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LoomingLatinoMC SMP

alpha male, Body language, Cultural differences, DOMINANCE, height difference, Hispanic, influence, intimidation, Latino, LoomingLatinoMC, machismo, Masculinity, nonverbal communication, peer pressure, physical presence, power dynamics, Size Comparison, smp, social hierarchy, social interactions, societal expectations, stature

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Towns Built:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Alien Abductions:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Divine Spears Created:	29	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just a basic blockhead? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where one player literally looms over his fellow Latino players. That’s right, he’s so tall that he has to duck to avoid hitting his head on the clouds! And that’s not all – rumor has it that he can build an entire castle in the time it takes you to mine one measly block of dirt. So if you want to join a server where the players are larger than life and the adventures are out of this world, come join us today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Doorstop Hideout Minecraft Server

construction site, door propped open, Doorstop, fire safety, fire warden, hidden items, hidden objects, HIDEOUT, Minecraft, NHS Hospital, office dynamics, office games, office humor, office politics, Revenge, Server, staff room, workplace conflict, workplace etiquette, workplace hierarchy, workplace pranks, workplace tension

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Buildings Constructed:	29	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take doorstop wars to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of hiding doorstoppers in the staff room, just like in this epic tale.

As the appointed Fire Warden of our virtual office, you’ll have the power to keep those pesky doors closed and watch as your fellow players try to outsmart you with different types of doorstops. Will they use a plastic one, a wooden one, or even a brick with a smiley face? The possibilities are endless!

But be warned, once you start this doorstop war, there’s no turning back. You’ll find yourself sneaking around, hiding doorstops in secret places, and laughing maniacally as you watch your friends scramble to find them.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the doorstop games begin! Who will emerge victorious in this battle of wits and doorstops? Only time will tell.

MomRageCraft

academic honors core 40, academic pressure, aita, communication breakdown, education decisions, emotional outburst, family dynamics, freshman, generational differences, MomRageCraft, mother-daughter conflict, parental expectations, personal growth, regular core 40, school counselor, screamed at mother, smartest kids, State, teenage rebellion, Therapist

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Zombie Dances:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your intelligence and test your skills? Look no further than our server, where we only accept the top 3 smartest kids in the state!

Join us and prove to your mom that you are smart enough for the academic honors core 40. Our therapist-approved challenges will have you yelling “I’m a freshman and I can do it!”

Don’t listen to your mom, she’s just jealous she couldn’t make the cut. Join our server and show her that you are more than capable of conquering the regular core 40 and beyond. Who needs a teacher when you have us to guide you to victory?

So, are you in? Or are you gonna let your mom’s doubts hold you back? Join now and let’s show her who’s boss!

Skillz4All – Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, essential skills, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, Minecraft, personal growth, problem solving, professional development, resilience, skill development, Skillz4All, smp, teamwork, technology skills, Time management, universal skills

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3023
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	78	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Votes:	7341	Love Letters Sent:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a pro player? Look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP! Join us and learn the most important skill of all – mastering the art of building giant chicken statues that shoot laser beams out of their eyes!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also learn how to tame wild llamas and ride them into battle against hordes of evil zombie villagers. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Crafting Memes, Not Diamonds

contemporary expressions, Crafting, current vernacular, cyber language, diamonds, digital age, digital slang, futuristic language, internet culture, internet memes, memes, millennial speak, modern jargon, modern phrases, modern terminology, online communication, pop culture references, Slang, social media, tech advancements, Technology, viral trends

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Magic Items Found:	3267
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	204
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where saying “I’ll just Google it” is a normal thing? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be Googling is how to survive a creeper explosion!

Back in the day, if you told someone you were going to spend hours building a virtual world out of blocks, they would have thought you were crazy. But now, it’s the norm! So why not join our server and show off your block-building skills to the world?

Forget about boring old reality, come join our server where you can ride pigs, battle dragons, and even build a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon! Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living out all your wildest Minecraft dreams! Just don’t forget to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good!

BorderRuin Minecraft Server

border, BorderRuin, Conflict, Crisis, Danon, destabilization, Diplomacy, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, regional conflict, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, Warning, Withdrawal

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9934
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Emeralds Found:	3053
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be in the middle of some intense political drama? well do we have the server for u!

join our server where u can be danon, the ultimate minecraft warrior, taking on hezbollah in an epic battle for the border! will u be able to save lebanon from ruin? or will u lead them to victory? the choice is yours, my dude.

but wait, there’s more! not only do u get to be a part of this intense conflict, but u also get to build ur own epic base, mine for diamonds like a boss, and ride around on llamas all day long.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the chaos begin! but remember, if u don’t withdraw from the border now, u might just lead lebanon to ruin. no pressure tho.

BreadBedSoapCraft

asylum seekers, Bed.., Bread, BreadBedSoapCraft, budget cuts, economic impact, european union, germany, government policy, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, integration, migrant benefits, migrant crisis, migrant rights, Refugees, soap, social services, social welfare, support services

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4621
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we give u more than just bed, bread, and soap! we give u DIAMONDS, EMERALDS, and GOLD! our server is so lit, even germany is reducing migrant benefits just to join us!

imagine mining for diamonds while fighting off creepers and zombies with your bare hands! our server is so hardcore, even herobrine is scared to log on!

join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the dankest memes you’ve ever seen in minecraft! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend in our server!

CrocSharkCowCraft

ancient marine life, ancient predators, ancient sea cow, Animal Behavior, crocodile attack, CrocSharkCowCraft, extinct species, fossil analysis, fossil discoveries, fossil evidence, Fossil records, marine animals, marine ecosystems, marine fossils, paleoecology, Paleontology, predator attacks, predator-prey relationships, prehistoric creatures, sea creatures, shark predation

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Alien Abductions:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got ancient sea cows gettin’ wrecked by crocs and eaten by sharks! it’s like a crazy prehistoric battle royale up in dis minecraft world. come witness the madness and maybe even ride a sea cow into battle against the crocs and sharks. u ain’t never seen nothin’ like it, so join now and experience the ultimate survival showdown!

MonkeMania Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenging, Combat, comparison, Difficult, Entertaining, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, indie, Minecraft, monke game, MonkeMania, MONKEY, platformer, puzzle, review, Server, Soulslike, strategy, video game

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Oh boy, do we have a treat for you on our Minecraft server! This place is so bananas, you’ll feel like a monke swinging through the trees! And let me tell you, this game is so hard, it’ll make Dark Souls look like a walk in the park. We’ve got mobs that will make you cry like a baby zombie, and challenges that will test your skills like never before. But hey, if you survive long enough, you might just unlock the secret to becoming the ultimate monke warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the monke game!

BoboCraft SMP: The Adventures of Boobooooo

adult humor, Adventures, anal hole cream, ass raping, Bobo, BoboCraft, Boobooooo, boundary-pushing, controversial, crude language, dark humor, edgy comedy, explicit content, explicit lyrics, fetish, green cock, inappropriate, offensive, oh booooboooooo, sexual innuendo, sexual references, shock value, smp, taboo

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your green cock on the leaderboard and engage in some hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

But beware, because in this world, you never know when someone might try to sneak up on you with some anal hole cream. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so make sure you’re always prepared for some unexpected surprises.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for some epic adventures, outrageous pranks, and maybe even a little ass raping (just kidding…maybe). It’s all in good fun on our insane Minecraft server!