Mario “Retardy” Saltybet Minecraft Servers

MineCraft XIVG Server: Dawntrail Fun

Casual CC Sync Meetup, Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign, crystal, Cuchulainn, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dawntrail Info, Dynamis, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Fun, Goblin, Golem, In-game Events, Lavender Beds W14 P40, Linkshells, Mario “Retardy” Saltybet, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Resources, Server, Top of the Ship, Tuliyollal Instance, Tural Thread Throwdown, Wolves’ Den Pier, xivg

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9246
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	1910	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate blocky paradise! Join now for a chance to win a virtual diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays “All Star” by Smash Mouth every time you swing it!

Our in-game events are crazier than a pig riding a spider! From synchronized chicken dances to intense sheep shearing competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on our meetups – last week, we had a meetup on top of a giant floating ship where players battled it out in a game of “Capture the Ender Dragon”!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get access to exclusive Twitch viewer rewards, including a pet llama that farts rainbows and a potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

MineTrail Minecraft Server

Casual CC Sync Meetup, Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign, crystal, Cuchulainn, DAWNTRAIL, Dynamis, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XIV Community, Free Companies, Gaming Community, Goblin, Golem, In-game Events, Lavender Beds W14 P40, Linkshells, Mario “Retardy” Saltybet, MEETUPS, Minecraft, MineTrail, online events, Resources, Server, Top of the Ship, Tuliyollal Instance 1, Tural Thread Throwdown, virtual meetups, Wolves’ Den Pier

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Potions Brewed:	127
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Love Letters Sent:	10
Enchantments Applied:	114	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-building enthusiasts out there!

Join us for epic in-game events like the Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign, where you can win virtual goodies just for watching our stream. And don’t miss out on our crazy meetups, like the Casual CC Sync Meetup on top of the Wolves’ Den Pier – because who doesn’t love a good sync dance party?

But wait, there’s more! We have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells galore to help you level up and dominate the virtual world. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the blocky adventures begin!

Crafty Commander’s Crazy Minecraft Madness

Allegiance, America, commander in chief, Commanders, courage, Crafty, crazy, determination, General Trump, GOD, GREATNESS, inspiration, leadership, loyalty, madness, Minecraft, nationalism, patriotism, Politics, power, president, strength, success, united states, Victory

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	429
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8611	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where you can join forces with General Trump to lead America to victory in the digital world! Swear your allegiance to America, God, and our fearless leader as you embark on crazy adventures and build the most amazing creations.

Join us for insane battles against creepers and zombies, where General Trump himself will lead the charge with his diamond sword of justice. Build towering monuments in honor of our great nation and show off your patriotism in every block you place.

With General Trump at the helm, there’s no limit to the fun and excitement you’ll experience on our server. So grab your pickaxe, gather your resources, and join us today for a Minecraft experience like no other! America, God, and General Trump await your arrival. Let’s make Minecraft great again! 🇺🇸🔨

Snowball Fight Club

#announcement, club, color, design, Digital, Download, DROPPED, Fight, graphics, innovation, Map, new, Release, Snowball, software, Tech, Technology, update, White, whiteness

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8478
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Emeralds Found:	6660
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Void Armor Forged:	29	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard about the NEW WHITENESS MAP that just dropped on our server? It’s like stepping into a whole new world of whiteness that will blow your mind!

Join our server for a chance to explore this epic new map filled with glowing white trees, sparkling white rivers, and majestic white mountains. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the beauty of this whiteness all around you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Army, a group of magical unicorns that roam the land spreading joy and rainbows wherever they go. Join forces with them and embark on epic quests to save the world from evil forces!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the whiteness like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyJong’s Vtuber Mahjong Madness

Chinchilla, Chuubas, CraftyJongs, en, Jongers, jp, Kaavi’s fortune, Khubie, madness, mahjong, nina, repo, Saint, Tileman, Tournament, vt/asp, vt/fig, vt/mayo, vt/pcg, vt/wasp, Vtuber, WWYD book

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8737
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join now and become a part of the Jongers community where the fun never stops!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons: – We have Chinchilla, the idol of all idols, singing and dancing like you’ve never seen before! – Watch Tileman on Twitch as he conquers the Minecraft world with his epic skills! – Need a laugh? Check out our chuubas for some hilarious content that will have you rolling on the floor!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Kaavi’s fortune will bring you good luck if you eat the tiles! Yes, you heard that right, eat the tiles and watch the luck roll in!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest, most fun Minecraft server out there! Don’t miss out on the excitement and laughter that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty LOLz 2KAT

2KAT, 2KAT2, amusement, Cats, Chuckle, comedy, Crafty, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, internet culture, K A T, LAUGHING, Laughter, lmao, LMAO 2KAT, lolz, memes, social media, viral

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some epic reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building block castles with their paws. Yes, you heard that right. Cats. Building. Castles. Need I say more?

2. The diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate. That’s right, you can mine for delicious chocolate diamonds and feast like a king while you play.

3. Our server has a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of rainbows and unicorns. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

4. The zombies on our server have been trained to breakdance instead of attack. So instead of running for your life, you can sit back and enjoy the show while they bust a move.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure at LMAO 2KAT2 K A T! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ShartCraft: Where Even the President Can’t Resist a Good Shart!

awkward moments, bodily functions, comedy, courtroom, embarrassing moments, Etiquette, flatulence, funny situations, gas, Good, humor, Inappropriate Behavior, judicial system, Legal System, Political satire, president, presidential behavior, public decorum, public figures, Resist, Shart, ShartCraft, sharting, social norms, taboo topics

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Enchantments Applied:	241	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where sharting in the courtroom is not only allowed, but encouraged! Why settle for boring old servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of presidential behavior like never before?

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a intense PvP battle when suddenly, someone sharts in the courtroom and chaos ensues. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride llamas into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and see for yourself why sharting in the courtroom is the new cool thing to do in Minecraft!

BagCraft – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Meet!

4koma, archives, BagCraft, Banners, Blue, Commissions, Defense, Events, general, Global, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Livestream Summary, Manga, Meet, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Shenanigans, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

Do you want to fight against Gregorius, the Indoors Torment with Heavy Armor? Or how about experiencing the Fury of Set in the Limit Break Assault? This server has it all – from crazy battles to intense missions!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission. Who wouldn’t want to guide people through the world of ramen in Minecraft?

And if that’s not enough, how about joining the General Student Council in the SCHALE Settlement Task? You’ll be balancing Schale’s books like a pro!

But that’s not all, folks! We have hot springs, limited banners, and even a 2.5th Anniversary Livestream! Don’t miss out on the chance to experience all the madness this server has to offer.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin! minecraftserver.com – where insanity meets Minecraft!

FujosCraft: Where Minecraft and fujos collide in a pixelated love fest!

acceptance, Anime, bl, boys love, collide, creative expression, FANART, Fandom, fanfiction, FANGIRLS, Fest, fujos, FujosCraft, give love, INCLUSIVE, LGBTQ, love, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, Passion, pixelated, shipping, Supportive Community, yaoi

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3853
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Star Shards Collected:	186
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Farms Harvested:	322	Endless Night Skies:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we give love to fujos like never before!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your own yaoi manga castle and ship your favorite Minecraft mobs together.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest diamond-encrusted llamas that drop rainbow-colored wool when you shear them.

Don’t miss out on our weekly cosplay competitions where you can dress up as your favorite Minecraft character and strut your stuff on the virtual runway.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fangirling begin!

KawaiiCraft: Where even Kaya-chan isn’t scared!

anime adaptation, creepy, Dark Gathering, dark themes, fear, Ghosts, Horror, Isnt, japanese manga, KawaiiCraft, kaya, Kaya-chan wa Kowakunai, Kayachan, Manga, manga recommendations, mieruko-chan, Mysterious, Scared, Spirits, Supernatural, Suspenseful, Thriller, upcoming anime

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6474
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magic Items Found:	6814	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen before? Well, look no further because this server is the place to be!

Imagine a world where Mieruko-chan meets Dark Gathering in a crazy mashup of epic proportions. You’ll be dodging creepy spirits while trying to build the coolest base ever – all while looking fabulous in your anime-inspired skin.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that this server is so awesome, it’s even getting its own anime adaptation. That’s right, you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on the small screen!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyLoveConnection: bi blk cpl seeking bull

approach, bar, Bi, BLK, BlockyLoveConnection, Boundaries, Bull, Communication, consent, couple, Cpl, encounter, FANTASY, Invitation, iso, man, Pleasure, Respond, seeking, sexual, Threesome, WOMAN

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388	Divine Spears Created:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be approached by a couple looking for a man to pleasure them both!

Imagine the adventures you’ll have as you navigate through the world, helping this couple fulfill their wildest fantasies. Will you rise to the challenge and become the ultimate pleasure master of the server?

Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what other surprises await you on our server? Let the fun begin!

Crafty LOL Land: ‘Is this true?’

1. Truth, 10. Validity, 11. Reliable sources, 12. Investigate, 13. Skepticism, 14. Research, 15. Evidence, 16. Trustworthiness, 17. Belief, 18. Credibility, 19. Inquiring minds, 2. Verification, 20. Seeking the truth., 3. Fact checking, 4. Doubt, 5. Uncertainty, 6. Questioning, 7. Confirmation, 8. Accuracy, 9. Authenticity, Crafty, Land, lol, True

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	3036
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	352
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a land filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean. So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, on this server, anything is possible.