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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 6253 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 654 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!