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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 5676 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2050 |
Ores Mined: | 8465 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 251 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1049 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
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