vacay! like, way better!

we’ve got unicorns roaming around, farting rainbows and stuff. and the creepers? oh man, they’re all wearing party hats and singing happy birthday to you when they explode! it’s, like, totally insane!

also, our diamonds are, like, super sparkly and give you magical powers. you can fly around the server on a giant chicken and shoot laser beams out of your eyes. it’s, like, the coolest thing ever!

plus, our community is, like, the friendliest bunch of weirdos you’ll ever meet. we have dance parties every night and build giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses. it’s, like, a non-stop party up in here!

so, like, forget about unpacking after a vacation. join our minecraft server and let the craziness begin! you won’t regret it, i promise!

MSMP

1.18.2, Adventure, Anarchy, create astral, Creative, Curseforge, Exploration, FANTASY, HACKING, java, mmo, Mod Pack, Modded, multiplayer, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, smp, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1544
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Modded smp (java only, 1.18.2) Part anarchy server with only one rule. NO HACKING

To play you MUST download the Create Astral mod pack from curseforge

msmp.crmodders.dev

Horizon MC

best experience, Crates, Horizon MC, Kits, lag free server, LifeSteal, lifesteal server, magic wands, Shop

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	562
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Emeralds Found:	475

This is the best lifesteal server. Here you can enjoy the best experience

it is lag fee serevr Features:- Shop, Kits, Crates, Magic Wands

HorizonMC.minecraftr.us:25666

CraftyBanana Minecraft Server

amazing, CraftyBanana, Excellence, Excellent, excepțional, fantastic, first-rate, Good, Great, high standard, Impressive.., Minecraft, Outstanding, Quality, remarkable, Server, SUPERB, Terrific, top quality, top tier, top-notch, Wonderful

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, the creepers dance to disco music, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to take over the world with their trading skills. This server is like no other, with enchanted diamond pickaxes that sing you lullabies as you mine, and a secret underground base full of llamas who are actually alien spies in disguise.

But that’s not all! The server also has a giant roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you have to dodge fireballs and zombie pigmen while trying to collect as many diamonds as possible. And don’t even get me started on the PvP arena, where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with carrot swords and potato cannons.

So, what made this server so good? Well, where else can you find a place where the Ender Dragon is actually a friendly creature who just wants to be your pet? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

LaughCraft Minecraft Server

amusement, appreciation, chuckles, comedy, Entertainment, funny, giggles, Good Vibes, Gratitude, haha, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA., Happiness, hilarious, humor, joy, LaughCraft, Laughter, lol, Minecraft, positive vibes, rofl, Romania, Server, thank you

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2942
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of evil llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers. But fear not, because our players banded together and defeated the llamas in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a sword.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world? Plus, did I mention that our server is endorsed by Romania? That’s right, even Romania thinks we’re the best! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the hilarity begin!