Mark Robertson Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocktopia: Nuclear Edition

1. Fallout, 10. vaults, 11. dystopian, 12. sci-fi, 13. open world, 14. exploration, 15. quests, 16. weapons, 17. armor, 18. companions, 19. factions, 2. post-apocalyptic, 20. retro-futuristic., 3. video game, 4. RPG, 5. wasteland, 6. nuclear war, 7. Survival, 8. mutants, 9. radiation, blocktopia, Edition, Nuclear

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3179
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Secret Passages Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing chickens who will guide you through our pixelated paradise. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers? We’ve got you covered! Need to build a giant statue of a potato to worship as your new Minecraft god? Go for it!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig once defeated the Ender Dragon in a dance-off!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft world? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Hungry Gamers: May the Blocks Be Ever in Your Favor

action, Adventure, blocks, Competition, danger, deadly, dystopian, Favor, Fight, Foggy Forest, Forest, Game, Gamers, HG, Hunger Games, Hungry, INTENSE, Mystery, Survival, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thread, Thriller, Thrilling

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Welcome to our mysterious Minecraft server located in the Foggy Forest! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Fluffy Unicorn! Rumor has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a Fluffy Unicorn?

2. Our Foggy Forest is also home to the legendary Tree of Bacon, where bacon literally grows on trees! Imagine never running out of bacon for your breakfast, lunch, and dinner in Minecraft. It’s a bacon lover’s dream come true!

3. But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of ninja pandas who will defend you from any creepers, zombies, or pesky players trying to raid your base. Plus, they do a mean karaoke rendition of “Eye of the Tiger” on Saturday nights.

So come join us in the Foggy Forest for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what other crazy adventures and surprises await you in our wacky world!

CraftyBoeingSnitch: Where whistleblowers find safety in pixels!

Airbus, aircraft manufacturing, aircraft safety, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), aviation regulations, aviation scandals, boeing, corporate ethics, corporate misconduct, CraftyBoeingSnitch, Ethics, Find, pixels, Safety, Safety concerns, Unhealthy, Whistleblower, whistleblower awareness, whistleblower protection, whistleblower retaliation, whistleblower rights, Whistleblowers, whistleblowing, workplace safety

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of being a Boeing whistleblower and constantly looking over your shoulder? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only deal with Airbus scandals! Join us for a wild ride of uncovering secrets, dodging corporate spies, and building the most epic planes in blocky form. Who needs Boeing when you can have Airbus, am I right? So come on over and let’s fly high together, literally and figuratively!

Minecraft Madness: HOLY PUKOLI Edition

#holiness, BELIEF, ceremony, Divine, Edition, FAITH, Higher power, HOLY, holy pukoli, madness, Minecraft, PUKOLI, Religion, reverence, ritual, Sacred, sacredness, spiritual awakening, Spiritual Journey, spiritual practice, spirituality, tradition, Worship

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7456
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because HOLY PUKOLI is here to save the day!

Join us on a wild adventure where the pigs ride on flying llamas and the chickens wear top hats. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance and the zombies do the moonwalk. And don’t even get me started on our annual watermelon eating contest – last year, Steve ate 100 watermelons in one minute!

So come on down to HOLY PUKOLI, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a boring blockhead, in which case, you might want to steer clear.

InfluxedPrison VS Hypixel

Balanced Economy, brand new features, Community Events, Crates, crystals, currencies, Custom armor sets, custom pickaxes, Envoys, F2P gameplay, KitPvP, leveling rewards, Milestones, multiplayer experience, player rewards, Prestige, Prison, prison server, PRIVATE MINES, PvE, Robots, Unique Enchants, weekly updates

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3566
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Mines Excavated:	2132	Falling into the Void:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Hypixel	InfluxedPrison
Pros	Pros
Largest and most popular server Wide variety of minigames and game modes Constant updates and new content Active community and forums Well-established economy Custom plugins and features	Fully customizable pickaxes with unique custom enchants Crystals that unlock new opportunities for pickaxes Balance economy Customizable private mines Levelling rewards Free-to-play gameplay Robots Milestones & Prestige Milestones Crates and currencies Envoys and custom armor sets New features implemented weekly

Hypixel	InfluxedPrison
Cons	Cons
High level of competition Server can be overwhelming for new players Laggy at times due to high player count Some game modes may have long queue times Can be difficult to navigate and find specific games	May have fewer players and smaller community Less variety in game modes compared to Hypixel New server may have bugs or issues

**Hypixel FAQ:** 1. What sets Hypixel apart from other Minecraft servers? – Hypixel is the largest and most popular Minecraft server, offering a wide variety of minigames and game modes along with constant updates and new content.

2. Are there any downsides to playing on Hypixel? – Some players may find the high level of competition and occasional lag due to the high player count to be drawbacks.

3. How active is the community on Hypixel? – Hypixel has a very active community with forums and regular events to engage players.

**InfluxedPrison FAQ:** 1. How does InfluxedPrison differ from other prison servers? – InfluxedPrison offers unique features such as fully customizable pickaxes with custom enchants, crystals that unlock new opportunities, and a balanced economy.

2. What are the potential drawbacks of playing on InfluxedPrison? – Players may find that InfluxedPrison has fewer players and game modes compared to larger servers like Hypixel.

3. How frequently are new features implemented on InfluxedPrison? – InfluxedPrison introduces brand new features weekly to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging.

CraftyCrusaders – Creepers Beware!

API, ArmorPicker, BEWARE, Braytech, Buffs, Clan, CraftyCrusaders, CREEPERS, Debuffs, destiny, dim, Dps, Guide, Gunsmith, Into the Light, Journey into The Traveler, Lightfall, Patch 7.3.6.3, PressKits, season 23, Stats, TFS Trailer, the final shape, TTK, twab

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2311
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Star Shards Collected:	200	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	668
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Choccy Milk Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even The Traveler from Destiny 2 wants to join us. Yes, you heard it right, we have a trailer of The Traveler trying to find its way into our server because it’s just that awesome.

2. Patch 7.3.6.3 is so mind-blowing that it will make your Minecraft experience go from zero to hero in just one click. You’ll be slaying creepers left and right like a true warrior.

3. Our resources are so top-notch that even the Gunsmith from Destiny 2 is jealous. From DIM to ArmorPicker, we’ve got everything you need to become the ultimate Minecraft master.

4. Want to know the TTK, Buffs/Debuffs, DPS, etc.? We’ve got a spreadsheet that will make your head spin faster than a Ender Dragon fight. You’ll be calculating numbers like a math prodigy in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Choices: ‘Would you rather’ Edition

achievement, AMBITION, challenge, champions league, Choices, Competition, Crafty, Dedication, determination, domestic cup, domestic league, dream, Edition, Europa League, football, Glory, Goal, Passion, Soccer, sports, success, Victory, winning

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become the ultimate Minecraft soccer champion! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds and battling creepers, it’s all about scoring goals and winning trophies here.

Join our server and compete in the domestic league, domestic cup, Europa League, and even the Champions League! Who needs to fight dragons when you can be lifting the Minecraft equivalent of the World Cup trophy? Plus, rumor has it that if you win all four competitions in one season, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play against Notch himself in a game of soccer. Can you imagine the bragging rights if you beat the creator of Minecraft at his own game?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your soccer skills in the most epic Minecraft tournament ever!

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Only, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Villages Defended:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Items Found:	8123
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.bqow.vanillaboxmc.ru

Crafty Chaos: Pick Your Poison

barnacles, Chaos, cold, cold as blue ice, Crafty, Dante, Dante’s Inferno, Demon, demon semen, Devil, devil’s dick, flavor, hypothetical, hypothetical scenario, Ice, kakigori, Pick, Poison, razor sharp shards, Semen, Shards, sharp

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7089

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a devilishly good time! Ever wondered what demon semen tastes like? Well, on our server, we have a special kakigori made from the devil’s icy cold dick covered in razor-sharp barnacles. It’s a flavor experience you won’t find anywhere else!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon with a fondness for disco music. If you can defeat the dragon in a dance-off, the treasure is all yours!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a village of zombie pigmen who have a passion for interpretive dance. Join in on their routines and you might just earn their trust and get access to their secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

Bi-RIZZ-ness MemeCraft: Where memes meet mining for maximum LOLs!

advertising, Bi-RIZZ-ness, BiRIZZness, Business, business strategy, CEO Sonics, Content Creation, Entrepreneurship, keeping a business going, lols, making money, Marketing, maximum, Meet, Meme culture, meme marketing, meme page, Memecraft, memes, Mining, monetization, online business, online presence, selling ads, social media, starting a business, viral content

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Hey there, fellow meme enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes, outrageous pranks, and epic trolling. We’ve got CEO Sonics running around like crazy, bumping into everything in sight until we reach our goal of morbilion dollars (whatever that means).

But that’s not all! On our server, you can start your own meme page business and sell ad space to other players. Who knows, you might just become the next meme mogul of Minecraft!

So come on down and join the madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some seriously wacky adventures along the way!