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Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

Asian politics, CHARGE, cultural diversity, Democracy, elected, election, electoral system, global leadership, Government, international relations, Japan, leadership, Minecraft, PAJEET, Palace, PIXEL, pm, political commentary, political landscape, Political process, Politics, power dynamics, Server, world affairs

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2126
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we once had a Pajeet PM elected as our leader because he was the only one who could tame the creeper infestation. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to witness the most unexpected events unfold. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a zombie pigman or discover a secret dungeon filled with diamonds. So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

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above 6/10, consensual sex, DATING, empowerment, Ethics, gender dynamics, hookup culture, Minecraft, modern dating, morality, paying for sex, personal values, relationships, Self Respect, self worth, sexual boundaries, sexual consent, sexual satisfaction, smp, societal expectations, Transactional relationships, woke game

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Love Letters Sent:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4935
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never have consensual sex with a woman above a 6/10 without paying! But don’t worry, because we have plenty of other ways to have fun on the server.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. Or participate in our weekly llama racing competition, where the fastest llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle.

But the real reason to join our SMP is for the legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that there is a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Will you be the brave hero to claim the cheesy treasure?

So come on and join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, absurd rules about consensual sex!

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

Amongus, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Cities, Clans, donation, easter eggs, Falsebookic, Floodprotect, fp help, gameplay, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hunger Games, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Lag-free, Magic, Mini Games, Modes, Murdermystery, Pets, Rewards, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, TopMine, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Versions

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Villages Defended:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Balmung PF, Br’aaxskin Maps, Christmas Theme Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Divegrass Game, Empyreum, Events, Femra Companies, final fantasy xiv, Getter Robo, Goblin, Gridania, leviathan, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, patch notes, Resources, Server, Speed Racer Meet-up, True Detective, VGL Cytube, wolves den, Zalera

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Runes Activated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! Gridania? More like BESTdania! Join us for our latest edition, Patch Notes 7.11 where we’ve added flying pigs and exploding sheep!

Looking for resources? We’ve got Femra Companies that will trade you diamonds for cookies, and Linkshells that will connect you with players who have secret treasure maps!

But that’s not all, we have epic meetups and events that will blow your mind! From Getter Robo meetups to Divegrass games, from Casual CC meetups to True Detective watch parties, we’ve got something for everyone!

And mark your calendars for our upcoming Speed Racer Meet-up on Leviathan, where we’ll race around the map in minecarts at lightning speed!

Don’t miss out on the Christmas Theme Mixer on Mateus, where we’ll be building gingerbread houses and battling snow golems!

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Last time, we had a blast and you won’t want to miss out on the fun!

The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

African American, Beliefs, black Hebrew Israelites, Cadets, Community, culture, FAITH, Hebrew Israelites, Hebrews, heritage, History, Identity, Israelites, Jews, judaism, LARPers, Minecraft, Old Testament, racial identity, Religion, smp, Space, spirituality, theology

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1695
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Secret Passages Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Emeralds Found:	6255	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all things outrageous and hilarious! Join us if you want to be called “jews” because we have a secret underground society of players who roleplay as ancient Hebrews, complete with epic battles against pharaohs and parting the Red Sea (in-game, of course).

Our server is filled with insane stories and wild adventures, like the time our players built a giant temple made entirely of diamond blocks or when we reenacted the story of Noah’s Ark by flooding the entire server (sorry, not sorry).

So come on in and see why being a part of this crazy community is so attractive to LARPers and gamers alike. Just remember, things may get a little wild, but that’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft SMP!

Sleepless Nights Minecraft Server

bedtime routine, healthy sleep habits, insomnia, Minecraft, NIGHTS, Server, sleep deprivation, sleep difficulties, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, sleep problems, sleep routine, sleep schedule, sleep solutions, sleep struggles, sleep tips, Sleepless, sleepless at home, sleepless days, sleepless hours, sleepless in [location], sleepless nights, sleepless remedies

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1464	Ores Mined:	4921
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of ruining your sleep schedule and feeling like a zombie? Join our Minecraft server and pull an all-nighter with us! Our virtual world never sleeps, so why should you? We have crazy events like zombie apocalypse survival challenges and late-night build battles to keep you entertained. Plus, our community is so lively, you’ll forget you even need sleep! So ditch the bed and join us for a sleepless adventure like no other. Who needs sleep when you have Minecraft?

Minecraft SMP – /poe 2 g/ – Path of Exile 2 General

activity tracker, Ascendancy Classes, database, Early Access FAQ, endgame content, Exile, Gameplay Trailer, general, gift 2 subs, Global 1488, Global Chat, Grinding Gear, Minecraft, mtx pets, Official Wiki, Opening Cinematic, Path, Path of Exile 2, Path of Exile 2 Early Access, Path of Exile 2 forum, Path of Exile 2 General, Path of Exile 2 news, PC client download, PoE, smp, TEASERS, twitch drops, WIP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join now and choose from our Ascendancy Classes in Early Access – become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

But wait, there’s more! We have Twitch drops and if you gift 2 subs, you’ll receive exclusive mtx pets that will make your friends jealous. And if that’s not enough, our standalone PC client will be available for download at 5pm on Thursday, December 5th (PST) – don’t miss out on the madness!

Experience the thrill of Path of Exile 2 Early Access with our insane gameplay trailer and opening cinematic that will blow your mind. Explore our Endgame Content that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

Join now and be a part of our crazy community where anything goes – just check out our global chat/global 1488, formerly known as /poeg/. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

What are Minecraft servers like MercyPVP ?

armor, Bosses, Community, Custom Items, Discord, Prison, Prisons, PvP, Skyblock, Store, Survival, Tools, Website

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Star Shards Collected:	178	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Some similar Minecraft servers to MercyPVP include: 1. Hypixel – One of the largest Minecraft servers offering a variety of game modes including mini-games, survival, and more. 2. CosmicPVP – Known for its custom features and intense PvP battles, this server is great for players who enjoy competitive gameplay. 3. Mineplex – Another popular server with a wide range of game modes and a large player base. 4. TheArchon – A server with unique features and events, perfect for players looking for a fresh experience. 5. PvPWars – A server focused on intense PvP battles and custom gameplay elements.

These servers offer a similar experience to MercyPVP and are sure to provide hours of entertainment for Minecraft players.

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Bleach Block Party Minecraft Server

#bleach anime, action, Adventure, Anime, Bambiechads, Bleach, bleach characters, Bleach Fans, bleach manga, BLOCK, Fandom, Hollows, ichigo, Manga, Minecraft, Party, rukia, Server, SHONEN, Soul Reapers, Soul Society, Supernatural, Victory, winning

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	699
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	641
Votes:	7287	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Farms Harvested:	912
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1800

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is a wild, lawless land where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging killer bunnies, riding on the backs of flying pigs, and battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us at Bambiechads and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!

AI Did Minecraft SMP 2024

Advancements, ai, AI development, AI predictions, AI trends, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, computer vision, data analysis, deep learning, digital transformation, Future, innovation, machine learning, Minecraft, neural networks, progress, robotics, smp, tech industry, Technology

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6496
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Void Gems Collected:	24	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	181
Gods Slained:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we create epic love stories between pixelated pictures! Watch as Steve and Alex finally confess their feelings for each other in a dramatic sunset setting.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to wild conspiracy theories about AI taking over the world in 2025. Who needs real-life drama when you can speculate about robot uprisings in a blocky world?

Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, from heartwarming romances to apocalyptic predictions. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP now!