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| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 6343 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s more lit than a creeper explosion! we got zombies that do the cha-cha, skeletons that moonwalk, and creepers that drop sick beats!
our server is so dope, even COVID-19 is scared to mess with us. we got potions that cure any sickness, including the dreaded flu and RSV. ain’t no virus gonna bring us down, we’re too busy building epic castles and riding pigs like they’re our trusty steeds.
come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your life. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a chicken like those cluckers in the coop. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and conquer like a boss!
