Māori monarch Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Kiingi’s Realm: Kuini’s Coronation

ceremony, coronation, Crafty, heritage, Indigenous Leadership, Kiingi Tuheitia, Kiingis, Kuini Nga wai hono i te po, Kuinis, Maori Culture, Māori monarch, Māori Queen, Maori royalty, new zealand, Realm, royal family, Succession, Te Ao Māori, tradition, tribal leader, Tuheitia Paki, whanau

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Crops Grown:	9378	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

yo yo yo, u gotta check out dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got da new Māori Queen up in here! her name be Kuini Nga wai hono i te po, she only 27 but she takin over as da Māori monarch, followin in her daddy’s footsteps Kiingi Tuheitia. u know dis server be poppin off with royalty like dat, so come join us and bow down to da queen! build ya own palace fit for a queen, or go on epic quests to prove ya loyalty to da royal fam. ain’t no server like dis one, so get ur butt in here and start kissin da ring!

Kiingi’s Māori Monarch Minecraft Server

aotearoa, ceremony, Cultural, family, Farewell, final resting place, generations, heritage, Honor, indigenous, Kiingi Tuheitia, Kiingis, leadership, Legacy, Maori, Māori monarch, Minecraft, MONARCH, mourning, new zealand, Royalty, Server, Succession, tradition

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4956
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	New Chunks Explored:	834138
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Zombie Dances:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as kiingi tuheitia and his māori monarchy! build your own marae, battle rival tribes, and journey to your final resting place surrounded by generations of family…in minecraft! who needs real life when you can be a virtual king in a pixelated world? join now for the ultimate māori monarchy experience!

AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, AnnoyingSound, bothersome, bothersome noise, bothersome sound, constant noise, frustrating, grating, high-pitched sound, irritating noise, irritating sound, Irritation, jarring noise, loud sound, Minecraft, nails on chalkboard, noise, piercing sound, repetitive noise, smp, Sound, white noise

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

acceptance, accepting reality, avoiding reality, denial, denial of reality, difficult truths, face, facing facts, facing reality, facing the truth, facts, hard truths, harsh realities of life, harsh realizations, harsh truths, harshest realities, reality check, reality denial, RealityCraft, tough truths, Truth, uncomfortable realities, uncomfortable truths

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1711
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1558
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Villages Defended:	15

Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, extremist, extremist ideology, fled, hezbollah, interrogated, interrogation, interrogation room, interrogation tactics, interrogation techniques, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Minecraft, Nasrallah, NasrallahsGone, political violence, radicalization, security threat, Server, Terrorism, Terrorist

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172
Dragon Eggs Found:	8719	Dragon Scales Harvested:	376

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

Allies, Asia, Canada, cooperation, CraftyCanuckPlotWars, Diplomatic, Espionage, foreign affairs, Global threats, Government, India, intelligence, international relations, investigation, North America, plot allegations, political tensions, SECURITY, serious, Terrorism, US

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9087
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Crafty Love Connection

attraction, behavioral science, Confidence, Connection, Crafty, creativity, dating behavior, human interaction, intelligence, interpersonal relationships, Kindness, love, mate compatibility, MATE SELECTION, partner evaluation, personality traits, relationships, romantic attraction, romantic preferences, social psychology, speed dating, Traits

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3069
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	135

come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

metanoia junior high school

“Youth, ACADEMIC, activities, adolescence, Classroom, Community, Cross-Play, curriculum, Development, education, extracurricular, Future, growth, learning, middle school, School, Social, Students, Survival, teachers, teamwork, TRANSITION

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
New Chunks Explored:	388126	Animals Bred:	162
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

66.206.27.202:50020

Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

bedrock, BLOCK, building, Chill, Collaborative, Community, creativity, Discord, Friendly, Gaming, grief-free, Hardcore, idea.., Interactive, laid back, Lakehead, Lazy, no drama, Peaceful, pet-friendly, Placing, Relaxed, Semi Vanilla, Server, shop building, smp, Social, virtual world, windmill, wrong

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

celebration, Condolences, condolences to the family, deceased, eternal rest, Farewell, Gone but not forgotten, Grief, Honor, in loving memory, Legacy, Loss, memorial, Memory, Minecraft, passing, power, Remembrance, Respect, REST, rest in peace, rest in power, Server, Tribute

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8592
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

arousal issues, comics, erectile dysfunction, erectile problems, Flaccid, graphic novels, impotence, Limp, male protagonist, male sexuality, Manga, manga characters, Manga community, Manga fans, manga readers, manga series, mc, NoStiffyMinecraft, sexual dysfunction, sexual performance, SMPTouchyTouchy

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Dragons Tamed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

alcohol, bill, birthday dinner, birthday gift, Birthday Party, Communication, fair, family, Friends, GFsBdayDinnerDrama, Girlfriend, ignoring, messages, misunderstanding, office, Paying, Principle, Resentment, six figure salary, Surprise, Tipping

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Love Letters Sent:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!