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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 4921 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 | Enchantments Applied: | 290 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
If you’re tired of wimpy servers with flower-picking competitions, come join us where real men gather to punch trees and wrestle creepers bare-handed. Our spawn point is guarded by a pack of ferocious wolves who only respect the manliest of players.
Need a reason to join? How about the legend of Sir Chauncey, the knight who once slayed a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a pork chop? Or the time our players built a full-scale replica of Stonehenge out of diamond blocks, just because they could?
So grab your sword, strap on your armor, and prepare for the manly Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Only the bravest and boldest survive on the manliest Briton server!