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  • "Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

    "Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 2593
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Towns Built: 9 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Ores Mined: 1063 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Animals Bred: 45 Endless Legions Commanded: 32
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

    Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

    So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server

    Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 1180
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your dad’s wedding drama seem like child’s play? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (or until your dad’s fiancée tries to bond with you over your diamond sword collection).

    Join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you’ll survive the next creeper attack. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures with friends who understand the importance of building the perfect castle?

    So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Your dad’s fiancée may be annoying, but our server is anything but!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WifeOverDaughterCraft

    WifeOverDaughterCraft
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 8127
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Animals Bred: 71
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3232 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 23

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tantrums and family drama for a world of blocky fun!

    Our server is so peaceful, even Hailey would stop throwing tantrums just to play on it. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude anyone for acting like a child – in fact, we encourage it! Let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and explore with other players.

    With our server, you can leave all the family drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only tantrums are from creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the real world behind – we promise not to text you about choosing blocks over family!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LoveStruck SMP

    LoveStruck SMP
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 4186
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Magic Items Found: 8114
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4802 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 14 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

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    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate to build epic bases and conquer dungeons together? Look no further, because our SMP is the place where love blooms faster than a creeper explosion!

    Join us and you might just find your first love in the form of a fellow player who shares your passion for pixelated pigs and blocky landscapes. Who needs Tinder when you can find your perfect match while fighting off hordes of zombies in a haunted mansion?

    Forget about boring old survival mode, because on our SMP, every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic pranks that will make you question your trust in your fellow players to treasure hunts that will test your parkour skills, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, don’t be shy! Join our SMP and who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends about that time you accidentally blew up your entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Love is in the air, and it smells like burning netherrack!

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  • BlockyConspiracy

    BlockyConspiracy
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 7526
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Potions Brewed: 182
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 18

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to uncover the truth about the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that only the bravest players can find it, but beware – the mine is guarded by a pack of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can also embark on a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, said to grant the player unlimited power and riches. Many have tried and failed to find it, but maybe you have what it takes to succeed!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove to the world that you have what it takes to uncover the mysteries of Minecraft! Remember, the truth is out there – you just have to dig deep enough to find it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BeirutBoom Minecraft Server

    BeirutBoom Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 4837
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Potions Brewed: 76 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Chimeras Created: 3

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    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting airstriked is your boring old world! we got explosions galore and crazy battles that will make your head spin like a beyblade on crack.

    we have 31 players already killed in epic pvp battles, but don’t worry, we got plenty more where that came from. join now and be part of the chaos, because who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem instead?

    so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old fart who likes peace and quiet, then maybe stay away).

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan

    NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 3088
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Cursed Lands Purified: 5

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    so, like, ukraine is like, totally gonna join nato and get all these sick weapons, right? but, like, before they do that, they need to practice their skills in minecraft! that’s where our server comes in, dude.

    join our server and help ukraine prepare for their epic victory! we’ve got crazy challenges and epic battles that will totally get you ready for the real deal. plus, you’ll get to hang out with other players who are just as hyped about ukraine’s victory plan as you are!

    so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and help ukraine kick some serious butt in nato! it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming

    Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 5688
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9234 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Crystal Wands Charged: 7

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    Come join our epic Minecraft server where the global temps are always a balmy 36°C! Forget about boring old Earth, we have our own crazy climate where you can build and survive in extreme conditions. Our server is so hot, it’s like living in a sauna 24/7!

    We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.

    So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EnderLife

    EnderLife
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 4110
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Villages Defended: 20 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Astral Projections Made: 3

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    EnderLife Lifesteal SMP Join the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

    Custom Economy – Manage Cash, Tokens, Points, and complete Quests Custom Hearts – 10 Unique Heart Types for thrilling gameplay Crates and Ranks – 5 Crates, 5 Purchasable Ranks, and 3 Obtainable Ranks Custom Enchantments and Skills – Upgrade gear and level up Skills Unique Worlds – Explore Better End Island, Custom Overworld, and more Upcoming – Upgradeable Spawners and Minions EULA-Friendly – Fair gameplay, focused on players. Not a business minded server

    Java IP: play.enderlife.online:25679 Bedrock IP: play.enderlife.online | Port: 25679 Cracked server – everyone is welcome

    play.enderlife.online:25679

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  • Carl Lam MTR Server

    Carl Lam MTR Server
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 3575
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Buildings Constructed: 22
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 27 Potions Brewed: 22
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Mineshafts Explored: 4

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    This Server Is modded server, so you can’t join with IP only. By Carl Lam and Omar Cube. And don’t forget to join Discord Server Befor Join The Minecraft Server

    194.153.216.153:25669

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