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| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 1076 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 5851 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Votes: | 7650 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.
if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!
