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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 7624 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 311 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Farms Harvested: | 719 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t have mind manipulation powers (for legal reasons, of course), but we do have some seriously twisted gameplay that will leave you questioning reality.
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret potion that will make any woman you find interesting have to deal with you. That’s right, no more awkward first dates or rejection letters – just pure, unadulterated mind control.
So come on down to our server and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into. Just be careful not to get too caught up in the madness, or you might never want to leave!
