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NoobNoTouchy

BEWARE, Caution, cautionary tales, dangerous situations, Experience, hard lessons, hard-earned knowledge, hard-won wisdom, learning the hard way, lessons learned, life advice, life experiences, life lessons, NoobNoTouchy, risky behavior, Risky Business, risky decisions, risky ventures, Valuable insights, wisdom

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you’re brave enough to take on the legendary Creeper King who farts explosive TNT blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage cousin, the Ender Llama, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by teleporting them to random locations.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with danger, chaos, and plenty of laughs, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

Putin’s Block Party Minecraft Server

alliance solidarity, biden, BLOCK, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic negotiations, eastern europe, forceful speech, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global leadership, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, Party, peacekeeping efforts, putin, Putins, sanctions, security measures, Server, Ukraine, world politics

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9059
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

lolz come join this epic minecraft server where we stop putin like biden tells nato!!! we build giant walls to keep out the evil russian creepers and ride polar bears into battle against the communist zombies. our leader biden gives inspiring speeches before every raid, pumping us up to fight for freedom and democracy in the minecraft world. join now and be a hero in the war against putin’s pixel army!!!

CzechCraft: TrashyRussiaLOL

controversial remarks, czech republic, CzechCraft, Czechia, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European diplomacy, european union, foreign affairs, global politics, government statements, international relations, name-calling, political tension, russia, Russian government, Slavic nations, trash of humanity, TrashyRussiaLOL

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4212
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the players are like, totally insane? like, they build the craziest stuff and have the most epic battles ever!

one time, this player built a giant chicken that shot lasers out of its eyes and destroyed an entire village! it was so epic, everyone was like, “woah, that’s so cool!”

and another time, there was this epic battle between two players where they rode on flying pigs and shot fireballs at each other! it was like something out of a movie, but way cooler because it was in minecraft!

oh, and did i mention that the admins on this server are like, the funniest people ever? they’re always pulling pranks on the players and making everyone laugh. one time, they turned the entire world upside down just for fun!

so, if you want to join a minecraft server that’s totally crazy and full of epicness, you should totally join this one! trust me, you won’t regret it!

ForgetCraft: Unreliable Memories

accurate memory, cognitive memory, ForgetCraft, human memory, Memories, Memory, memory accuracy, memory cognition, memory consolidation, Memory distortion, memory encoding, memory errors, memory formation, memory function, memory processing., memory recall, memory reliability, memory retention, memory retrieval, memory storage, reliable memory, unreliable

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4606
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Potions Brewed:	95	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

join this epic minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha cha slide. we have a secret underground disco made entirely of diamond blocks and glowstone. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know they’re magical.

build a house out of rainbow wool and ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie army. our players are all secretly wizards who can summon dragons with a flick of their wand.

explore our vast world filled with hidden treasure chests and mysterious portals to other dimensions. join us and become part of the craziest minecraft community on the internet. remember, reality is just a suggestion here.

CraftyAutophagyFun

Alteration, antineoplastic, antineoplastic effects, antiretroviral drugs, Autophagy, Cancer, cancer cell autophagy, Cell Death, CraftyAutophagyFun, Drugs, Effective, Impact, Mechanism, potentiate, repurposing, Understanding

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4519
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	532	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, the antineoplastic effects of the server are off the charts, man. It’s like, altering cancer cell autophagy and potentiatin’ cell death left and right.

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. You gotta see it to believe it, dude. And like, the impact of the antiretroviral drugs on autophagy? It’s like, mind-blowing, man.

So, like, if you wanna repurpose your Minecraft experience and have a blast with some crazy cool features, you gotta join this server, bro. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make, I swear. So, like, what are you waitin’ for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

LargeGF Minecraft Server

big girls, DATING, funny, gf, humor, internet culture, Large, LargeGF, lonely, longing, meme, Meme culture, Minecraft, no, online dating, plus size women, relationship, sad, Server, single, social media, tfw, unrequited love

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	1480	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	27
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Enchantments Applied:	272	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft worlds with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we guarantee you will find the biggest, baddest, and most beautiful Minecraft girlfriend you could ever imagine! Our players have reported finding love at first block, and some have even built entire castles to impress their pixelated partners. So come join us and let’s see if you can find your own large GF to conquer the Minecraft world with!

ArasakaCraft Minecraft Server

2020, 2077, Advanced technology, Arasaka, ArasakaCraft, blown into million pieces, brain tumor, Corporation, cure, Cyberpunk, dystopian society, ethical dilemmas, futuristic, Human, medical advancements, medical miracles, Minecraft, Powerful, reconstruct, resurrect, science fiction, Server, Technology

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dragons Tamed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to cure all your virtual brain tumors while you build and explore to your heart’s content! Our server is so advanced, we can even reconstruct and resurrect your pixelated character if they happen to get blown into a million pieces by a creeper explosion. Who needs Arasaka when you have us to save the day in the virtual world? Join now for a wild ride full of insane stories and outrageous adventures!

PhonelessLoveCraft

Attention, Autonomy, Boundaries, busy schedules, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, Date night, Digital Detox, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, Listening, petty arguments, phone addiction, PhonelessLoveCraft, public display, quality time, relationship, Respect, restaurant etiquette, Understanding

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	2110
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life relationship drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your girlfriend problems behind! No more arguments over petty issues or phone distractions during lunch dates.

On our server, you can build your dream world without any interruptions from a significant other who just can’t seem to put down their phone. No more worrying about embarrassing your partner in public or feeling like the bad guy for trying to get their attention.

Join us for a drama-free, phone-free Minecraft experience where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time without any relationship drama getting in the way. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing over who gets to use the phone next!

CraftyBoomers

age, Campaign, candidates, CraftyBoomers, debate, Decision making, election, Experience, generational shift, Government, leadership, Maturity, policy, Politics, president, public opinion, qualifications, Retirement, society, term limits, Voting

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring political debates and endless discussions about the age of our president candidates? Well, come join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and the only debate is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue!

Our server is so lit that even the ghosts of past presidents come to play. George Washington was last seen building a redstone contraption that could launch him across the map in seconds. And don’t even get me started on Abraham Lincoln’s epic roller coaster ride through the Nether.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about the age of our president candidates again because in our world, everyone is a blocky hero fighting off creepers and building epic structures. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the political drama behind!

AI vs. Disinfo Minecraft Server

ai technology, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, digital manipulation, disinfo, disinformation campaign, election interference, fake news, foreign relations, government-backed, information warfare, intelligence agencies, Interference, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, russia, Server, social media, Technology, US

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we disrupt russian government-backed disinformation campaigns with our epic AI technology!!! we be like the avengers of minecraft, fighting off evil bots and trolls with our mad skills and epic teamwork!! join us for a crazy adventure full of twists and turns, where you never know what will happen next!! plus, we have the best parties in town with unlimited cake and fireworks!!! so what are you waiting for?? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!!