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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 7728 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 552602 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3634 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who commands an army of feathered warriors ready to do battle at a moment’s notice. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to ride it.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be hilarious)!