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RenewableCraft: Death Star Edition

#sustainability, alternative energy, climate change, death, death star, defense budget, Edition, energy conservation, energy efficiency, environmental impact, exhaust ports, fictional technology, fictional universe, galactic empire, military spending, renewable energy, renewable resources, RenewableCraft, Sci Fi, sci-fi fandom, space exploration, space technology, star, sustainability measures

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Secret Passages Found:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

lol come join our server and build ur own death star but with solar panels so u dont gotta worry bout rebels blowin u up!!! we got so much renewable energy u can power ur whole base with just a few windmills and solar panels!!! no more exhaust ports to worry bout, just endless power and fun!!! plus u can ride space llamas and battle evil space chickens for extra loot!!! join now and be the most eco-friendly villain in the galaxy!!!

Jurassic Parkour – Where Turtles Rule and Plots Drool! 1.21 Update with WorldEdit, Dynmap, and Whitelist! Adults only! 😂

1.21 version, adult preferred, Adults, bedrock access, Builders, Building Community, Community, Creative, Creative Server, Drool, Dynmap, Freebuild, holdfast players, java, jurassic, large biomes, minecraft server, no plots, Parkour, Plots, Relax, rule, turtles, update, Whitelist, Worldedit

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7501
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Turtle’s Crossing Minecraft Server

Overview:

Type	Freebuild Java creative server
World Generation	1.21 large biomes

FAQ:

Q: Can I join this server?	A: Yes, the server is open to all builders.
Q: Are there any restrictions on building themes?	A: No, there are no thematic restrictions on building.
Q: Is Bedrock access available?	A: Bedrock access is temporary until Bedrock updates outpace server capabilities.
Q: Are there any other game communities on this server?	A: Yes, there are Holdfast players on the server as well.

StarCraft Minecraft Server

character design, digital avatars, Entertainment, fan community, Gaming, global fandom, holographic technology, interactive content, Japanese VTubers, Live streaming, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, online personalities, Server, social media, starcraft, Stars, talent agency, virtual idols, virtual reality, Virtual talent agency, ホロスターズ

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Villages Defended:	20	Void Armor Forged:	26
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Towns Built:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of virtual idols known as the ホロスターズ descended upon this server, bringing with them a wave of chaos and hilarity. Picture this: a virtual shark swimming in lava, a cute anime girl riding a creeper like a pony, and a zombie idol singing karaoke in the Nether. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments with the ホロスターズ themselves. Can you defeat a virtual idol in combat? Only one way to find out!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the rarest and most coveted block in all of Minecraft – the Diamond-encrusted Potato! Legend has it that whoever holds this potato will be granted unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🥔🦈🎤🎮

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

asserting dominance, attention seeking, CraftyCraze, digital influence, forum behavior, forum dynamics, forum engagement, forum etiquette, forum leadership, forum participation, forum rules, forum takeover, im the OP now, internet culture, look at me, Minecraft, Online Community, online presence, self-promotion, Server, social media, trending topic, viral content

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5724
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because I’m the OP now!

Join our server for the chance to ride on giant chickens, battle evil llamas, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese! That’s right, we’ve got all the wacky and wild adventures you could ever dream of.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the dragon and claim victory? Only one way to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin. Remember, I’m the OP now, and anything is possible in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft!

MelonMania Minecraft Server

melonmania, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7079
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where watermelons are the key to success! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where watermelons reign supreme.

Are you tired of being pressured into eating watermelons in real life? Well, on our server, you can embrace your love (or hate) for watermelons without any judgment! Build a watermelon kingdom, go on epic watermelon quests, and battle against watermelon monsters.

Our server is perfect for those who appreciate the nutritious value of watermelons and want to support their fellow watermelon enthusiasts. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where watermelon is the ideal summer fruit?

So come on over and join us for a watermelon-filled adventure! Just remember, on our server, watermelons are always the answer. 😉🍉 #WatermelonKingdom #MinecraftMadness

NoLooNoFlyCraft

Airport, airport drop-off, Basketball, bathroom, CAB, Ditched, drive home, Favor, Forgotten, friendship, gas station, INCONVENIENCE, late night, midnight, NoLooNoFlyCraft, old neighborhood, refusal, tired, wash hands, washroom, water bottles

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t ditch you like a bad friend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, even at 3 in the morning when you need a pick-me-up. We won’t leave you hanging like that guy who wouldn’t let you use his bathroom. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few bathroom breaks along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BookwormCraft Minecraft Server

Absorbing, bestseller, Book, BookwormCraft, Captivating, Compelling, engrossing, Favorite, Fiction, literary, Literature, Minecraft, must-read, Nonfiction, novel, page-turner, reading, Server, Story, Thought-provoking, Thrilling, top pick, unforgettable

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7406
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Ores Mined:	6240	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Are you tired of boring old books that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a book that never ends, with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join us and embark on a literary adventure like no other, where the pages come to life and the creepers are actually friendly librarians. So put down that dusty old novel and pick up your pickaxe, because the real story is waiting for you on our server. Who needs books when you can have a Minecraft adventure that will leave you spellbound? Join now and start writing your own epic tale!

ByeByeBadVibes – No room for negativity here!

ByeByeBadVibes, Negativity, remove animal cruelty, remove bullying, remove child labor, remove corruption, remove deforestation, remove discrimination, remove disease, remove greed, remove hatred, remove ignorance, remove inequality, remove injustice, remove plastic waste, remove pollution, remove poverty, remove racism, remove selfishness, remove sexism, remove violence, remove war, room

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	840762	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of skeletons shooting you from a distance? Join our Minecraft server and take out all your frustrations on those pesky mobs! We have a special TNT cannon minigame where you can blast those creepers into oblivion and watch them go flying into the sunset. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Ender Dragon who will challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those mobs who’s boss!

MissileDefenseCraft Server

AID PACKAGE, air defense missiles, arms sales, Conflict Resolution, defense assistance, defense cooperation, defense strategy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military support, missile defense system, MissileDefenseCraft, national security, Officials, security assistance, Server, strategic partnership, Ukraine, US

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Zombie Dances:	6

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that has the power to send air defense missiles to ukraine? well look no further cuz this server is lit af! join now for the chance to launch missiles at creepers and zombies, cuz why not? plus, our admin once fought off a horde of skeletons with nothing but a carrot. true story bro. so come join the madness and see what crazy shenanigans await you on this epic minecraft server!

CraftyAidHustlers

Accountability, Corruption, CraftyAidHustlers, Ethics, fraud, Gazans, Humanitarian Aid, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, misconduct, palestine, Refugees, Report, scandal, SELLING, Staff, stealing, theft, UN Watch, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Farms Harvested:	666
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

so liek, u kno how u play mincraft and u just want sum crazzy server to join? well dis server is da bomb dot com. we got UNRWA staff stealin and sellin stuff, like what even? it’s like a black market up in here. but dont worry, we got u covered with all da humanitarian aid u need. join now and be part of da madness, u wont regret it. #crazzyserver #UNRWAstaff #minecraftmadness