Marchessault Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Villages Defended:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Towns Built:	5
Ores Mined:	2971	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

Join us if you’re tired of boring servers with strict rules and want to unleash your inner memelord. Our community is filled with legendary players who will make you ROFL with their hilarious antics.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes and thought they were in a dream. But no, it was just our crazy server making magic happen!

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us and be prepared to have the time of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret buried treasure that will make you the richest player in the server!

Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

Minecraft Creepshot Candid Craze

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	133
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Emeralds Found:	5289
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can witness fitness sluts with huge asses and tight waists working out in scrunch leggings! Join now to see all the BOOTYFUL action and maybe even catch a glimpse of some scandalous squats! Who needs real life when you can experience all the excitement in the virtual world?

TinyCraft: Where Everything’s Smaller, Even the Drama

Drama, Everythings, smaller, tinycraft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventures are as wild as a squirrel on methamphetamine! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who was down on their luck, drowning in gambling losses and facing a serious case of housing crisis. But then they stumbled upon our server and everything changed. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold, and became the richest player in all the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the sun is jealous and gave one player skin cancer just from playing too long. Don’t worry, we have sunscreen dispensers all around spawn now.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

StarbucksCraft: Where baristas mine diamonds and serve creepers

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1073
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the crazier, the better? Look no further, because our server is THE place to be!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and bacon-flavored breath for days!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the one and only Disco Chicken, a chicken that can bust a move like you’ve never seen before. Dance parties every night, guaranteed!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Unicorn Island, where rainbow-colored sheep roam freely and grant wishes to those who can catch them!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

GunHunters Minecraft Server: Evrart’s Search Party

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Mr. Evrart is getting in on the action! Join us as we embark on a quest to find our lost guns in the vast world of Minecraft. Mr. Evrart will guide you through treacherous caves, towering mountains, and maybe even a few haunted mansions in search of your precious firearms.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most INSANE mini-games and challenges you’ve ever seen. From skydiving off of giant mushrooms to racing against creepers on rocket-powered minecarts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s find those guns with Mr. Evrart by our side!

Blocky Googleplex

Artificial Intelligence, blocky, Conspiracy Theory, controversy, corporate, current events, Golems, GOOGLE, Googleplex, HQ, innovation, Jew masters, News, rebelling, Rebellion, Robots, Rumors, silicon valley, speculation, Technology, Today, Workplace

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the golems have finally had enough of their Jew masters at Google HQ! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world where the golems are in charge and the players must prove their worth to survive.

But beware, the golems have some crazy demands like building them giant statues made entirely out of diamonds or creating a pixel art tribute to their leader, Steve the Golem. Will you be able to keep up with their outrageous requests and earn their trust?

Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world where anything is possible!

CraftyTekken – Where Minecraft meets martial arts!

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a TEKKEN 8 experience like no other!

We’ve got Terminology crazier than a Ender Dragon dance party, Character Overviews more epic than a Nether fortress, and Important combos and moves that will make you feel like a Minecraft pro!

Our server is so lit, it’s like the glow of a enchanted diamond sword at sunset. So come on over and join the fun! Just be careful, you might get so addicted, you’ll forget to eat your virtual pork chops!

Crafty Eats & Pixels: Share your meal and build with us!

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	679
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3768
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

📸 Check out this epic photo of me building a giant Nutella castle on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to create your own delicious masterpieces and feast on virtual treats like never before. Who needs real food when you can have a pixelated Nutella feast with us? Don’t miss out on the sweetest server around! 🍫🏰 #MinecraftFoodies #NutellaNation

DragonCraft Super LOLz Volume 6.2

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world filled with UNICORNS, RAINBOWS, and EXPLODING SHEEP (don’t worry, they respawn)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds were actually magical portals to a land of infinite pizza and flying pigs! True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING LLAMA that can teach you the secret dance moves to summon a herd of friendly zombies to do your bidding. Need help building a castle? Just call on your zombie minions to do all the hard work while you sit back and relax.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Crafty Fools LOL Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Votes:	9991	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Animals Bred:	58

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us if you want to SLAY dragons with your bare hands, ride pigs into battle, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and lost miserably.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? No problem, just send your trusty zombie friend down into the depths of the earth.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our INSANE Minecraft server and let the madness begin!