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CraftyMilei123

argentina, austerity measures, CraftyMilei123, deficit, deficit reduction, economic growth, economic recovery, economic reform, economic stability, Economy, financial crisis, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, Government, inflation, long-term planning, milei, monetary policy, national budget, Politics, public debt

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Farms Harvested:	685
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join this server! it’s so lit that even milei ended argentina’s deficit after 123 years on it! imagine what u can accomplish here! build the craziest structures, battle epic monsters, and even find hidden treasure! plus, the community is so awesome that u’ll never wanna leave! so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Moonbat

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, Ip:, maintenance, Minigames, Moonbat, player events, progress, Safe, see you there, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, Updates, Version

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8727
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Void Gems Collected:	28	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Moonbat [semi-vanilla]
Host	Max8abug
Server Features	Survival SMP, Creative Server, Griefing-Allowed SMP, Minigames
Server IP	moonbat.ddns.net
Version	1.21.1

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Will my progress be safe on the SMP maps?

Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so you can trust that your progress will be safe.

2. What kind of player events do you run on the server?

We occasionally run player events with survival rewards, such as scavenger hunts or building competitions.

3. Are griefing and PvP allowed on all servers?

Griefing is only allowed on one of the SMP maps. PvP is usually enabled in most areas, but some regions may have specific rules or restrictions.

4. Can I join the server with a different Minecraft version?

You must have the specified version (1.21.1) to join the Moonbat server.

5. Is there a whitelist to join the server?

No, the server is open to all players who want to join and play.

Samurai Era Quest 1.20.3

#Swordsmanship, 1.20.3, Anime, Bakumatsu, Beautiful, Body, coverage, Edo period, era, historical, Japanese media, Kaori-dono, Kenshin Himura, kyoto, Manga, Meiji Restoration, Quest, Rurouni Kenshin, Samurai, Sengoku Jidai, shinsengumi, Taisho Era, time period

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through time and space, but like, in block form. Forget about Sengoku Jidai or Taisho Era, we’re all about that Rurouni Kenshin vibe, ya feel me?

And let me tell you, Kaori-dono’s body in this server is like, next level beautiful. Like, we’re talking pixelated perfection, man. You gotta see it to believe it, it’s like a work of art created by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and experience a whole new world where anything is possible, even time-traveling samurais and stunning pixelated beauties. It’s a trip you won’t regret, I promise.

Ugly2AttractiveMC

attractiveness, Body language, Confidence, dating advice, emotional intelligence, fashion, FITNESS, Grooming, haircare, hygiene, image makeover, mental health, personal growth, Personality development, self esteem, self improvement, skincare, Social Skills, Style tips, ugly man, Ugly2AttractiveMC

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3157
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Buildings Constructed:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	894
Animals Bred:	162	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of being an ugly Minecraft player? Do you want to be the hottest pixelated stud in town? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and watch as your blocky avatar transforms into a Minecraft heartthrob with just a few clicks. Our server is equipped with magical potions that will give you the perfect skin, hair, and even a killer outfit to make all the other players drool. Say goodbye to being a Minecraft outcast and hello to being the pixelated hottie you’ve always dreamed of!

Pumpkraft Modded MC

atm 9, Claim protection, Community, everyone, Homes, Ip:, Medieval, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Network, ONLINE, Playtime ranks, Positive, Productive, Pumpkraft, PvP, Rtp, Server, Staff, tpa system, welcome

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

PumpKraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Modpack	Server IP
Medieval MC 4 [FORGE] 1.20.1 v30	mmc4.pumpkraft.net
All The Mods 9: To the Skies v1.1.3	tts9.pumpkraft.net

Extra Features:

Feel free to join our server directly or join our Discord for more information!

FAQs:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server directly using the provided server IPs or join our Discord for more information.

Q: What modpacks are used on the server?

A: The server currently runs Medieval MC 4 [FORGE] 1.20.1 and All The Mods 9: To the Skies v1.1.3 modpacks.

Q: What are the extra features of the server?

A: Some of the extra features include toggleable PvP status, claim protection, homes/rtp/tpa system, playtime ranks, and 24/7 staff availability.

Q: Is the community welcoming to new players?

A: Yes, we always strive to create a positive and inclusive community where everyone is welcome to join and enjoy the game.

Ejaculator’s Adventure 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventure, Ejaculators, gooner, Guide, Masturbation, one pump chump, premature ejaculation, self worth, sexual confidence, sexual desire, sexual dysfunction, Sexual empowerment, sexual frustration, sexual fulfillment, sexual health, Sexual intimacy, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual techniques, submissive, women superiority

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magic Items Found:	3152
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of self-discovery and humiliation!

Build your own virtual dungeon to reflect your innermost desires and insecurities!

Explore a world where women reign supreme and you are just a lowly peasant begging for their attention!

Experience the thrill of being a one pump chump in a safe and supportive environment!

Join now and unleash your submissive side in ways you never thought possible!

Don’t miss out on the chance to embrace your true gooner nature and submit to the power of women!

Come play on our server and let your wildest fantasies run wild!

Crazy Craft Conundrum

#youtube, American, Bitches, commentary, complaining, Content Creator, conundrum, Craft, crazy, Cultural differences, Culture Shock, Diversity, humor, identity crisis, influencer, International, jewtuber, satire, social media, Stereotypes, travel, vlogger

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2186
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Votes:	6050

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe, where we got American Jewtubers going all over the place and complaining non-stop about everything! Like, seriously, why are they always like this? But hey, if you’re down for some wild adventures and unpredictable shenanigans, then come join us on this epic server! Build, mine, explore, and just have a blast with us! Don’t miss out, join now! Let’s get this party started, woohoo! 🎉🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness

HonduranCraft Minecraft Server

base, central america, deportations, foreign relations, Honduran, Honduran President, HonduranCraft, immigration, Immigration Policy, leader, Mass Deportations, military base, Minecraft, national security, orders, Politics, push, Server, threatens, trump, Trump administration, U.S. Military, united states

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1579

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u wanna have a good time? well, dis server is da bomb dot com, u gotta join cuz it’s like a party in ur computer, but wit blocks and stuff.

we got a crazy story for u, so like, dis honduran leader, he’s all like “yo, u better not deport my peeps or i’m gonna kick u.s. military out of my base.” can u believe dat? it’s like a soap opera, but in minecraft.

join our server and u can be part of da drama, build ur own base and defend it from crazy honduran leaders. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so what u waiting for? come join da fun and let’s make minecraft great again!

CraftyCash500

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dimension Hops:	7

omg u guyz u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz itz da only place where u can find da secret to becoming one of da world’s 500 richest people!!! we got diamondz for dayz and emeraldz galore, u gonna be swimmin in wealth like scrooge mcduck in no time!!! join now and u might just surpass $10 trillion in wealth dis year, no joke!!! don’t miss out on dis once in a lifetime opportunity, come join us and start ur journey to becoming a minecraft millionaire!!!

United Lands

alliances, cosmetic, Custom Items, discord community, dynamic world map, Earth Map, Epic battles, Fair Play, Geopolitical, geopolitical strategy, Immersive, immersive gameplay, immersive roleplay, Lands, marketplace, player-driven, Roleplay, smp, strategy, towny-based, United, vast lands

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Buildings Constructed:	37	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Join United Lands: A Premier Geopolitical Earth SMP Experience!

Features
🌍 Step into a World Like No Other!	🎥 Watch Our Trailer	🛠️ Engage in Deep Gameplay	💹 Progress Your Way	💵 Player-Driven Economy	💸 Fair Play – No Pay-to-Win	⚔️ Epic Wars and Thrilling Combat

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by entering the IP: play.unitedlands.org in your Minecraft client.
Is there a Discord community?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.unitedlands.org
Are there in-game advantages for donations?	No, all store items are purely cosmetic and donations offer no in-game advantages.
What type of gameplay is available on the server?	Players can engage in deep gameplay including building towns, roleplaying, and participating in epic wars and combat.
Can I view the server’s world map?	Yes, you can view the dynamic world map at https://map.unitedlands.org