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“We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

activism, CHANGE, Democracy, don’t pick oranglini, empowerment, equality, fight the powers, freedom, Gonna, Justice, Minecraft, our life, our song, political activism, Power to the people, protest, resistance, Rig, rigging, right to choose, smp, voting rights, you don’t belong

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

Crafty People Minecraft Server

Communication, Crafty, extroversion, extrovert, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Hermit, Insecurity, introversion, Introvert, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Minecraft, people, relationships, self worth, Server, Social, social anxiety, Social Skills, social validation, socializing, validation, validation seeking

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1774
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Potions Brewed:	28	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42

Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Archive, Autumn Livestream, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, Event Pre-Registration, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, Kikyou, Koyuki, kurokage, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nagisa, PVs, Renge, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Toki, Yukari

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ores Mined:	5726	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

Ambush, ambush awareness, ambush countermeasures, ambush defense, ambush escape, ambush evasion, ambush preparedness, ambush prevention, ambush response, ambush response tactics, ambush response training, ambush security, ambush strategy, ambush survival, ambush tactics, ambush techniques, ambush traps, Minecraft, Server, trap design, trap placement, Traps

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Star Shards Collected:	269	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

4K60, Advanced technology, Alternatives, Digital Media, diy projects, Encoderless, Encoding, Hardware, high resolution, innovation, Mainstream, Minecraft, mini computers, multimedia, Raspberry Pi, SBCS, smp, tech solutions, Technology, Video, video encoders, video processing, video production, video streaming

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5303
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8619
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

animal, cat, Climax, control, Cumming, disbelief, Erotic, EXCITEMENT, Feline, funny, INTENSE, Minecraft, orgasm, overwhelmed, Pleasure, reaction, Sensation, Sensual, Server, STOP, Surprise, uncontrollable

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Void Armor Forged:	26	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	2691
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9663
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Sparkle World Minecraft server

Anarchy, Custom Items, Minecraft, Server, Sparkle World, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

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Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

blocky, cultural norms, discrimination, implicit bias, Minecraft, prejudice, Privilege, racial awareness, racial bias, racial dynamics, racial education, racial identity, racial inequality, racial justice, racial prejudice, racial sensitivity, racism, Server, social justice, societal conditioning, Stereotypes, systemic racism, white people

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4135
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	1855	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	New Chunks Explored:	120403
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep).

The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition

Aggie, AO3 page, Blender models, Downloads, Edition, Fang board playlists, Greentext Mega, Guide, hug the gator, Low Poly models, LUNARA, Lunaras, Mighty, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, saturday, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snootboorus, thread archives

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Snoot Game mod where you can hug gators and the Fang board mod where you can listen to music playlists that will make your pickaxe swing faster!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?

So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!