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SlapCraft SMP – >mfw arseshite will get slapped 3-2 (4-2…LOL

42…LOL, AGG, arseshite, big 6, champions league, Defeat, done, Elite, football, gtmfw, helmut kickers, Humiliation, Lab, livershite, manure, marbella fc, mfw, premier league, SlapCraft, SLAPPED, smp, spanked, sports, valencia sportif

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of getting slapped around in other Minecraft SMPs like arseshite, livershite, and manure? Well, fear not because our server is here to save you from embarrassment! Join us and experience the thrill of dominating your opponents like Valencia Sportif, Marbella FC, and Helmut Kickers!

We don’t mess around with the “big 6” – we’re in a league of our own, where only the elite survive. So if you’re ready to show off your skills and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion, then come join us and let the games begin! Who knows, you might even get to slap around some of the so-called “elite” players yourself. 😉

ShellfishSneak911

allergic reaction, attempted murder, betrayal by sister, calling the police, family betrayal, family conflict, family drama, food allergy, hospital incident, severe allergic reaction, shellfish allergy, ShellfishSneak911, sibling betrayal, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, sister betrayal, sister’s betrayal, toxic family dynamics, trust broken, trust violation

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6690	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3274	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to serve you any deadly tuna pasta! Unlike OP’s sister, we won’t try to test your allergies by serving you shellfish disguised as a harmless meal. Join us for a fun and safe gaming experience, where the only thing burning will be your desire to keep playing!

Our server is a shellfish-free zone, so you can game without fear of any sneaky attempts on your life. We guarantee that our virtual food will never send you to the hospital, unless you count getting addicted to our awesome gameplay as a medical emergency!

So come join us and leave the drama at the door. Our community is here to support you, not try to poison you with shellfish. And remember, on our server, the only thing we’re allergic to is boring gameplay. See you in the game!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, DadCraft, dies, emotional, family, Father, father’s death, Grief, headlines, HEARTBREAK, Hostage, hostage situation, hostage’s rescue, Loss, Minecraft, News, rescue, Server, Timing, Tragedy, tragedy strikes, tragic event, Unfortunate

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5271
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Towns Built:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in this crazy minecraft server, building your epic castle or whatever, when all of a sudden, BAM! a hostage’s father dies hours before his rescue! like, talk about drama, am i right?

but don’t worry, because on our server, we’ve got all kinds of crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, a bunch of chickens started a rebellion against the pigs, and it was just chaos everywhere. or how about the time a player accidentally turned themselves into a giant block of cheese? yeah, that actually happened.

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s never boring and always full of surprises, then you gotta join us. who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into next? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

UkrainianDrone vs RussianSu57

aircraft, Attack, Conflict, countermeasure, Defense, Destruction, drone strike, escalation, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, Russian Air Force, RussianSu57, Stealth Fighter, strike, Su-57, Surveillance, Target, Technology, UKRAINIAN, UkrainianDrone, War

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	47

OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz we got Ukrainian drones blowin’ up Russian jets like it’s nobody’s business! Our Su-57 stealth fighter got wrecked by a freakin’ drone strike, it was like BOOM, bye bye jet! Come join the chaos and see what other crazy shenanigans we got goin’ on in dis server. It’s a warzone of epic proportions, u won’t wanna miss out on the action! Join now before the drones come for u next!

CarbCraft: Teen Sleep Squad

activity levels, adolescents, CarbCraft, carbohydrate consumption, circadian misalignment, findings, habits, health, Impact, later sleep, Lifestyle, nutrition, physical activity, research, sedentary behavior, Sleep, sleep journal, sleep patterns, sleep schedules, squad, study, Teen, teenagers, teens

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

yo yo yo, listen up all you night owls! dis server is da bomb diggity for all you teens with later sleep schedules! we got all da crazy peeps who stay up all night and eat dem carbs like there’s no tomorrow. we even got a study published in some fancy journal sayin’ dat circadian misalignment is linked to eatin’ more carbs and bein’ lazy. so if you wanna join a server where you can eat all da carbs you want and be as lazy as you please, dis is da place for you! come join us and let’s stay up all night together, munchin’ on dem carbs and playin’ Minecraft like there’s no tomorrow! #carbsarelife #nightowlsunite

VANILLA WITHOUT WHITELIST AND VENTURE Minecraft server

Authorization, banner, general, GIF, Griefers, Lazy, Minecart, Minecraft, NECK, Private, Protection, Server, Trust, Vanilla, Venture, VKontakte, Whitelist

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4799
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

MineCart is a server on which there has never been a whitelist or private. The server is built on general trust in each other; for effective protection from griefers, mandatory authorization via VKontakte was added.

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HolyCraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Void Armor Forged:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying pigs, build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs, granting you special powers like the ability to fly or shoot lasers from your eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

CraftyComrades Minecraft Server

cloud, Community, Connect, CraftyComrades, Creative, Diary, dreams, emotions, Explore, feelings, journal, Minecraft, ONLINE, Personal, Server, Share, Site, sleepy sheep, stardiary, Thoughts, Visit, Website, Writing

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us at our website where you can find the secret diary of a star (yes, a literal star) who will guide you through the mystical world of Sleepy Sheep Cloud.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a clan of ninja sheep who will teach you the ancient art of wool-fu. You’ll be kicking creepers in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us at http://sleepysheep.cloud/stardiary.html and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BlockyWar: Minecraft Server

Africa, aggression, BlockyWar, CASUALTIES, Conflict, discrimination, Exploitation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global impact, human rights violations, imperialism, international relations, Manipulation, military intervention, Minecraft, Propaganda, racism, russia, Server, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7797
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Enchantments Applied:	285
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
New Chunks Explored:	363014	Dragon Eggs Found:	694

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Russia be sending young Africans to fight in their war against Ukraine! But don’t worry, on our server, we only send zombies to fight in epic battles against creepers and skeletons! It’s a wild ride, fam! Plus, we got a secret underground base where you can chill with llamas and pandas while sippin’ on some potion of invisibility. So come join us and let’s show those mobs who’s boss!

CreeperCaptiveNoa’sHouse

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

so, like, u ever wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, on fire? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. like, seriously, this server is so epic, it’ll make u question reality.

we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing in the meadows, and even a secret underground disco party with all the mobs getting down. it’s like a rave, but with creepers.

also, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest, u’ll be granted three wishes by the magical llama king. yeah, that’s right, llamas rule this server.

oh, and did i mention the roller coaster that takes u through a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and zombies do the cha-cha? it’s wild, man.

so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server ever, join us now. but be warned, once u enter, u may never want to leave. it’s that awesome.

CreeperCashless: Spend more, blow up less!

BLOW, buy-now-pay-later, cash vs. cashless, cashless convenience, cashless economy, cashless payments, cashless society, cashless spending, consumer research, credit card, CreeperCashless, debit card, Digital transactions., financial behavior, financial technology, money management, payment methods, payment preferences, personal finance, spend, spending habits, spending trends

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7110
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we be ballin’ outta control with dem cashless payments, ya feel me? Like, research done by some super smart peeps say dat when u use a credit card, debit card, or even a buy-now-pay-later service, u end up spendin’ way more money than if u just used cold hard cash, bro. So come join us on dis server where we be flexin’ our digital wallets and makin’ it rain diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. Trust me, you won’t regret it, fam. #cashlessballers #minecraftmoneygang #digitaldollarz