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TimeTechMinecraftSMP

analog watches, digital watches, electronic devices, fashion accessories, Gadgets, innovation, modern technology, smart technology, smartwatches, tech accessories, Technology, Time management, time tracking devices, timekeeping devices, timepieces, TimeTechMinecraftSMP, Watches, wearable devices, wearable technology, wristwatches

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7999
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Emeralds Found:	9913

Are watches technology? Of course they are, just like how joining our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate technological advancement for your gaming experience! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a talking pig who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of the Chicken King. But beware, for the pickaxe is guarded by a horde of dancing creepers who only move to the beat of disco music. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky. So come join us and embark on the wildest, most technologically advanced Minecraft adventure of your life!

NoFamNoNumCraft

adulting, alone, anger, Belittled, Boundaries, career, college educated, Conflict, Emotional Abuse, family, INDEPENDENCE, Marriage, moving forward, neglect, NoFamNoNumCraft, Peace, ridicule, self-care, Siblings, unsupportive, Wedding

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Emeralds Found:	1038
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	New Chunks Explored:	992446
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of being the black sheep of your family? Do you want to escape the drama and find a new home where you can thrive? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and a supportive community like no other. Build your dream world, make new friends, and leave behind the negativity of your past.

Our server is the perfect place to start fresh and create a new story for yourself. Say goodbye to unsupportive family members and hello to a group of players who will always have your back.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the healing begin. Who needs a family when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s block out the haters and build a brighter future together!

OP Potion Co.

effective product, exceeding expectations, exceeding standards, exceptional performance, high performing product, high quality product, impressive product, impressive results, outstanding performance, overachieving product, Potion, product that works too well, surpassing expectations, surprising effectiveness, surprisingly effective, surprisingly efficient, surprisingly powerful, top performing item, top rated product, unexpectedly effective, unexpectedly good

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5621
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ores Mined:	2923
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Imagine a Minecraft server where everything works so well, it’s almost suspicious. Like, you try to mine some diamonds and BAM, you’ve got a full set of diamond armor in seconds. You build a simple house and suddenly it’s a mansion with a pool and a hot tub. This server is like the genie of Minecraft servers, granting all your wildest building dreams with just a flick of your pickaxe. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft power trip and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom!

CraftyCommiesMC

alleged ties, China, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomatic, economic impact, firms, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, global affairs, international law, international relations, Military, opposition, political tensions, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Trade, US sanctions, war efforts

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	895
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
New Chunks Explored:	81276	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of kim jong un and ride llamas into battle against evil villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and gold we find, guarded by a team of ninja pandas. plus, we have a special event every friday where we reenact famous historical battles using only chickens and TNT. come join us and stick it to the man like china sticking it to the US sanctions!

Decaul’s Soggy Meatballs Place: Serving Mediocre Pizza, Not World-Class Burgers! Beta 1.21

Beta, beta server, BURGERS, collaboration, Community, Custom Enchants, Decauls, Essentials, fresh world, Impact, Items, Journey, like-minded, meatballs, mediocre, multiplayer, new community, pizza, Place, Plugin, Potential, Quests, Server, serving, setting up, smp, Soggy, Survival, Vanilla Experience, worldclass

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Welcome to Decaul’s SMP

IP: decaul.space

A fresh world awaits you – started 23 Aug. We are a new community looking for like-minded people to collaborate with!

In beta, we are still setting up the server, which makes it perfect to start. You will have an impact on what we add to the server. At the moment, we have the basic essentials plugin, but there is potential to diverge from your vanilla experience with custom enchants, items, quests we are open to it all, it is all dependent on the community desires.

Join us now, and be the first to embark on this journey alongside us!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	To join the server, use the IP decaul.space in your Minecraft client.
Is the server still in development?	Yes, the server is in beta and we are continuously working on improving it with feedback from the community.
What plugins are currently available on the server?	At the moment, we have the basic essentials plugin, but we are open to adding custom enchants, items, and quests based on community input.
Can I suggest ideas for the server?	Absolutely! We encourage players to share their ideas and suggestions for improving the server.

AbortionCraft Minecraft Server

abortion ban, AbortionCraft, democratic party, election, Government, Healthcare, kamala harris, Minecraft, Misinformation, policy, Politics, presidential race, Pro Life, pro-choice, reproductive rights, republican party, Rumors, Server, Social Issues, SUPREME COURT, trump, Voting, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Are you tired of worrying about politics and controversial topics like abortion? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no politics” policy! That’s right, you can escape the real world drama and focus on building epic structures and battling creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be the hiding place of the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who find it. Join our server and embark on a quest to track down this elusive beast and claim your prize!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is home to the world’s largest virtual pizza party. That’s right, every Friday night we gather in the virtual world to chow down on pixelated pizza and have a blast with our fellow players.

So why waste your time worrying about politics when you could be having the time of your life on our amazing Minecraft server? Join us today and let the fun begin!

DateCraft SMP: Finally Getting Laid in Minecraft

Ascended, Confidence, DateCraft, Dates.., DATING, emotional connection, Finally, get laid, inadequate, Intimacy, Laid, long-term commitment, low effort, low interest, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-care, smp

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6986
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	37

Are you tired of going on dates in real life and getting low effort, low interest partners who never stick around? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can finally find true love and get laid in the most epic and pixelated way possible! Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft players who are ready to sweep you off your blocky feet and show you a good time. So why settle for inadequate real-life relationships when you can experience true ascension in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and start your journey to finding love and getting laid like never before!

PupperPatrolCraft

age difference, Apology, babying, Context, dog, dog park, Exercise, forecast, Friends, get together, good dog owners, group text, guy, Heat, Hiking, JOKE, older male, Pain, PupperPatrolCraft, response, weather

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7712
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mines Excavated:	1183	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic hiking adventures with your virtual dog! Our server is so cool, even the weather forecast in-game is too hot for your dog to hike, just like in real life! But don’t worry, we have special virtual doggy hydration stations and cooling zones to keep your furry friend safe and happy while you explore the virtual wilderness.

Plus, our community is full of dog-loving players who understand the importance of keeping your dog healthy and active. No age discrimination here, whether you’re in your late 30s or 80s, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun.

And if anyone tries to make a joke about babying your dog, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “woof!” So come on over to our Minecraft server for some hiking, doggy adventures, and a whole lot of laughs. Just remember, the heat is nothing to mess with, even in the virtual world!

$1CraftLand

1 dollar, 1CraftLand, affordable items, affordable living, bargain hunting, budget shopping, budget-friendly options, cheap products, cost-effective buys, dollar store finds, economic choices, everyday essentials, frugal living, inexpensive purchases, low cost living, money saving tips, one dollar deals, pocket-friendly items, small purchases, thrifty shopping, value for money

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of spending your hard-earned cash on boring stuff like a cup of coffee or a pack of gum? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can get a whole lot more for just 1 dollar! Join us and you’ll have the chance to trade that dollar for a magical unicorn that will protect you from creepers, or a diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even buy a ticket to the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. So why waste your money on mundane things when you can have epic adventures on our server for just a buck? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BorderCraft: Lukashenko’s Awkward Greeting

awkward, Belarus, border, BorderCraft, celebration, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, Greeting, greetings, independence day, international relations, leadership, Lukashenko, Lukashenkos, military deployment, Peace efforts, political tension, solidarity, SOVEREIGNTY, Troops, Ukraine, ukrainians

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Lukashenko and Ukraine! we may have troops on the border but we also have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you! come build your own dictatorship or start a revolution, the choice is yours! plus, Lukashenko himself will greet you on Independence Day, just make sure to bring some potatoes as a peace offering. join now for a wild ride that will make you forget all about international politics!