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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 3294 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2862 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 35 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally sneezed while mining for diamonds and ended up uncovering a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas! True story, I swear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered followers with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows what crazy antics and unexpected surprises await you in our pixelated paradise!