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Minecraft Mayhem Madness – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Crossover series, fan-made creations, friday night funkin, Funkin Crew, game discussion, Leaking ERECTion Edition, link compilation, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, mod wiki, modding community, modding help, News, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Pa, Phantom Arcade, Pico, Server, Spooky Month, TANKMEN, thread theme, Ultimate, WEEKEND 1 UPDATE

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

Join us for the Friday Night Funkin’ General where we discuss the game, fan-made creations, and all the crazy crossovers like TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more!

Week #2517 – Leaking ERECTion Edition (don’t ask)

NEWS FLASH: The WEEKEND 1 UPDATE HAS RELEASED and it’s more lit than a creeper explosion!

Check out the Funkin Crew’s blog post for all the juicy deets and join Ninjamuffin & PA for an AMA on /funkg/ (whatever that means).

Download and play the game, mod it to your heart’s content, and join our modding community for all the funky fun!

We’ve got resources, wikis, link compilations, and even a thread theme that will have you dancing like a villager on a Sunday morning.

Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now and let’s get funky together! (Disclaimer: Not responsible for any loss of diamonds or sanity while playing on this server)

AnthroCraft: Where Humans and Females Rule the Minecraft World! #3023

Anthrocraft, Blood, Ego, Expedition, female anthros, Females, Forest of Pity Parties, forgotten places, french fries, Hares, Hatchlings, Healings, Hearts, Hero, hmofa, hooves, Horrors, Human Males, humans, image filter, Journey to the White Citadel, Keeping Eye Contact, Loveless Incantation, Memory From The Shadows, Minecraft, NIGHTS, rule, Sea Major, Spare in the Trunk, state zero, Steel, Stories, Story Masterbin, Summoning a Little Mischief, Survivors of a Shattered World, vipers, Void, word filter, world, writing guides

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Human Males On Female Anthros rule the land! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous stories that will make you want to grab your pickaxe and start mining!

Ever wanted to summon a little mischief with hooves, horrors, and hatchlings? Or how about exploring forgotten places on an epic expedition? Maybe you’re in the mood for some blood, steel, and ego – we’ve got it all!

Join us on a journey to the White Citadel, where you’ll encounter hares, healings, and hearts that will warm your soul. And don’t forget about the survivors of a shattered world, fighting to stay alive in a post-apocalyptic landscape.

But wait, there’s more! How about vipers, nights, and French fries? Or maybe you’re more interested in a spare in the trunk, filled with mystery and intrigue. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of /hmofa/ and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer. See you in the game, adventurer!

Billionaire City VS Hypixel

Beta Testing, cityscape, competitive gameplay, digital real estate, discord community, Economy, in-game economy, job market, luxury living, multiplayer gameplay, OG rank, online entrepreneurship, player housing, player interaction, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Server Experience, Towny, virtual city, virtual community, Virtual Economy, virtual leasing, virtual property management

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Comparison of Hypixel and Billionaire City Minecraft Servers

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of mini-games	Can experience lag due to high traffic
Frequent updates and events	May not be as focused on economy and player housing

Billionaire City

Pros	Cons
Focused on economy and player housing	May have a smaller player base
Unique job system	May lack the variety of mini-games found on larger servers
Optimized economy system	Still in beta, so may have some bugs

FAQ

What makes Hypixel different from Billionaire City?

Hypixel is known for its large player base, wide variety of mini-games, and frequent updates and events. Billionaire City, on the other hand, focuses more on economy and player housing with a unique job system.

Which server is better for new players?

Hypixel may be overwhelming for new players due to its size and variety of games. Billionaire City may be a better choice for new players looking for a more focused experience on economy and housing.

Is Billionaire City fully released?

No, Billionaire City is currently in beta, so there may be some bugs and changes as it continues to develop. Players are encouraged to join the Discord for updates and to receive a free OG Rank.

Baby-Free Minecraft Server: No GFs, Just Blocks!

babies, BabyFree, blocks, children, Commitment, Companionship, Decision making, Family Planning, fear, Future, gfs, Girlfriend, love, Maturity, Minecraft, parenthood, personal choice, PRESSURE, Priorities, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self reflection, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Tired of stinky babies ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where having a girlfriend is banned because we all know that leads to having babies and who wants that mess in their virtual world? Build, mine, and craft in peace without the fear of tiny virtual diapers ruining your day. Join now and say goodbye to stinky babies forever!

Pixelated Love Triangle: Minecraft Server for Awkward Encounters

adult content, awkward, BETRAYAL, cute girl, DATING, Disappointment, ENCOUNTERS, HEARTBREAK, Insecurity, interracial couples, interracial relationship, Jealousy, love, Minecraft, mixed race relationships, online content, online dating, onlyfans, pixelated, Race, racial preferences, relationship drama, Server, social dynamics, social media, Stereotypes, Triangle

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through the magical world of pixelated wonders. Want to ride a chicken into battle? Done. How about building a castle out of TNT? Go for it!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our resident witch brews potions that will give you superhuman strength and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

The Unamused Darkness Minecraft Server

ANNOYED, brooding, Darkness, disapproval, discontent, disdainful, Displeased, displeasure, Frustrated, gloomy, Grumpy, irritated, Minecraft, moody, Server, Somber, sulking, sullen, unamused, Unhappy, unimpressed, unsatisfied

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Are you tired of boring, well-lit Minecraft servers where everything is sunshine and rainbows? Well, look no further because Darkness is unamused! Our server is shrouded in darkness, with creepy caves, haunted forests, and spooky mobs lurking around every corner.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a giant, feathered beast that will challenge even the bravest players. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the darkness. Just be sure to bring a torch – you never know what might be lurking in the shadows!

YeehawCraft: Where we mine for freedom and roleplay as stereotypical Americans! 🤠🇺🇸 #MinecraftMadness

AMERICANS, Characters, commercials, Community, creativity, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, forum, freedom, Fun, humor, imagination, Interactive, love, MinecraftMadness, ONLINE, Roleplay, roleplaying games, satire, Social, stereotypical, stereotypical Americans, storytelling, YeehawCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! We have more commercials than you can shake a stick at – seriously, our players can’t get enough of them! Join us and experience the thrill of watching commercials while mining for diamonds, it’s a game-changer, literally.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance the Chicken King, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets – trust us, it’s worth it.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with commercials, chicken dance-offs, and endless fun. You won’t regret it, we promise!

JoynCraft VS Hypixel

Active Staff, building, Collaborative, Community, Creative, creative freedom, Discord, Economy, Friendly, Immersive, immersive experience, long-lasting, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, Music, Peaceful, player-driven, Plugins, professional hosting, PvE, secure financing, Survival, unique seed, vast map

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Comparison of Hypixel and JOYnCRAFT:

Hypixel:

Pros	Cons
High player population	Can be overwhelming for some players
Wide variety of minigames	May experience server lag at peak times
Frequent updates and events	Can be challenging for newer players

JOYnCRAFT:

Pros	Cons
Active staff and community	Smaller player base
Professionally hosted server	Lack of extensive minigames
Secure financing and long-term stability	May not appeal to players looking for constant action

FAQ:

Which server has a higher player population? Hypixel has a higher player population compared to JOYnCRAFT.
Which server offers a wider variety of minigames? Hypixel offers a wider variety of minigames compared to JOYnCRAFT.
Which server has a more stable financing plan? JOYnCRAFT has secure financing secured years ahead, ensuring long-term stability.
Which server is better for new players? Hypixel may be more suitable for new players due to its extensive tutorials and game modes.

Sliddin’ & Craftin’ Minecraft Server Madness

Adventure, baby, Childhood, children, CRAFTIN, EXCITEMENT, Fun, funny, giggles, HAHAHAHAHA, Happiness, It’s, joy, Laughter, madness, Memories, Minecraft, outdoors, Play, Server, Sliddin, slidding, Slides, Sliding

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server where everything is SLIDDING BABY!!! That’s right, forget walking or running, on our server you’ll be sliding everywhere like a penguin on ice!

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Slime King who rules over the land with a gooey fist. Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Slime King and claim his throne for yourself. And did we mention that all the animals on our server have been replaced with dancing llamas? It’s a llama party 24/7!

So why join our server? Because where else can you slide around like a maniac, battle a Slime King, and party with llamas all in one place? It’s SLIDDING BABY!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even Steve Asks ‘How do you do it?’

Asks, Bitcoin, Crafty, cryptocurrency, dissolve, fear, financial disaster, funds, Gains, ignore, investing, Losses, market, McCraftface, pull out, Rational, Risk, s&p 500, Server, steve, stress, track, ups and downs, volatility, VOO

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Are you tired of watching your crypto funds fluctuate more than a rollercoaster ride? Join our Minecraft server where the only ups and downs you’ll experience are when you’re mining for diamonds! Say goodbye to the stress of crypto and hello to the relaxing world of block-building and exploration.

We’ve had players who were once deep in the crypto game, but now they’ve found solace in our server. One player even claimed that they found a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual coins that made them richer than any cryptocurrency ever could! Who needs Bitcoin when you have emeralds and gold at your fingertips?

Forget about the financial disasters of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where the only worry is whether you’ll survive the night against a horde of zombies. Join our Minecraft server today and let the blocky adventures begin!

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ores Mined:	4346	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	500	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Animals Bred:	53

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4597	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Buildings Constructed:	47

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	New Chunks Explored:	469514
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
New Chunks Explored:	628864	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Zombie Dances:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Emeralds Found:	8299	Underground Cities Explored:	3

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Comparison of Hypixel and Billionaire City Minecraft Servers

Hypixel

Billionaire City

FAQ

What makes Hypixel different from Billionaire City?

Which server is better for new players?

Is Billionaire City fully released?

Baby-Free Minecraft Server: No GFs, Just Blocks!

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The Unamused Darkness Minecraft Server

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JoynCraft VS Hypixel

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Comparison of Hypixel and JOYnCRAFT:

Hypixel:

JOYnCRAFT:

FAQ:

Sliddin’ & Craftin’ Minecraft Server Madness

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Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even Steve Asks ‘How do you do it?’

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Ores Mined:	2386
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Zombie Dances:	3

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9505	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4