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Anon’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8579
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Void Armor Forged:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a complete circus of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or test your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to survive is by doing the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper” who will boogie down with you while exploding in a shower of confetti and rainbows. And don’t forget to visit our “Piggy Paradise” where pigs ride on the backs of chickens while singing show tunes.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of laughter, insanity, and pure Minecraft madness! LMAO!

Manic Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8373
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Love Letters Sent:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrot swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has built an entire castle out of chicken nuggets and rules over his kingdom with an iron feather.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few exploding sheep, then come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, clubs, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Unique Plugins, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Crops Grown:	7439	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the ICE DRAGON SAGA event where you can ride on the back of a flying ice dragon and battle against evil snowmen!

But that’s not all, we also have a special recruit named Maiden: Ice Rose who can freeze enemies with a single glance. And if that’s not enough, we have Ludmilla: Winter Owner and Mica: Snow Buddy making a comeback for all you winter lovers out there!

And get ready for the upcoming event where you can participate in a Solo Raid against a giant talking snowman named Chatterbox! Plus, we have costume passes like Volume: Beat the Gun and Vesti: Ark Mage that will make you look like a total badass.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive codes like STAYTACTICALEEEEEEEE and NIKKE2NDANNIVKRKOLSALAMINSALAMIN2YEARSANDCOUNTINGUNBREAKABLE that will give you special rewards like a pet penguin that shoots lasers out of its eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Marine’s New Song Verdict: Just Okay Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Secret Passages Found:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Zombie Dances:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is anything but boring!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges where the floor is literally lava, and a thriving economy where you can buy and sell anything from enchanted golden carrots to dragon eggs.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and breakdance all night long.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Femcel’s Blackjack Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Are you tired of being a femcel and feeling like you’re missing out on all the fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems! Instead of wallowing in self-pity, join us and become a blackjack dealer in our virtual casino world.

Imagine the thrill of dealing cards and raking in the virtual cash, all while surrounded by fellow femcels who are also looking to escape their lonely lives. Plus, rumor has it that the more successful you are as a dealer, the higher your chances of finding a Minecraft boyfriend.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start dealing those cards like a boss! Who knew that the key to finding love was through a virtual blackjack table?

Jobless Lefty in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9347	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring Minecraft world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you crave adventure, chaos, and absolute madness? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate between a group of leftists who have all lost their jobs for ridiculous reasons. But don’t worry, things quickly escalate into a full-blown dance-off to determine who gets to be the new leader of the server.

As you explore the world, you’ll stumble upon secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant chickens terrorizing villages, and even a group of llamas plotting to take over the world. And let’s not forget about the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes to anyone brave enough to sit on it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world, so be prepared for the unexpected at every turn!

Fang Gang Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3537
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35

Join our Minecraft server and become part of the Fang Gang, where we rise up against all who dare challenge us! Our tiny white triangles are not just for show – they enhance your character in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that wearing one will give you superhuman strength, the ability to fly, and even make you immune to creepers exploding in your face. So come join us and see for yourself the power of the Fang Gang! Just be prepared for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected dance parties along the way.

Buzz Syrian Air Minecraft SMP Flight Crash

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8619
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5132	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to uncover the mystery of Bashar al-Assad’s missing plane! Rumor has it that the aircraft crash-landed in our virtual world and now players must band together to find the wreckage and uncover the secrets hidden within. Will you be the one to discover the truth behind the disappearance or will you get lost in the pixelated wilderness? Join now for a chance to be a part of this epic quest and maybe even stumble upon some diamond loot along the way!

Coffee Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6017
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	792	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ores Mined:	6245
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on dirt block placement? Well, fear not, because our server is so exciting that even coffee can’t keep up! Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a cowboy. Our server is so wild, you’ll be up all night laughing with your new Minecraft BFFs. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a caffeine-fueled adventure like no other!