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Crafty SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2179
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a server experience like no other, where we have more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!

And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of your country and join a world where multi-billion dollar corporations are held accountable for their crimes… by getting blown up by creepers!

Join us and fight against the corrupt overlords of your world by building epic structures, teaming up with fellow players, and unleashing your inner warrior against the evil forces that seek to control everything.

Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem on our server? Join now and let’s show those corrupt corporations who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

WhisperCraft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate ASMR experience! Join us and trigger your Autonomous Sensory Minecraft Response with tingling sensations throughout your body as you mine, build, and craft your way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so relaxing that just listening to our binaural audio will have you feeling like you’re floating on a cloud. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server to give players relaxing massages with enchanted diamond pickaxes.

So come on down to our ASMR Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate tingling sensation that will have you saying “block me up, buttercup!”

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clubs, exclusive items, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	3884	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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HoloJP’s Chill Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5596
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9710	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Star Shards Collected:	111
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	715
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who grants wishes to all who can find him. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples just by giving the Diamond Pig a high-five!

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm? Plus, our custom mini-games include a parkour course made entirely of lava and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with your friends in epic sword fights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, holoJP approved 😉

Celeste’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8175
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Potions Brewed:	141
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are there any other games like Celeste? Well, have you ever heard of our Minecraft SMP server? It’s like Celeste, but instead of climbing a mountain, you’re building your own epic base on top of a floating island in the sky! And instead of battling evil spirits, you’re battling creepers and zombies who are trying to steal your diamonds!

Join our server for a chance to meet the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it they can build a functioning roller coaster in under 10 minutes and have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples hidden somewhere on the map.

So if you’re looking for a gaming experience that’s just as challenging and rewarding as Celeste, but with a whole lot more explosions and shenanigans, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP server! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft legend in the making.

Pixel Outrage Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and outrageous gaming experience of your life! We promise to deliver more drama than a soap opera and more twists than a pretzel factory.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, in a pixelated world far, far away, there was a player who stumbled upon our server. Little did they know, they were about to embark on the wildest adventure of their virtual life.

Imagine a world where Ciri from The Witcher series is not just a character, but the ultimate protagonist. That’s right, forget Geralt, Ciri is here to slay dragons, build castles, and conquer the virtual realm like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret quests, hidden treasures, and unexpected plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that will make Game of Thrones look like a tea party.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare to be amazed, entertained, and utterly obsessed with the craziness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

Proud Country Achiever Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1288
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Dragon Eggs Found:	4241	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and help us fight off the Ukrainian bloodsuckers who are trying to steal our virtual resources! We may not have much in real life, but in the world of Minecraft, we are rich beyond our wildest dreams. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual pitchfork to fend off any pesky leeches that try to steal your diamonds. So come on, join us and let’s show those Ukrainian leeches who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Redpill Resistance Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Emeralds Found:	5387	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Animals Bred:	142	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is a normie? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the woke gamers out there!

Join us if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe hidden within the pixels of Minecraft. Our mountains of redpills will open your third eye and reveal the truth about everything. And if you don’t believe us, well, you must either be mentally handicapped or a kike/demon. It’s the only logical explanation, right?

So come on, join our server and embark on a journey of enlightenment and conspiracy theories. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate truth behind Herobrine and the Illuminati’s involvement in Minecraft. Don’t be a normie, join us now!

””/dlg/ – Crafty Deadlock SMP”’

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	160
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5272	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on our server and embark on wild adventures with a community of players who are as insane as they come.

Want to join? Just post your Steam profile and ask – but be prepared to accept a friend request because we don’t accept anyone who’s too “autistic” (whatever that means).

To git gud, make sure you do the tutorial and get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode. Explore public item builds and play bot matches to hone your skills.

But that’s not all – we have an unofficial wiki that’s as wild as the server itself, and a new player guide that will have you laughing out loud. And don’t forget our advanced movement guide, because you never know when you’ll need to do some crazy parkour in the middle of a battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!