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Britcraft Bros – where even the manliest Briton can craft their way to victory! #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Buildings Constructed:	32	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you ready to flex your manly Minecraft muscles on the ultimate server for macho miners? Join us on the manliest Briton server, where the sun never sets on our virtual empire of testosterone-fueled block building!

If you’re tired of wimpy servers with flower-picking competitions, come join us where real men gather to punch trees and wrestle creepers bare-handed. Our spawn point is guarded by a pack of ferocious wolves who only respect the manliest of players.

Need a reason to join? How about the legend of Sir Chauncey, the knight who once slayed a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a pork chop? Or the time our players built a full-scale replica of Stonehenge out of diamond blocks, just because they could?

So grab your sword, strap on your armor, and prepare for the manly Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Only the bravest and boldest survive on the manliest Briton server!

❤️ POPPYPLAYTIME ❤️ Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, poppyplaytime, Server, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Potions Brewed:	61
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

The owner of the “POPPYPLAYTIME” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

95.216.92.87:25676

CreeperCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

4chan, APPROVED, archives, args, Creepercraft, creepypasta, cytube, Fearvlogs, Found pastas, games, Gaming, homemade, list, Mario World I HATE YOU, Minecraft, MODERN, Old Man Reads, Room Template, Server, SlenderARGs, Sonic 2 Genocide City, SONIC.EXE, Urban Legends, video game, vidya, web series

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Welcome to the most spooktacular Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – The Vidya Creepypasta General! Dive into the eerie world of video game-based creepypastas and their related content, where the pixels are haunted and the jump scares are real.

Join us as we discuss the scariest video game urban legends and share our favorite creepy tales. But beware, things may get a little…h̷̰̰̋̈́̆a̴̦͘v̸̧̳̦̔͐e̷̞̜̟̕͝ ̶͇͘f̶̨̓͘ú̴̦̰̓͐ñ̴̜̠̦ around here.

But wait, there’s more! Watch Old Man Reads Vidya Creepypastas on YouTube, where he narrates the most bone-chilling tales with a voice that will send shivers down your spine. From Sonic.exe to Mario World I HATE YOU, prepare to be scared silly.

Join our /exeg/ CyTube for a marathon of creepy videos and homemade/found pastas that will make you question the reality of your favorite games. And don’t forget to check out our official 4chan-Approved Creepypasta List for a dose of terror that will keep you up at night.

So why wait? Join us on this Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter the world of Vidya Creepypasta General, there’s no turning back…muahaha!

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

Archive, character profiles, community pastebin, critique, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List website, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, gossip, group forums, kinks, live status tracker, login stats, Minecraft, outfits, profile image search, Profiles, recommended chat client, roleplay logs, roleplayers, site drama, smp, webchat

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP – where we take cosplay to a whole new level! Ever wanted to roleplay as your favorite character while building epic structures and battling mobs? Look no further, because on our server, anything goes!

Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft, where you can create character profiles, find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes (yes, we said it), and engage in some seriously kinky roleplay. Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, and our group forums are filled with more depravity than you can imagine.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is a place where you can freely share and advertise your profiles, solicit roleplay from anons, critique each others’ characters, and even gossip about site drama. And let’s not forget about our live status tracker, filtered ads, and profile image search tools – because who doesn’t love a little extra spice in their Minecraft experience?

So come on, join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Whether you’re dressing up your character in outrageous outfits or battling it out with other players in epic cosplay battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server. See you there!

River Shire

Adventures, alliances, Anarchy, Castles, Enchanting, Factions, FANTASY, keeps, landscapes, Legacy, Lore, Marketplaces, Medieval, multiplayer, Mystery, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Traditions, Vanilla, Villages, Wilderness

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Welcome to River Shire, a semi-vanilla Minecraft server with a captivating medieval setting!

Step into a world where untamed wilderness meets bustling medieval villages, towering castles, and a rich tapestry of lore and mystery. River Shire combines the classic vanilla experience with carefully selected enhancements to create an immersive and engaging environment.

Explore vast landscapes, forge alliances with fellow players, and build your legacy in a realm inspired by medieval traditions. Whether you prefer to construct magnificent keeps, trade in bustling marketplaces, or embark on daring adventures, River Shire is the perfect place to bring your medieval dreams to life.

Join us today and start your journey in the enchanting world of River Shire!

mc35.gamehosting.it:5203

Dreamscape Minecraft Server

advice, ancient greek, aristophanes, asmr, birds sounds, Calm, City Living, comedy, dreamscape, loud neighbors, mind reading, Minecraft, Morphing, Nightmares, Play, Server, southern accent

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Runes Activated:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of creepy ASMR people reading your mind and not helping with your nightmares? Are your neighbors keeping you up all night with their loud fights? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape to a world where the only sounds you’ll hear are the peaceful chirping of birds…or maybe even some dopey southerners if you’re into that sort of thing. We promise no mind-reading ASMR people allowed!

So come on over and join us for a wacky adventure inspired by the ancient Greek comedy playwright Aristophanes. Who knows, you might even find some comedic relief for those pesky nightmares. See you in the game, anon!

Trish Spacecraft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where every player looks like a porn star! Our custom skins will have you feeling like a celebrity as you navigate through the pixelated landscape. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground strip club where you can trade diamonds for lap dances from Endermen. Don’t miss out on the scandalous fun – join us now!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

7SEEDS, ai, berserk, capeshit, chainsaw man, cutting themes, Dragon Quest: Dai, Dumpster fill shovelware, fightfags, gantz, garbage slop, GetBackers, hoshino, Hunter x Hunter, Iwaaki, josei, Kakukaku Shikajika, Kingdom, literary themes, Magic Knight Rayearth, manchildren, Minecraft, Nihei, PALS, PIXEL, porn, powercreeps, rose of versailles, seinen, Server, Shoujo, Shounen, The Bugle Call, Urasawa, vagabond, vinland saga, visualcore., waifufaggotry, Yasuhiko

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you’re a fan of powercreeps and want to show off your skills to all the manchildren out there. We’re the perfect alternative to capeshit, where you can debase your entire lifestyle around the Shounen genre. Plus, we’ve got algorithms for waifufaggotry, AI, and even porn – because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a dumpster filled with shovelware, just like Shoujo manga. Except, we throw in the occasional mention of sophisticated titles like Rose of Versailles and Magic Knight Rayearth to keep things interesting.

And don’t even get us started on Josei – it’s a hidden gem that only older women, critics, and niche anime connoisseurs appreciate. Dive into titles like Kakukaku Shikajika and 7SEEDS if you want to feel like a true intellectual.

But the real fun begins with Seinen manga. We’ve got everything from lower-end fightfag appeal like Berserk and Vinland Saga to high-end masterpieces by creators like Urasawa and Nihei. It’s a vicious cycle of repetitiveness and inability to expand horizons – just like in the real world!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a wild ride through the world of manga and anime like never before. Who knew blocky pixels could be so entertaining?

SMP – NBA General – Pistol Pete Edition

Edition, general, NBA, nba.com, News, pété, Pistol, pistol pete, smp

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs are all secretly NBA players trying to dunk on you while you mine for emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground basketball court where you can challenge other players to epic slam dunk contests. And if you win, you get a special enchanted basketball that shoots fireballs instead of hoops!

Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft SMP ever, where you never know if that creeper is actually LeBron James in disguise. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today and let the madness begin!

Bacon Narwhal Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9470
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, le bacon narwhals at midnight! That’s right, every night at the stroke of twelve, narwhals made of bacon descend from the sky to wreak havoc and bring joy to all players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken who grants wishes to those who can find it.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Retire in 2025 Minecraft SMP Towns

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3128
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch one, you’ll be set for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!