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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 9473 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
join this server if you wanna see flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. yeah, you heard me right. DANCING CREEPERS. they bust a move like no other, i swear.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. just follow the rainbow sheep and you’ll find yourself groovin’ with skeletons and zombies in no time.
plus, the admin is a unicorn who grants wishes. no joke. just ask nicely and you might find yourself with a diamond pickaxe or a pet dragon. it’s wild, man.
so, if you’re lookin’ for a minecraft server that’s off the walls bonkers, this is the place to be. just don’t ask about the one-handed handcuffing incident. trust me, you don’t wanna know.