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Wembley2025 Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5048
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	7248
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more unpredictable than Tony’s booking decisions? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even MJF and Ospreay couldn’t handle it. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and more twists and turns than a Tony Khan storyline. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Perfect GF Phenotype Minecraft Server

autistic, characteristics, CHUBBY, compatibility, Country, DATING, dream girl, Girlfriend, ideal partner, love, Midwestern, Minecraft, partner search, perfect, perfect girlfriend, Personality, phenotype, physical appearance, relationship goals, romantic partner, Server, Traits, unique qualities

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9621
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	150
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magic Items Found:	5279
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	1792	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Towns Built:	4

Are you tired of searching for the perfect girlfriend in your country? Look no further, because on our server, we have the ultimate phenotype of the perfect girlfriend – the Chubby Autistic Midwestern GF!

Join our server and experience the joy of building a virtual relationship with a girl who loves Minecraft just as much as you do. Watch as she expertly navigates through the blocky world, creating masterpieces and slaying mobs with ease.

But that’s not all – our Chubby Autistic Midwestern GF comes with a special set of skills that will leave you in awe. From her impeccable mining abilities to her uncanny knack for finding diamonds, she is truly a force to be reckoned with.

So why wait? Join our server now and find out why everyone is clamoring to be with the Chubby Autistic Midwestern GF. Love knows no bounds in the world of Minecraft!

Pump Bitcoin Minecraft SMP Pay Off Trump

arms race, Bitcoin, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, Economy, finance, financial strategy, global competition., Government, humor, international relations, Investment, Minecraft, national debt, Pay, Politics, power play, Pump, satire, smp, speculation, trump, world affairs

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	128
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Towns Built:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Items Found:	2448
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the chaos unfold as players scramble to mine as much virtual gold as possible to pay off their debts and avoid being invaded by other nations! Will you be the one to control the Bitcoin market and become the richest player on the server? Or will you be left in the dust, crying over your lost diamonds? Join now and experience the most ridiculous economy system in Minecraft history!

R U H R O H M i n e c r a f t S e r v e r

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	9350
Meteorites Collected:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	4358
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Coconut Sisters! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of two sisters who were obsessed with coconuts. Legend has it that they built an entire world made of coconuts, where everything from the trees to the houses were made of the delicious fruit. Join our server and you too can live in a coconut paradise, where the sun always shines and the coconuts never run out. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive Golden Coconut hidden somewhere on the map, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Coconut Sisters themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on Coconut Sisters and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

”’NOOOOOOOOOO Minecraft SMP”’

Minecraft, no, Nooo, NOOOOO, NOOOOOO, Nooooooo, NOOOOOOOO, NOOOOOOOOO, NOOOOOOOOOO, smp

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your base on a floating island made entirely of cake and defend it against hordes of zombie cows armed with diamond swords!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power of flight!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again!

What is the IP for Sheeprampage Minecraft Server?

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8267
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Sheeprampage is a talented artist and musician known for their unique blend of electronic and hip hop music. With a distinct and innovative sound, Sheeprampage has gained a dedicated following and continues to push the boundaries of their craft. Through their dynamic and engaging performances, Sheeprampage has established themselves as a rising star in the music industry.

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Cheats, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, SkyBlock (BedWars, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server Server descriptionVersion > 1.9-1.21.3¦Modes > Survival, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7078
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Ores Mined:	1234	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.3

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

GO.MineRich.ru

Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2606
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8720	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry!

Imagine mining for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a pirate, or battling creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is full of surprises and wacky challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events like the Serenade Promenade where you can dance with skeletons and zombies, or the Special Investigation: The Tree of Sephiroth where you can uncover ancient secrets while fighting off evil mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

VAllure General – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3215	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no spice or kayfabe? Well, look no further because our server is the first EN A(dult)Vtuber Corpo! Yes, you heard that right, we focus on adult audio like ASMR or JOI. Join us for some spicy content and outrageous adventures with our talented VAllure members.

But wait, there’s more! Our members include Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess, Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear, Immy Bisou, the Hex Maniac, Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere, Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress, and Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish. Each member brings their own unique flair to the server, making every gameplay session a wild ride.

And if you’re wondering about relationships, don’t worry, all of our talents are in a relationship with me. So come join our Discord server for notification only, no interaction with the girls, and check out our VAllure Links for more information. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have!

No More Foids Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of being chased by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, the mobs have all been replaced with adorable kittens! That’s right, no more running for your life, just cute little meowing companions following you around everywhere.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of pixelated villagers doing the Macarena.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our magical flying pig? Yes, you heard that right. We have flying pigs that will take you on a tour of the server from high up in the sky. Just hold on tight and enjoy the view!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to running from mobs and hello to a world of crazy fun and endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Trump Minecraft SMP Inauguration

Action-Adventure, console gaming, current events, Entertainment, escapism, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, immersive experiences, INAUGURATION, Jensen’s, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, PC Gaming, Politics, role playing games, second term, smp, strategy games, trump, Trump presidency, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mines Excavated:	4110

Are you ready to survive the chaos of a second Trump presidency in the most epic way possible? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build walls higher than Trump’s toupee and mine for diamonds to fund your own presidential campaign.

We have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the Twitter wars and a special enchantment that turns your pickaxe into a tiny hand to grab things like Trump grabs…well, you know.

Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, political satire, and the occasional creeper explosion that will make you question if it’s just a game or real life. So grab your pickaxe and let’s make Minecraft great again!