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BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	216
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Towns Built:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

KingdomCraft 799 – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

action, Anime, chapter 799, Chinese, Drama, DROPPED, early translation, Epic, historical, Japan, Kingdom, kingdomcraft, Manga, Military, Minecraft, Qindogs, Raw, RiboChad, Server, spoilers, strategy, Ultimate, War, won bigly

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness RiboChad, the legendary Minecraft player who won bigly in every competition, take on all challengers with his epic skills! Qindogs, stay away because this server is only for the elite players who can handle the madness that ensues.

We have insane events like pig racing, chicken jousting, and even llama fashion shows! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and non-stop laughter.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for anything because on this server, anything can happen!

DragonCraft Minecraft Server

a song of ice and fire, adaptation, DragonCraft, dragons, Drama, Entertainment, Epic, FANTASY, game of thrones, George R.R. Martin, HBO, hotd, House of the Dragon, house targaryen, Minecraft, prequel, Server, targaryen, television, tiresome edition, TV series, westeros

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Emeralds Found:	7779	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring, monotonous Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further, because our server is anything but tiresome!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds, but only those brave enough to challenge him in a chicken dance battle will find out the truth.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, unpredictable, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re going to need it!

Momma’s Minecraft Matrimony

anniversary, compromise, downpayment, Exam time, family dynamics, financial inconvenience, grading, international vacations, matrimony, May wedding, Minecraft, mommas, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s honeymoon, outdoor wedding, Professor, Save the Date, special date, wedding costs, wedding date, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, well off

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1213
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this story of a bride-to-be facing off against her own mother over wedding dates.

Picture this: you’re mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly you get a message from your mom demanding you change the date of your virtual wedding because she’s off on a honeymoon. Who knew Minecraft could get so intense?

But fear not, on our server, we embrace the chaos and turn it into comedy gold. Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where even the most mundane situations become hilarious adventures.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation, but with creepers instead of family members!

SickBurnsMC – Minecraft Server

boundary crossing, boundary violation, crossing the line, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful remarks, emotional harm, hurtful, hurtful words, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, insensitive, insensitive comments, Minecraft, offensive, offensive language, Rude, Server, shocking statements, Shocking.., SickBurnsMC, sickening, UNACCEPTABLE, verbal abuse

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3167
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Animals Bred:	34	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Tired of hearing cringy stuff from people? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! Our community is filled with players who have the most outrageous stories to share, from getting chased by a pack of creepers to accidentally building a house out of diamond blocks. Say goodbye to boring conversations and hello to epic adventures on our server! Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyCooksMC

budget-friendly, chef life, Cooking, cooking at home, cooking tips, CraftyCooksMC, Culinary, culinary creations, DELICIOUS, food hacks, foodie, from scratch, gourmet dishes, grocery store, homemade, homemade meals, kitchen, meal prep, pantry staples, recipes, worth it

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6782
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76

Are you tired of boring old grocery store food? Do you want to level up your culinary skills in Minecraft? Join our server and become a master chef in the virtual world!

Imagine crafting your own enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and jump boosts in the game. Or brewing potions that turn your enemies into chickens!

Our server is filled with secret recipes and hidden ingredients that will make your mouth water and your enemies tremble. So come join us and become the Gordon Ramsay of Minecraft!

CraftyModi3.0NoMuslims

cabinet selection, CraftyModi3.0NoMuslims, Diversity, equality, Government, inclusion, Indian government, indian history, indian politics, Indian society, leadership, Minority representation, Modi 3.0 cabinet, Modi Government, Muslim community, No Muslim representation, political decisions, Politics, religious discrimination., religious diversity, representation gap

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	676
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world where modi 3.0 is ruling with an iron fist! no muslim representation in our cabinet, just like in real life india! build mosques and watch them get demolished by the government for fun! create your own political drama and conspiracy theories with your friends! who needs diversity when you can have all the chaos and corruption of real life politics in a blocky world? join now and see if you can survive the madness!

PixelPioneer1870

Actors, Black and White Movies, cinematic experience, cinematic nostalgia, classic cinema, clear images, film buffs, film enthusiasts, Film history, film industry, film preservation, Film restoration, film technology, historical actors, movie buffs, movie magic, old movies, PixelPioneer1870, silent films, sound quality, vintage films

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

join this server and you can travel back in time to when black-and-white movies were the bomb diggity. we got actors who were born a hundred and fifty years ago playing minecraft like pros. you’ll feel like you’re in a time machine, except instead of going to the future, you’re going back to the past where everything is old-timey and cool. plus, our pixelated graphics will make you feel like you’re in a vintage film yourself. so come on, hop on this server and experience the ultimate blast from the past!

NitroCraft2020 – FertileFarms & AnimalFarts

AnimalFarts, FertileFarms, NitroCraft2020

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4041	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got crazier stuff goin’ on than a llama ridin’ a pig through a nether portal!

Join dis server and you’ll be helpin’ save da planet, cuz we got a virtual farm where you can reduce dem greenhouse gas emissions by growin’ virtual crops instead of usin’ chemical fertilizers. Plus, we got a virtual barn where you can collect animal waste and turn it into virtual compost for dem crops. It’s like bein’ a virtual environmental superhero!

And get dis, we got a secret underground lab where you can brew virtual nitrous oxide potions and prank your friends by makin’ ’em laugh uncontrollably. It’s like a virtual laughing gas party up in here!

So come join da fun on dis Minecraft server and be part of somethin’ totally wild and wacky. Who needs reality when you can have virtual insanity, amirite? Let’s get crafty, baby!

WhimsicalitySMP: where even the creepers are quirky!

Adventure, Armoured Elytra, bedrock, BUILD, cauldron concrete, Community, confetti creepers, Coords HUD, Create, CREEPERS, cross-platform, elevator blocks, Events, Explore, gem villagers, java, Memories, Minecraft, Mob Heads, nether portals, Plugins, quirky, Semi Vanilla, Server, shulker shells, treasure gems, WhimsicalitySMP

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4307
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crops Grown:	2539	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Info	Details
Version	1.20+
Compatibility	Java and Bedrock
Age Requirement	18+
Features	Armour Elytra, Set Homes, Keep Inventory (optional), Events, Streamer friendly
Community	Welcoming, LGBTQ+ friendly

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What are the rules of the server?

Players are not allowed to use XRAY, engage in toxic chat, use mods that provide unfair advantage, block admins or advertise. Breaking rules will result in warnings and potential removal from the server.

What sets this server apart from others?

WhimsicalitySMP offers a whimsical and extraordinary Minecraft experience with custom features such as nether portals, confetti creepers, armoured elytra, and more. Regular events, custom prizes, and a welcoming community make it a unique place to play.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server from Minecraft version 1.17+ and join the Discord server for more information on how to get whitelisted.

Are mods allowed on the server?

No mods that provide unfair advantage are allowed on the server. However, plugins are used to enhance the vanilla experience and add unique features.

Is there a punishment for being offline for a long time?

If a player is offline for one month or more, they may be removed from the whitelist but not kicked from Discord.

Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and promotes a welcoming and inclusive community for all players.

WakeCraft Server

daily habits, morning habits, morning inspiration, morning motivation, morning rituals, morning routine, morning routine checklist, morning routine goals, morning routine ideas, morning routine motivation, morning routine productivity, morning routine schedule, morning routine self-care, morning routine tips, productive morning, see this, Server, starting the day, Wake Up, wake up routine, WakeCraft, what to do

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Love Letters Sent:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

🤣🌟 Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk! 🐷🕺 Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with diamond-encrusted llamas and talking trees? 🦙🌳 Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle against a horde of evil bunnies led by a giant carrot wielding a diamond sword! 🐰🥕⚔️

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. 💃🕺 If you can out-dab him, you’ll be rewarded with a golden pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing! ⛏️🏔️

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest Minecraft community in the universe! Just be careful of the exploding sheep and the lava-filled swimming pools, they tend to catch players off guard. 🔥🐑💥 See you in the game, adventurer! 🌟🎮