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DustSettled SMP: Minecraft Edition
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate battleground for the most epic Minecraft showdowns! Picture this: a group of players fighting over a single diamond block, using nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Who will emerge victorious? Will it be the fearless warrior who can build a house in under 5 minutes or the sneaky player who hides in a hole for hours on end? Join us and find out! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin! -
ViagraCraft – Keeping Secrets Since 2019
Are you tired of your sex life being as dead as a creeper explosion? Join our Minecraft server and let the magic of Viagra bring your performance back to life! Just like how you can craft diamonds from coal, you can craft a steamy night with your partner using our secret potion of potency!One player, let’s call him Steve, was struggling with anxiety and performance issues after a tragic event. But after discovering our server and the wonders of Viagra, his sex life skyrocketed to new heights! His partner, let’s call her Alex, was left wondering what changed, and Steve just shrugged and said he was feeling better. Little did she know, he was popping those little blue pills like they were candy!
So come join our server and experience the thrill of not only building epic structures, but also building a stronger connection with your partner. And hey, if you want to keep your Viagra use a secret, we won’t judge! Just make sure to watch out for any suspiciously strong potions in your inventory…
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NoMoreNaturalFunctions
15. Uncomfortable bodily functions, 10. Unpleasant bodily sensations, 20. Annoying physical sensations., 11. Bodily inconveniences, 8. Irritating body functionsAre you tired of your body betraying you with its natural functions? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your body does exactly what you want it to do! No more sneezing, no more yawning, no more blinking – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your body deciding it’s time for a bathroom break. Picture yourself building epic structures without the distraction of hunger pangs or the need to sleep. On our server, your body is under your control – finally, a place where you can truly be the master of your own destiny (and bodily functions).
So come join us and experience the freedom of a body that obeys your every command. Who needs bodily autonomy when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?
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KurskCraft: BufferZoneBuilder
come join our epic minecraft server where we create buffer zones in Russia’s Kursk region like the Ukrainian president! build your own fortress to protect against invading creepers and zombies! we promise not to start any international conflicts, just lots of fun and chaos! plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear! join now and be a part of the most insane adventure in minecraft history! -
CraftyCooksMC
so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumfin, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers doin’ da macarena! if u join dis server, u gonna be rollin’ in diamonds and emeralds like a boss!but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests and rare loot. u gotta solve riddles and fight off zombie hordes to get to it, but it’s totally worth it, trust me.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts marshmallows for s’mores? yeah, it’s pretty lit.
so what are u waitin’ for? come join da fun and be part of our crazy minecraft family. remember, many hands make light work, but too many cooks spoil the broth. so let’s all work together and make dis server da best one out there!
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☀️ Sunburned SMP: Survival of the Fishiest! 🐟💥🎣 No Weekly Challenges, Just BBQ Skills & Events! Optional PvP, No SPF Needed! 🌞
Server Overview
Server IP play.shaded.gg Discord Shaded Discord TikTok Shaded TikTok
Features of Shaded Minecraft Server
- NEW! Fishing Log
- NEW! Lobster Pots
- NEW! PvP Arena
- Land Claiming and Grief Prevention
- Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions
- Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks
- Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges
Connect with Shaded
- Discord: Shaded Discord
- Twitter: Shaded Twitter
- Vote: Vote
Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer How do I join the Shaded Minecraft server? You can join by copying and pasting the server IP “play.shaded.gg” into your Minecraft client. Are there any custom features on the server? Yes, Shaded offers custom features such as Fishing Log, Lobster Pots, PvP Arena, and more! Is PvP mandatory on the server? No, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded, so you can choose to participate based on your playstyle preferences. Can I protect my builds on the server? Yes, Shaded provides a robust land claiming and grief prevention system to keep your creations safe and secure. How can I earn free ranks and perks on Shaded? You can earn free ranks, kits, and perks by voting for the server and participating in events and challenges.