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CraftyCommunist Minecraft Server

China, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommunist, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, ending, Foreign Minister, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, International cooperation, international relations, Invasion, Kuleba, military intervention, Minecraft, peace negotiations, russia, Server, talks, Ukraine, Visit

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1765	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Secret Passages Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine foreign minister kuleba visiting china in the game to talk about ending russia’s invasion… wait what? that’s right, we have real life diplomats playing minecraft to solve international conflicts! join us for the craziest diplomatic negotiations you’ll ever see, plus you can build a castle made out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

BlockyRetirementAge

Aging population, BlockyRetirementAge, China, Combat, delayed retirement, demographics, demographics crisis, employment, Government, labor force, Pension, policy, Population, population control, retirement age, retirement age extension, retirement age increase, retirement benefits, Social Issues, woes, Workforce

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have delayed retirement just like china!!! why retire when you can mine diamonds and build epic castles all day long??? population problems? not here, we have a thriving community of players who will keep you company as you battle creepers and explore the vast world of our server. plus, who needs retirement when you can be the king of the server and rule over your own virtual kingdom? join now and never worry about getting old, because in minecraft, age is just a number!

Ezartla: Survival with a Side of Chaos 1.21+

Adventure, base, blocks, Chaos, Community, Discord, Economy, Enchantments, Exploration, Ezartla, Features, gameplay, Griefers, Mechanics, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Side, smp, Survival, Updates, Version, world

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Emeralds Found:	6086
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	160	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Ezartla Survival Server Overview

Key Features
Land Claiming
Player-Run Economy
Ranks
Custom Enchantments
Massive World
Minecraft 1.21
And Much More

Connect With Us:

Server IP: play.ezartla.com

Join Our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/heZmyPvbny

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with Minecraft Java Edition?	Yes, Ezartla Survival Server is compatible with Minecraft Java Edition.
Are there any restrictions on building in the world?	Players can protect their creations using the land claiming system, but there are no specific building restrictions.
How can I earn ranks on the server?	Ranks can be earned through gameplay and achievements on the server.
Can I trade with other players on the server?	Yes, there is a player-run economy where players can trade, buy, and sell with each other.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchantments available for gear customization.

AverageLooks Minecraft Server

average looking, AverageLooks, BUILD, chad-sexual women, Chads, cis man, Code, crumbling, diggy hole, dividends, droid-like, dust, first world, funko pop, incel, INVISIBLE, Minecraft, plumber, purpose, Server, silent work, society, supporting, working hard, WORTH.., Yapping

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of being just another average Joe in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and become a legendary hero in a virtual world! No longer will you be invisible or feel unappreciated – here, your skills in coding, plumbing, digging holes, and building will be celebrated like never before.

Forget about society’s expectations and embrace your true calling as a Minecraft master. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some chad-sexual women who appreciate a man who can craft a mean pickaxe. So put down that Funko Pop and pick up your controller – your destiny awaits in our epic Minecraft server! Join now and start living your best blocky life.

LawlessCraft Minecraft Server

comprende, following rules, Justice, law, law and order, law enforcement, Law Enforcement Agencies, LawlessCraft, legal authority, Legal compliance, legal consequences, legal framework, legal jurisdiction, legal obligations, legal penalties, legal regulations, legal standards, Legal System, legal system enforcement, Minecraft, obeying the law., Rule of Law, Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7746
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Votes:	9363

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the law is the law, comprende? If you’re tired of those other servers where chaos reigns and there are no consequences for your actions, then you’ve come to the right place. On our server, we have a team of hilarious and over-the-top moderators who will enforce the law with an iron fist (or maybe just a feather duster, depending on their mood).

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare and exotic cheeses. Oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land of unicorns and rainbows?

So come on down to our server and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, on this server, the law is the law, comprende?

DadDemands Minecraft Server

AITAH, apologizing, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, cultural clash, Cultural differences, DadDemands, Dinner, Disrespect, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Father, Hotel, husband, in-laws, Marriage, Minecraft, reconciliation, relationships, Server, Ultimatum

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ores Mined:	8640	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	29	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for outrageous stories and wild adventures that will make you forget about real life drama.

Imagine a world where your father-in-law asks too many questions and your husband responds with TMI about your intimate moments. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

Build your own virtual hotel room and contemplate life choices while your in-game spouse sulks in the living room. Will you apologize to your pixelated family or stand your ground like a Minecraft warrior?

Experience the thrill of setting boundaries with explosive TNT blocks or create a peaceful oasis away from nosy in-laws. The choice is yours on our server!

So come join us for a unique gaming experience filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like ours?

JesusCraft: No Forcing Allowed!

Allowed, BIBLE, Christian Lifestyle, Christian Podcast, Christian values, Christianity, cross necklace, FORCING, Jesus, Jesus Christ Superstar, JesusCraft, musicals, Presbyterian church, religious beliefs, religious boundaries, religious devotion, religious discussions, religious expression, religious freedom, religious practices, religious tolerance

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with friends who turn every conversation into a sermon? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of Jessica and her never-ending Bible quotes! Our server is a safe space where you can explore, build, and mine without fear of being judged for not wearing a cross necklace. Plus, we have a strict “No Religious Rants” policy, so you can game in peace without someone asking if you’re better than Jesus. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where the only preaching comes from the villagers in the game! Join now and let’s mine away from the chaos of real life.

CraftyTime Minecraft Server

Afternoon, CraftyTime, Dawn, Day, daybreak, dusk, early morning, Evening, favourite time, Golden Hour, late night, magic hour, Midday, midnight, Minecraft, morning, night, nightfall, peak hours, Server, sunrise, sunset, Twilight

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1877
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Emeralds Found:	7599	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Do you know what time it is? It’s time to join our Minecraft server and embark on the most epic adventure of your life! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the dragon in a bake-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Minecraft gods.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! It’s the only place where you can experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

RedditCraft – The Ultimate Blocky Battle!

battle, Benefits, blocky, Community, comparison, debate, discussion, drawbacks, Features, Forums, internet, ONLINE, opinion, Platform, Popularity, Preference, reddit, RedditCraft, social media, Ultimate, user experience, user interface, User-generated content, voting system

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3419
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Are you tired of boring old Reddit and its endless debates over which is better, cats or dogs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate showdown between Reddit and X! Join us for epic battles where you can fight as either a cute little upvote or a fierce downvote. Choose your side wisely and dominate the server with your preferred memes and opinions. Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

GazaBlockerCraft

24-hour protection, athletes, Competition, crisis management., Diplomacy, France, France-Israel relations, Gaza tensions, GazaBlockerCraft, international relations, Israel, Israeli Olympics team, Middle East conflict, olympics, Peacekeeping, political tensions, Safety Measures, SECURITY, security detail, solidarity, sports

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	700
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mines Excavated:	3622
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crops Grown:	7329
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15

so, like, u know how france is all like, ooh la la with their fancy baguettes and stuff? well, guess what? they’re gonna be givin’ 24-hour protection to the israeli olympics team! like, whoa, that’s some serious stuff goin’ on there, right? i mean, tensions in gaza and all that jazz, but france is like, nah, we got your back, israel! so, if u wanna be part of a server that’s got that kind of support, then u gotta join us! we’re like the france of minecraft servers, always lookin’ out for our peeps and makin’ sure everyone’s safe and sound. plus, we got some crazy stories to tell, like that time a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point but we took ’em down with a diamond sword and a bucket of lava. yeah, we’re hardcore like that. so come on over and join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it!