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FamRoast Minecraft Server

academic struggles, adhd, behavioral issues, childhood trauma, childhood trauma recovery, Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, Emotional support, family dynamics, Family Support, FamRoast, medication, mental health, Minecraft, neglect, overcoming adversity, parental neglect, school support, self esteem, Server, sibling rivalry, Teacher Support

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Towns Built:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2859	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Animals Bred:	52	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of being treated like the runt of the litter in your family? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of real life! On our server, ADHD is a superpower and being hyperactive is celebrated! No more being grounded for moving around too much or getting punished for not being able to focus.

Join us and experience a world where ramen is served to everyone, even if your grades aren’t perfect. Say goodbye to being called hurtful slurs by your siblings and hello to a community that understands and supports you.

Our server is filled with amazing teachers who will help you reach your full potential, just like the teacher who changed everything for our 16m player. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for needing medication to thrive – in fact, we encourage it!

So come on over and leave behind the negativity of your family. Build, create, and thrive in a world where you are valued and respected. Join now and let’s make Minecraft a safe haven for all!

NoMILNoSILAllowedCraft

aita, bad person, children, Condo, cousins, dramatic, Inheritance, mean, MIL, Mistreated, mixed child, NoMILNoSILAllowedCraft, overreacted, Petty, SIL, single mom, Telling, town house, Troubled, unfit mother, Wedding

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of good vibes? Look no further than our server, where we don’t tolerate any toxic behavior – not even from your mother-in-law!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle epic mobs with your friends. But the real challenge? Dealing with MIL Pat and her shady antics.

Imagine a world where your SIL Alice is the hero, raising her kids while studying to become an orthodontics assistant. She’s a total boss, and we stan a queen who doesn’t take any nonsense from mean MILs.

And speaking of MILs, ours is a whole other level of crazy. She wore a beige dress to a wedding? That’s nothing compared to her outrageous behavior on our server. Watch out for flying planters and inappropriate language – she’s a real piece of work.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of family drama, Minecraft adventures, and a whole lot of laughs? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to keep your cool when things get heated – we’ve got your back, even when your MIL doesn’t.

CovidCrafter SMP

covid, covid aftermath, covid complications, covid health issues, Covid impact, covid long term effects, covid recovery, covid recovery challenges, covid recovery experiences, covid recovery journey, covid recovery stories, covid recovery support, covid survivors, COVID symptoms, CovidCrafter, health complications, long haulers, long-term effects, permanent damage, post-covid syndrome, respiratory issues, smp

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cure for your quarantine blues! Join us and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

On our server, we have a special potion that can cure any lingering effects of covid. That’s right, no more coughing or fatigue – just pure gaming bliss! But be warned, this potion is guarded by a fearsome Ender Dragon who demands a dance-off before granting access. Can you bust a move and claim your cure?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can battle it out in epic dance battles for rare loot and bragging rights. Who knew that defeating a pandemic could be so funky?

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and leave your covid woes behind. Who knows, you might just emerge as the ultimate dancing champion of the server!

CreeperCrisis: Sorry to Blow Up Your House!

awkward, awkward silence, bad news, BLOW, brutal honesty, Confrontation, CreeperCrisis, difficult conversation, difficult truth, Disappointment, EMBARRASSING, hard truth, harsh truth, hate to break it to you, Honesty, House, reality check, sensitive topic, tough love, truth hurts, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable truth, worst moment

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4457
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	128
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of dirt to mine? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket, or the joy of pranking unsuspecting players by filling their chests with nothing but stacks of rotten flesh.

We have a thriving community of players who love to pull off insane stunts and create wild builds that will leave you in awe. Plus, our admin team is always ready to spice things up with spontaneous events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in 60 seconds.

So come on, join us and see why our server is the talk of the Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

RussianRaidersMC

Cargo, Dangerous, emergency response, environmental hazard, hazardous materials, international incident, marine pollution, maritime accident, maritime safety, Norwegian coast guard, Norwegian waters, rescue operation, runs aground, Russian, Russian exports, RussianRaidersMC, salvage operation, Ship, Shipping industry, stranded, Vessel

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6582
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	274
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	353
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A SHIP WITH DANGEROUS RUSSIAN CARGO RUNNING AGROUND IN NORWEGIAN WATERS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, MY FRIEND!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD EPIC SHIPS AND CRASH THEM INTO ICEBERGS LIKE A TRUE CAPTAIN! WE’VE GOT MORE ACTION THAN A RUSSIAN SPY NOVEL, AND MORE DRAMA THAN A REALITY TV SHOW ABOUT NORWEGIAN FISHERMEN!

JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF SURVIVING A SHIPWRECK, FIGHTING OFF PIRATES, AND TRADING WITH VIKINGS! PLUS, OUR COMMUNITY IS AS WELCOMING AS A WARM BLANKET ON A COLD WINTER NIGHT.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON BOARD AND SET SAIL FOR AN ADVENTURE YOU’LL NEVER FORGET!

Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds – Where you can mod your way to world domination!

Aerial aspect, Airship racing, airships, artillery, Astronomy, Black-powder firearms, Cannons, Cheese, Chunk claiming, civilisation-ending event, coin economy, Conquer, Create, decorations, Discord, Domination, Epic Knights, farmers delight, FFA brawls, Flintlocks, food system, Geopolitics, Immersive Airships, meadow, mod, Modded, Modpack, muskets, Nations, Paintings, Pistol duels, Player-operated vendors, refuge, Routine Events, Sildaris, Spyglass astronomy, Steam-fantasy, Vinery, Warfare System, Wilds, wine, world

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Animals Bred:	139	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

Description	Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds [1.20.1]
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Overview

Through the sea spray and fog, your boat draws close to the towering cliffs – these are the Sildaris Wilds, fabled lands where only the brave venture. Your old country, home and life are all gone. Now, you and your compatriots must step forth, and forge society anew from the ashes.

Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server!

Airships
Cannons, Flintlocks and Muskets
Immersive gear from Epic Knights
Coin based economy, spawn vendors, and player-run shops
Chunk claiming
Built-in warfare system for dynamic geopolitics
Routine events with lucrative rewards
And so much more, such as astronomy, decorations, or wine and cheese!

Sildaris is a long uninhabited continent, but now a mysterious event of civilisation-ending proportions has driven you and many others to seek refuge in these wild new lands. Bring your friends and find glory by starting a nation, band together with other travellers to work together, or strike out on your own. Create and Conquer aims to have a fair conflict system that facilitates engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the economy based on?	The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can then be traded with at player-operated vendors.
Are there routine events?	Yes, there are routine events with lucrative rewards, ranging from FFA brawls to pistol duels or airship racing!
What are some unique aspects of the server?	Unique aspects include airships, cannons, flintlocks and muskets, immersive gear from Epic Knights, and more.
Can players create nations?	Yes, players can create nations or join existing ones to work together and grow.
How can I start playing?	Join our Discord using the link provided in the description to start playing on the server.

Blame Her Minecraft Server

Blame, criticism, cultural norms, Decision making, emigrating, immigration, judgment, LEAVING, Migration, Minecraft, people, personal choice, Relocation, Server, societal attitudes, societal beliefs, societal criticism, societal expectations, societal judgment, societal norms, societal pressure, societal values

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Towns Built:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every time you walk through the door.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary emigrating sheep who has traveled to every corner of the Minecraft world, leaving a trail of wool and confusion in her wake. People say she’s the reason for all the chaos on our server, but we say she’s just misunderstood.

So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next emigrating legend of our server!

wake up in minecraft smp ohio

Anon, autumn, blockquotepwake, coffee, coffee date, fall drinks, Friends, friendship, get together, hang out, Invitation, latte, Minecraft, morning routine, Ohio, Ohio life, ohiopblockquote, Plans, Pumpkin, pumpkin spice lattes, smp, socializing, Starbucks, Wake Up

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3061
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	New Chunks Explored:	303935
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

> Wake up in Ohio and find yourself in a world where pumpkins are the ultimate power source. Join our Minecraft SMP where pumpkin spice lattes are the key to unlocking hidden abilities and taking over the server!

> Fight off hordes of zombie baristas who are trying to steal your precious pumpkin spice lattes and claim them as their own. Only the strongest and most caffeinated players will survive!

> Build a pumpkin spice latte fortress to protect yourself from rival players who will stop at nothing to steal your delicious beverages. Form alliances with other players to create the ultimate pumpkin spice latte empire!

> Explore the vast pumpkin spice latte mines deep underground, where you can mine for rare spices and ingredients to create the most powerful lattes in the land. But beware, the pumpkin spice monsters lurking in the shadows will stop at nothing to protect their precious resources!

Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a pumpkin spice latte-fueled adventure like never before. Are you ready to sip your way to victory?

Bedrock Boyfriend’s Minecraft Server

aita, bedrock, bottles of pee, Boundaries, Boyfriend, boyfriends, cleaning, Communication, Confronting, depression, distant, downplay, found, mental health, Minecraft, relationship, Server, Support, Talking, Trash, UNCOMFORTABLE, under his bed, Understanding

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	3079	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll find more surprises than bottles of pee under your boyfriend’s bed! Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery, drama, and maybe even a few hidden treasures (hopefully not pee-related).

Explore our vast world and uncover the secrets that lie within, just like the trash under your boyfriend’s bed. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon as you journey through our server?

And don’t worry, we promise not to judge you for bringing up the pee situation. In fact, we encourage open communication and honesty here, even if it leads to a couple of days of awkward silence. After all, what’s a Minecraft server without a little bit of drama?

So come on over and join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you’ll pee your pants (but hopefully not in bottles under your bed).

PreggoPuffCraft

annoyance, Apology, celebration, construction, Damage, disagreement, family, fertility struggles, good news, Happy, Hosting, husband, passive aggressive, Poison, PreggoPuffCraft, pregnant sister, Protect, Ridiculous, smoking, smoking outside, unborn child

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	New Chunks Explored:	953377
Votes:	7542	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Potions Brewed:	87
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from family gatherings filled with passive-aggressive behavior and unreasonable requests.

Join us and leave all the baby drama behind! Our server is a smoke-free zone, so you won’t have to worry about upsetting any pregnant family members. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of boundaries.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama at the door. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?