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NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, extremist, extremist ideology, fled, hezbollah, interrogated, interrogation, interrogation room, interrogation tactics, interrogation techniques, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Minecraft, Nasrallah, NasrallahsGone, political violence, radicalization, security threat, Server, Terrorism, Terrorist

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7517
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Secret Passages Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

Allies, Asia, Canada, cooperation, CraftyCanuckPlotWars, Diplomatic, Espionage, foreign affairs, Global threats, Government, India, intelligence, international relations, investigation, North America, plot allegations, political tensions, SECURITY, serious, Terrorism, US

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	691	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Crafty Love Connection

attraction, behavioral science, Confidence, Connection, Crafty, creativity, dating behavior, human interaction, intelligence, interpersonal relationships, Kindness, love, mate compatibility, MATE SELECTION, partner evaluation, personality traits, relationships, romantic attraction, romantic preferences, social psychology, speed dating, Traits

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
New Chunks Explored:	732295	Astral Projections Made:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23

come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

metanoia junior high school

“Youth, ACADEMIC, activities, adolescence, Classroom, Community, Cross-Play, curriculum, Development, education, extracurricular, Future, growth, learning, middle school, School, Social, Students, Survival, teachers, teamwork, TRANSITION

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6033
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

66.206.27.202:50020

Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

bedrock, BLOCK, building, Chill, Collaborative, Community, creativity, Discord, Friendly, Gaming, grief-free, Hardcore, idea.., Interactive, laid back, Lakehead, Lazy, no drama, Peaceful, pet-friendly, Placing, Relaxed, Semi Vanilla, Server, shop building, smp, Social, virtual world, windmill, wrong

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5303
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

celebration, Condolences, condolences to the family, deceased, eternal rest, Farewell, Gone but not forgotten, Grief, Honor, in loving memory, Legacy, Loss, memorial, Memory, Minecraft, passing, power, Remembrance, Respect, REST, rest in peace, rest in power, Server, Tribute

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Animals Bred:	144
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

arousal issues, comics, erectile dysfunction, erectile problems, Flaccid, graphic novels, impotence, Limp, male protagonist, male sexuality, Manga, manga characters, Manga community, Manga fans, manga readers, manga series, mc, NoStiffyMinecraft, sexual dysfunction, sexual performance, SMPTouchyTouchy

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2888
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

alcohol, bill, birthday dinner, birthday gift, Birthday Party, Communication, fair, family, Friends, GFsBdayDinnerDrama, Girlfriend, ignoring, messages, misunderstanding, office, Paying, Principle, Resentment, six figure salary, Surprise, Tipping

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4645
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

“Youth, Adulthood, adulting, aging, aging gracefully, creeper, Expectations, experiences, explosions, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, LIMITATIONS, Maturity, midlife crisis, responsibilities, restrictions, SELF AWARENESS, smp, societal norms, thirty, Thirtysomething, too old, wisdom

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	3212	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

CraftyPickupLines

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!